Interracial Sex – Blacks on Blondes
peewee, my UK cuckold and blog correspondent, predicted that interracial sex relationships would become more popular in the US. He should have been a psychic, his prediction is cumming true! All I see at nightclubs, walking around South Beach and in Miami, and in the media are more and more girls going black. White women and Latinas are finding out that interracial sex with black men is superior. It’s not just myth or urban legend that black men have larger cocks and are hotter fucks, it’s truth. Also, the stigma of being in an interracial sex relationship isn’t as strong as it was in the past. Well-known female celebrities, celebutantes and wannabe celebs are in interracial sex relationships and preach about it, literally, on talk shows, reality shows, blogs, Twitter, etc.
So the newest blonde babe to go black is Karissa Shannon’s twin sister, Kristina, who hooked up with rapper Ja Rule.
As a quick aside, Karissa Shannon (Kristina’s twin sister) just broke up with her black stud Sam Jones III (Smallville) and supposedly moved back into the Playboy Mansion. It was an unexpected break-up after the interracial sex tape duo had just released a hip hop single together.
Kristina, however, latched onto one of the hottest black rappers at a nightclub party, but their interracial sex relationship couldn’t last as Ja Rule had to turn himself in to serve out a 2 year prison sentence in New York for gun possession charges. (Steep sentence? Since the gun was only found during a traffic stop?)
Hmmm the Karissa and Sam break-up could have been due to impending prison time as well. Coincidence that the twins were facing the same issue with their interracial sex black stud boyfriends? Jones now faces 1 year in prison for his alleged involvement in oxycodone dealing. The moral of the interracial sex story is dating black rappers, actors and thugs may have a downside if they’re true gangstas.
Weiner Phone Sex
Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.
Weinergate
I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.
Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…
Interracial Sex Big Black Cock Lust
A new Italian laundry detergent commercial turns interracial sex lust into Big Black Cock lust. According to peewee cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, Italy is now a veritable hotbed of interracial sex activity. In addition, it has been well-known for decades that cuckolding, interracial or otherwise, is ingrained in the Italian culture.
So back to the interracial sex themed television commercial… An attractive, but frazzled Italian housewife catches her wimp husband looking at an interracial sex magazine featuring hot black women while getting aroused over his fetish for ebony beauties. His wife is more than a little peeved about the lack of attention he pays her over indulging his fetish and fantasy for ebony babes. He takes action to fulfill his fantasy by stuffing his irate wife into the washing machine, hoping to transform her into a sexy black bitch using a special laundry powder “Nero” (Italian for black). The laundry powder is specially formulated for dark fabrics. The wimp hubby is in for a big surprise, as in big black cock, when out of the washer pops a big black stud instead of an ebony sex goddess.
Of course, the commercial is playing on the same homoerotic interracial sex irony that the ESPN NFL Fantasy Football commercial did when the white wimp husband ended up ignoring his hot wife in favor of lusting for big black football stud Adrian Peterson. It’s no surprise that ad agencies and even the companies that hire them now know interracial sex and big black cock lust will captivate tv viewers, both men and women, from their different sexual humiliation POV.
Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid
I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:
The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.
So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.
Lucite Penises on Heels
I love to stiletto face fuck my two real time slaves, fatfuck and brazil nuts, and make them worship my femdom heels while underfoot.** But Lady Gaga has now shown her monsters there are superior heels for face fucking other than standard, but sexy 4 – 5″ stilettos. Check out the American Idol debut of these lucite dildo platform heels (which were censored once the producers realized that the heels were shaped as penis sex toys)!
No, I wont be shelling out $4,500 for these primo designer heels from London shoe design house,Void of Course. $4,500 for these high heels? Damn, maybe I’m in the wrong business. I’m sure for Lady Gaga spending $4,500 for these slut-terrific high heel dildos was the equivalent of spending $45 if she were a mere mortal like the rest of us high heel fetish wear lovers and femdom chicks. But I bet money that I don’t have that knock-offs of these femdom lucite dildo high heels are currently underway at a shoe sweatshop somewhere in the world and that the double heeled dildos will hit the street markets for $95 or $75 on a slow day. But of course, there will be a catch. They will break if you stand on them, they will only be for sex toy face fuckery, dildo arse play or kinky femdom photo shoots.
