Is She or Isn’t She a She?
Tranny story…
I met Isabella at a kinky personals site, we exchanged emails, text messages, erotically charged phone calls, nearly bordering on phone sex, then began dating. In my profile on the personals site, I alluded to wanting to be in a relationship with an aggressive woman who would be very much in control, but also a relationship where we would be very sexual. Isabella and I had gone on several dates, dinner, movies, made out, she was a voracious kisser, the last time she finished me off by hand and mouth. We were hitting it off, but there was something about her, something I was unsure of.
It scared me, but it didn’t scare me away. I couldn’t tell if Isabella was really a she or a she-male. She had fake tits, extremely slender hips, her voice wasn’t as pretty a girl’s voice as I was used to and these among other things would be tranny giveaways, right? I found this made me harder, not knowing. All of my previous relationships had been vanilla. Except for a drunken moment where to amuse my girlfriend I sucked on her dildo which had just been in her pussy, I hadn’t done anything out of the vanilla realm. She laughed so hard and told me I looked ridiculous with her pink dildo in my mouth. But I had to admit to myself, that I loved having it in my mouth, loved sucking on it. Based on secret fantasies I had never told anyone but Sara and another phone sex Femdom, I knew my destiny was to be at the feet of a dominant woman, worshipping her cock.
Now…we are back at Isabella’s after dinner, drinking champagne, listening to music.
After a while she says, “I think you should be honest with me.” Me be honest with her? I am a little knocked off my feet. But really she is just teasing me and gets me to admit my fetishes and desire for complete female domination. I decide to trust her and end up on my knees naked, begging to be hers and kiss her high heels, her feet, her ass, anything, I’m feeling so submissive to her.
She says she has a much kinkier fetish than mine. “I like to watch my boyfriends suck cock and get fucked in the ass.” She wants to know, have I sucked cock? “Just a dildo once,” I confess. I continue, “If you get your strap on cock, I’ll do anything you want me to do with it.” She slaps me and says, “Stupid bitch, I have my own cock.” She goes to her handbag and gets out a pill pack, and pops a pill. I’m not sure which brand. She washes it down with a gulp of the champagne we’d been drinking.
Finally she allows me to worship her feet and work up her legs. Eventually I get up to her panties. I make love to the lump in her panties, but we don’t say anything about it. Until of course she finally has me stop and look in her eyes. “That is my dick you are kissing you know that don’t you, you little faggot. You want my cock don’t you slut.” She pulls down her panties and there it is. I resist and fight it, I say, “Please no don’t make me.” We do the resistance game for a few minutes but finally, my mouth is pulled to the dick which is now completely hard, and about 8 inches and I’m made to worship it orally. It isn’t long before I am all over it the resistance is gone. She encourages me, “See, that is what you wanted.” She flicks my rock hard dick, “See your dick knows what you want. A big beautiful cock in your mouth. Admit it you cocksucker.”
After I suck her for a few minutes, she pulls me away and makes me beg for it. Slapping my face as I agree to do anything for it and soon it is back in my mouth. And a few minutes later, I’m swallowing her pulsing cumload. “What a good cocksucker you are.” She throws me a compliment.
When I first was getting to know her online, she said her business was “the internet”, now she reveals she runs a few TV/TS websites. I ask her if she has private clients as most T-girls seem to and she says she no longer advertises, though she does see a few very wealthy men privately, including the one who pays for her condo. “I’m going to decide if I want you in my harem.” I ask if she likes to turn straight men, or tranny-curious men into cocksuckers, and she says, “Yes, it is the strongest sexual rush you can imagine.” Sara has told me many times that her strongest sexual rush is turning men into cocksuckers, turning them gay, so I’m not surprised.
Spy Girl Gets Vivid Entertainment Porn Offer
Everyone’s favorite Russian Spy Girl, Anna Chapman, a/k/a Anya Kushchenko, may not have to live on the pittance of US dollar equivalent of $2,000 a month in Russia. Two grand a month in rubles was the supposed stipend offered each returning spy from Mother Russia. Hardly what Anna was used to making, running her multi-million dollar internet real estate empire!
Vivid Entertainment has sent her attorney a letter saying they would like to make an offer the Russian Spy Girl to do a porn video. So far no number has been thrown out, but would $1 million not be too high? Vivid offered $1 million to Octomom with the stipulation that Octomom had to suck cock and take a tit bukakke to collect it. Octomom declined, instead, she took an offer from PETA for $60,000 for a year to allow PETA to use her image and to put a billboard on her front lawn. Octomom passed on a million for one day of work to do something she has probably already done for free.
Back to our Russian Spy Girl…Anna was also offered an undisclosed amount from the movie studio which produced “Salt”, starring Angelina Jolie, to appear at the film’s Russian premier in Moscow. Angelina Jolie and everyone associated with “Salt” must be kissing their lucky charms. Life imitated art, stirring up potential interest in movie-goers to see the spy flick, which critics felt would probably have otherwise bombed given the blockbuster driven summer movie trend. Anna was incommunicado however, and the opportunity slipped by, or maybe the offer to make a personal appearance wasn’t lucrative enough?
So we’ll have to see if “Russian Spy Girl” will be coming to a computer screen near you, click, view at Vivid.com!
Spanish Soccer Team ruined over 110,000 Blow Jobs!
….Ruined all those blow jobs by winning the World Cup! As you read in my previous blogs about porn star Bobbi Eden, she had promised a blow job to every one of her Twitter followers if Netherlands claimed the win and the World Cup. After the jaw-dropping 1 – 0 loss, Bobbi sent out this Twitter message to her horny fans:
“I will think of a price that i will give to all my followers for all the support you have given me.”
Now I think something got lost in translation. Or maybe not. Maybe there is a price! The price of signing up to join her new website clubbobbi.nl which she was shamelessly promoting? I call that clever porn site marketing. But no, I think the blonde Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden, or Bibi Eden as she is also known in Holland and Europe, is genuine. Later Bobbi re-tweeted this from the DocJohnson.com sextoy store:
“Since that game was so boring #worldcup we are gunna spice things up and give away 2 more @vickyvette vaginas! #teambj”
Because boring soccer games mean giving out more vaginas! What is a Vicky Vette vagina? I had to look it up myself. It’s basically a molded sextoy with dual input, pussy and ass, made out of the realistic Fleshlight.com type feeling stuff. For you to stuff. Vicky Vette, the MILF porn star, is on Team Blowjob, and was ready to spring into oral sex action to help Team Blowjob complete the world’s largest blow bang.
With over 110,000 horny Twitter followers, Bobbi Eden can’t blow it now or rather she should blow it now! I have a suspicion we might be seeing a hot blow job video from Bobbi Eden and Vicky Vette shortly. According to Bobbi’s most recent Twitter tease:
“Thanks again for the fun time!! #TeamBJ will be continued! XX”
Bobbi’s tweets are at PornStarTweet.com along with photos, video clips and more. Bobbi’s blog is at clubbobbi.blogspot.com
Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!
The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.
Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.
Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!
Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?
And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.
And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.
Cristiano Ronaldo Gay ? or likes it black …
from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….
Whilst Cristiano Ronaldo snags the hot girls, the latest signs that Crissie boy bats for the other side was detailed in all the tabloids and even the major reputable news outlets. Dear oh dear what say you?!?!
peewee, we chatted about how at the commencement of the World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo conveniently had a girlfriend who magically appeared at the wave of their publicists’ wands or as a marketing ploy by Emporio Armani, where both are models. I felt this was to deflect the rumors that Cristiano is gay! Irene Fayk, her last name is such a homonym, pun intended, for Fake as in Fake Girlfriend, doesn’t appear to be suffering as Cristiano’s beard. She has now landed on the paparazzi’s radar. And her hot bikini photos are winging all over the internet and mobile phones creating major buzz.
Now as for the black toenail polish, freshly launched counter-stories claim these are bruised toenails from playing footy! I must defer to you and your knowledge of the game as to whether Crissie could be sporting nasty bruises on his toenails or whether he got a Chanel Black Satin polish pedicure!
Update: More defense for Ronaldo’s black talons….today, 7/9/10, there have been additional *Cristiano Ronaldo toenails* articles about how the black toenail polish is lacquered on to mask the bruises and other problems with toenails that soccer players experience!
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84,188 Blowjobs ? Bobbi Eden and Team Blowjob will be busy !
Now, all that has to happen is the Netherlands have to take home the World Cup. Spain could ruin it all by winning, squelching over 80,000+ blow jobs. 80,000+? That would be like blowing a large soccer stadium full of guys. The logistics of redeeming and fulfilling that many blow jobs is mind-boggling.
And yes, to answer my comment from last nite’s post, all you forced bi cocksuckers should be assisting Team Blowjob in their efforts! Team Gloryhole, get to work!
Free Blowjobs if Holland wins World Cup!