British Interracial Sex Goddesses Cuckold Whitebois
In UK Jungle Fever news, the amazing interracial sex goddess Keeley Hazell is set to star in her debut feature film, Venus and the Sun. And not surprisingly, it features her getting it on with a big black Adonis. Welcome to modern day UK – where white bois are wimpy cuckold geeks who try to deny their arousal to being cuckolded and channel it into wanking over horded porn and online interracial video clips. Where black men openly cuckold, intimidate and humiliate white bois and assertively pursue our most beautiful ladies for interracial sex. And where white girls are becoming awe-struck, lust-filled sex kittens around black men. No doubt this film will inspire more white Goddesses to go black! Any film starring the ultimate size queen and ‘fan of the black man’ Keeley Hazell should be required viewing for cuckolds. In the film Keeley plays Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and speaks only in Latin.
Keeley Hazell cuckolds the whiteboi Librarian (foreground)
In other UK Jungle Fever news, we have two very different birthday parties, but both with interracial or cuckold sex themes. First up, when a black football player has a birthday these days, they are not only greeted with cakes and candles, but also regaled by a bevy of beautiful topless girls clamoring to be the interracial sex birthday present unwrapped by the birthday boy that night. Didier Drogba, Chelsea football legend and huge black stud, got an impressive birthday combo. Seeing photos of this birthday event was instant cuckolding for white boi Chelsea fans and footy fans in general. The amazing models seeking Didier’s big black cock were truly the icing on the cake for Didier. Or were the white girls seeking some interracial icing on their cake? Time and time again, big black footballer studs cuckold less manly white bois and put them in their place.
Second up, is the irony that on the very same nite, infamous escort, interracial sex Goddess and size queen WAG Jennifer Thompson was treated to a sex-themed birthday cake depicting her well-publicized sex-for-hire threesome with the cuckolded white footballer Wayne Rooney and co-escort Helen Wood. As you may remember Jenny only charged cuckold whiteboi Wayne for sex, but never charged any of the big black footballers she slept with a single pence.
The Cuckolding Continues for Wayne Rooney
The creative birthday cake showed the cuckold Rooney with a Shrek’s head (nota bene to your U.S. readers, Rooney’s nickname is Shrek due to his large head size, but no unfortunately, not that head) in a Man U football shirt on a bed with the two escorts whilst surrounded by plenty of £50 pound notes. Note the subliminal cuckold sex bit with the champagne bottle spewing only a little white foam. Was the famous cuckoldress Jennifer Thompson amused by her birthday cake? Apparently, the answer was yes!
Usher’s Sex Tape: Femdom Strap-on Action?
The previous rumors making the roundabout as to why Usher’s sex tape could not be released centered on the sex tape being too romantic and not raunchy enough to sell. Now, roses and romance smell like a cover-up, because the latest rumors are that the sex tape features Tameka strapping it on and fucking her former hubby, Femdom style!
Confession: I have definitely fucked some straight guys with my strap-on who were strap-on curious, but I did not consider them to be bi or gay. They’d seen enough strap-on porno to get excited by girls pegging guys and wanted to try it out. Most of them hated it for the first few minutes, then they liked it, to top it off they reported having the most intense orgasms ever. Maybe because it was due to losing their anal virginity or maybe it was due to the butt having more nerve endings in it than anywhere else on the body. Anal stimulation is amplified even more so for men, whose G-spot equivalent, known as the P-spot (P is for Prostate) is in the arse. So, Usher taking a strap-on in the ass Femdom style doesn’t send off bi or gay signals to me. It might be something kinky ‘n’ sexy that Usher and Tameka liked to do together. Tameka strikes me as being dominant, so maybe she enjoyed using her strap-on and making Usher her bitch. Now fans will have to hang in and wait re: whether the Usher and Tameka Femdom strap-on sex tape will be released…
Jake Gyllenhaal well hung?
Recently, at the music, film, food and alt festival known as South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas, an altercation took place between actor Jake Gyllenhaal and an amateur with a digital camera playing paparazzi. In the men’s room. Jake was apparently minding his own biz taking a whiz when the opportunistic paparazzi wannabe snapped a few pics of Jake’s exposed wang. Can’t blame a guy for getting pissed, pun intended, when a urinal pose is snapped for the sole purpose to sell to tabloids or naked celebrity websites that might be willing to pay for naked celebrity pics.
After the altercation, the schlong schnapper was forced to delete the photos. But the word from several bystanders who witnessed the most exciting event at SXSW besides a surprise show by Jack White of the White Stripes, is that Jake is well-hung. Of course this set Size Queens a-twitter and on Twitter to talk and tweet about a sighting as rare as Moby Dick, the great white: a big white dick! Size Queens especially know that big white dick sightings are ultra rare occurrences.
Then the creative Taiwan animators who brought us the Tiger Woods car crash cartoon and other unforgettable and forgettable celebrity moments in animation quickly rendered their cartoon version of the men’s room showdown at SXSW. Although, the cartoon will not satisfy Size Queen curiosity about the big white dick, the cartoon should deliver up a quick laugh when Size Queen viewers see what the animators used as the Jake Gyllenhaal stand-in dick.
BBC Sex Tape Ushered In?
And speaking of Usher, the rumors are rampant that a sex tape has been shopped to all the usual suspects, but not by Usher. Usher doesn’t need to fame-whore by pulling the faux sex tape page out of the fame-whore playbook and he certainly doesn’t need the cha-ching either. About a year ago, Usher’s primo ride was broken into and a bunch of bling was stolen, including laptops supposedly on which there were sexy time recordings of the well-hung R&B singer and his now ex-wife Tameka. So the suspicion is that the slimy “smash and grab” thieves (thieves who usually smash car windows or break into cars and make a quick getaway with their loot) or their fence found the sex tape files on one of the laptops and thought they could make an even bigger score. No one has ascertained if the thieves targeted Usher’s ride or if it was just a random smash and grab and then the crackies or their fence realized that they had hit the smash and grab lottery. The word is that the Usher BBC sex tape is being offered for a million dollars to any takers.
While Tameka was quoted in the media denying there were any recordings of sexy times between herself and her sexy ex, Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment offered to squelch the Usher BBC sex tape because he felt the nature of the material was too intimate. And rumors were rife that an Usher sex tape does exist, but that it wasn’t kinky enough. We can all guess that the sex tape probably has too much kissy-kissy lovey-dovey type stuff and isn’t nasty enough to sell as the typical sex tape fare regardless of Usher’s BBC. Although I’m sure it would attract attention from Usher fans and Size Queens who’d love to see Usher’s well-hung equipment and bedroom style! But the typical BBC sex tape buyers aren’t Size Queens unfortunately.
UK Update: Ushered Out!
First up, Interracial Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation Assignment for peewee, my UK blog correspondent and whiteboy cuckold. Peewee’s humiliating assignment? He must wear an Usher Abs t-shirt (as seen below) in front of white girl hotties to see if they have any snappy and snide comments to offer up about whether peewee can deliver on Usher’s rumored SSBBC* size. Because the Usher t-shirt is being shipped across the pond from the US to the UK, peewee has a few weeks reprieve before he must perform his interracial cuckold humiliation assignment! Then we’ll see if peewee is “ushered out” and cuckolded with *SPH! *SSBBC = Supersized Big Black Cock *SPH = Small Penis Humiliation
Big news in the UK today, Cricket Player comes out as gay. Why is this news? Wouldn’t it be more shocking news if “Cricket player comes out as straight?” Nevertheless, cricketeer Stephen Davies truly does have some balls for coming out. He took a big career risk for revealing his sexual orientation instead of staying safely closeted. Think of it as the US equivalent of a pro baseball player admitting he’s gay. Somehow I don’t ever see a baseball player coming out, emphasis on ever. Despite the innate homoeroticism in sports, football, baseball and basketball players are supposed to be straight manly jocks, not into cocks.
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