If the Dutch blow it, no one will get blown! Dutch pornstar Bobbi Eden has promised to blow (with a little help from her pornstar friends) every one of her Twitter followers if Holland wins the World Cup. Bobbie Eden started out with 5,000 followers before announcing the largest blow bang in the world. After making her blow job announcement, she started adding bj frenzied Twitter followers. I just checked, and she is now up to 56,000 Twitter followers …and counting… looking for free blow jobs from porn stars.
I wonder if the Dutch team knows of the pressure on them to win! In addition to not having won a World Cup, that is…
Bobbi has given her jaw-dropping oral sex porn endeavor the name Team Blowjob. Follow Bobbi on her Twitter at Pornstartweet.com
I really wanted to root for Spain, but now, I confess, I am rooting for Holland and Team Blowjob!
Cuckold Ex Girlfriend Revenge
from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter….
World Cup English footballers, two words, abject failure! Since their gorgeous WAGs were forbidden to stay with them during the World Cup by the incompetent Italian coach, as the coach feared it would be a distraction, instead was it a distraction not to have the WAGs there in full force? Were the footballers worried about their beautiful wives and girlfriends cuckolding them back home? It wouldn’t be the first time a football player was turned into a humiliated cuckold!
Now let’s talk about your second crush behind Jermain DeFoe and another legendary blacker-of-babes, Ashley Cole. His new brunette Cheryl Cole lookalike girlfriend, model and ex-pole dancer Sarah Purnell, spilled to The Sun that Ashley even admitted she looked like his ex.
It’s not strange if Ashley Cole has a girlfriend “type” that he looks for when he goes bird-hunting, but what is strange is that Sarah confessed to the tabloid (counting the cash) that she and Ash had listened to music from Cheryl’s rumored new man, Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, before shagging. Maybe Ashley is getting off on a bit of cuckold angst! Or getting off on the revenge fuck? Or do you think he’s just trying to evoke sympathy from all these hot girlfriends so they ride his big black cock with even greater enthusiasm!?!
peewee, you bring up an interesting dilemma. can men be turned into humiliated cuckolds after a relationship is over by who their ex girlfriend is fucking, so they seek their own ex girlfriend revenge, by sexing up a lookalike fuck doll? in Cheryl’s case, her relationship with Wil.I.Am is direct ex gf revenge on Ash, since he was not keeping his massive wood in his pants while they were still together (and yes, married). in Ashley’s case, I think we have a case of cuckold angst! but the over-arching theme is girlfriend revenge!
Tricked Gay Website – Ungloryhole.com!
Guys are lured to a gloryhole where they think they are going to get a free blow job from a cute girl. In fact, the girl is in on it, and talks sexy to the horny guys on the other side of the gloryhole wall and lures their hard cocks right thru the hole-in-the-wall. Let the blow job begin. The only catch? The hottie isn’t the cocksucker, it’s a dude!
If I was back in college, I would have done a few of these gay gloryhole videos just for kicks, to see the looks on the straight dudes faces when they find out I wasn’t the cocksucker, it was a fag! I would love to say: You’re gay! You just got a blow job from a dude you homo! And we got pictures of you getting your dick sucked by a dude at the gloryhole, and you were fucking loving it! Ungloryhole.com ungay!
Black Cock Update from the World Cup
from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….
It was great to see your self-confessed footy crush, Jermain DeFoe*, spare our Nation’s shameful blushes. Mr Defoe generally gets bad press in the UK, presumably because of the collective cuckold jealousy that surrounds his blacking of all our glamour girl hotties (i.e. Charlotte Mears, Danielle Lloyd, Sophie Reade, Aisleyne Horhgan-Wallace, Stephanie Moule, Joanne Beckham, Chantelle Houghton, Sarah Giggle, Imogen Thomas and Roxy Townsend to date). So it’s awesome to gaze upon the heroic and sports cuckold photo of the ‘Great Man’ Jermain soaring above the lesser and wimpy whiteboys to thrust England into the knock-out stages of the World Cup tournament. I’m sure it will do his future chances to whip out his big black cock and seduce the most beautiful glamour girls no harm at all!! So that’s well worth celebrating even if it means I have to admit I’m a sports cuckold too!!
*Yes, peewee, I admit to having a crush on Jermain, watching him play footy must cuckold all the weedick whiteboys. Jermain no doubt has a huge black cock and knows how to use it! It’s amazing he’s bedded and blackened the hottest glamour girls in the UK! And to my blog readers outside the UK who aren’t familiar with the terms blacking and blackened, they are interracial sex terms referring to when a black man with a huge black cock sexes up a hot white girl, introducing her to big black cock and ruining her for white men as she will most likely only crave huge black cock thereafter!
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