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UK Beauty Queens Go Black!

The beauty pageant photos below, sent to me by peewee cuckold, my blog’s UK correspondent, illustrate just how much Great Britain’s girls are hot for big black men. Over the last decade, every single country within the British Isles has crowned a BBC loving hottie as their National Beauty Queen! It seems perfectly natural for the finest roses of the British Isles to be drawn to superior black studs and their huge cocks. This desire for black men unabashedly pursued by the UK’s top Cuckoldress Size Queen Alpha females, no doubt, influences all women in the UK to pursue interracial sex relationships.

Miss England – Check!
Miss Scotland – Check!
Miss Wales – Check!
Miss Ireland – Check!
Miss Great Britain – Check!

In fact, Danielle Lloyd, a former Miss England, deserves to double up with the Miss GB crown by virtue of the fact that she has fucked so many black men that she must see BBCs dancing in her dreams when she closes her eyes at night!! peewee wishes to crown her the true Queen Of Spades!! An upcoming blog post here on Sara’s Playroom will discuss how interracial Cuckoldresses indulge in wearing jewelry featuring the Queen of Spades (or playing card spades) to indicate their lust for black cock only. Women and hotwives wearing this jewelry automatically cuckold whitebois. The Queen of Spades informs white cuckies that these women have zero desire for white cock, no matter the size! Ironically, spades, was a slang term for black men in the past. This term has dropped out of pop vernacular. But Queen of Spades jewelry has caught on and is selling incredibly in the UK and USA.

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Interracial Swirling

Swirling is the urban slang term for interracial sex between blacks and whites. This term is applied to sex between black men and white women and black women and white men. Although, swirling is more prevalent with black men and white women. Interracial swirling is especially popular in the US and UK. It’s not unusual to hear white girls say and I’ve actually had friends (white girls) say, “Let’s go swirling tonight.” Yes, white girls want to go out specifically to look for black men to have sex with.

Swirly Definition

In the club scene, black men will ask white women if they swirl. Women will even wear clothing featuring chocolate and vanilla ice cream swirled together to show that they enjoy this type of sex. And a swirly (not to be confused with being hazed or humiliated by having one’s head pushed into a toilet bowl while it’s flushed) is a mulatto or biracial (black/white) man or woman. From the standpoint of white women, the need to swirl reflects the desire to have sex with superior black men and experience their BBCs. The white girls who swirl may also be considered Size Queens.

Interracial Swirling
Swirl tshirt by Blacklava

Past Interracial Slang

In the past, other sexual slang was used to describe the lust between black and white sexual partners namely jungle fever. Women who craved black cock were called coal burners or they craved dark meat instead of white meat. White men who sought out black women craved dark cocoa. This blog post is to illustrate the terms: swirl, swirls, swirly and swirling… to those who weren’t aware of what they mean in pop culture. The next blog post planned here at Sara’s Playroom will be an update about zebra attire and accessories which are also part of the swirl subculture and symbolism.

Interracial Penis Size Evolution

Why do black men have a bigger penis than white men? And why are whiteboys so submissive and open to being systematically black cuckolded? These are questions that occupy the minds of emasculated white boys all over the world, as well as beautiful white girls. Read peewee the cuckold‘s groundbreaking and startling theory on the interracial penis size evolution!

No doubt, beautiful women constantly ask themselves how they came to be dealt such a weak hand, as they lustfully yearn for real men with big black cocks. It is scientific FACT that the white boys in the UK, Europe and North America have, on average, a much smaller penis than big black men from Africa or of African descent. Just as elsewhere in the world, we all know that black men have bigger penises than the white boys. It is therefore assumed that penis length is genetically determined. But there remain no scientific studies which have identified the genetic regulators of penis length. So, why would there be a size difference?

As with all females, when taken as a general trend, women DO admire, appreciate and seek the longer and larger penis. As such, any proposed theory that there has been sexual selection towards a smaller penis, therefore, becomes implausible and fallacious. However, evolution often works in strange ways and I seek to propose a different theory on the size difference between the black and white human penis.

Penis Size Evolution Theory

The penis is a well vascularized organ. In this way it differs to a degree from other primate penises. The penis is not only well vascularized, but also the blood flow to the penis can be regulated. This can only mean one thing. The penis is a heat exchanger. A comparable organ is the ear of the African elephant. It is well vascularized and has a large surface area. It is used to dissipate heat. The male penis is not only used for reproductive means, it is also a heat exchanger in the hot climate of Africa where humans emerged. A dual function of organs is not uncommon in the animal kingdom. When pioneering humans first migrated to Europe, Eastern Europe, Russia and Scandinavia from Africa, the cradle of humanity, they settled in cold climates. Initially, the difficulties in settling would have been immense, as these explorers were acclimatized to sun and heat. A large penis was therefore evolutionarily detrimental to survival as it dissipated too much heat. Consequently, as generations passed, and the surviving specimens were those who had the smallest penises and thus acclimatized to their new environments more quickly and efficiently, the penis of this group of men shrank to reduce the surface area.

Naysayers should also note that a common-held evolutionary theory is that Asians and Africans, et al, are descendants from TWO different specimens! So, the comparison between those whom have descended from the African men, and those whom have descended from the far smaller Asian specimen, is not a valid one. Hence the reason why Asians have tiny cocks despite their warm climes! And that, Saras Playroom readers, is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me Darwin.

White Boy Cuckolds

As for why white boys are increasingly surrendering to their girls’ exodus to black cock, and choosing to torture themselves by associating, supporting and idolizing these “fans of tan” and real men as they humiliate and eventually breed the white male out of existence, I think it is clear. Every man wants what he can’t have. When you couple that with the inescapable fact that so many of our MOST beautiful white girls are now exclusive to black, then you have created a natural propensity for white men to fixate on these unattainable, sexy, black cock sluts as though they were Goddesses to be worshiped. Fine, but why do white boy cuckolds also submit so helplessly to the black men that are winning the hearts of our beloved girls? Why are they beginning to stop resisting and instead, starting to kneel in submission as they watch their girlfriends and wives slip out of their clutches and skip merrily into the beds of the black men?

Well, what else can they do?!

Black men are generally bigger, tougher, more dominant. The white boys know that. They also know that their girls DO want the black cock, whether they like it or not. If they fight it, their girls will only resent them even more than they already do, for having held them back from their dark desires for too long. And in any case, if they fought it, they would lose. So, in a position of complete helplessness, white boys have been forced to re-educate their sexual response system, so that they eroticize the idea of their girls betraying and humiliating them with better endowed, bigger black men. They offer up anything they can – servitude, gifts, cleaning services, etc – just for the opportunity to be around a beautiful girl and her real man because they know they have nothing else to bring to the table. And many whiteboys willingly lap a girl’s pussy clean of the black bull’s spunk because they know that this might be the only means by which to savor actual physical contact with the objects of their affection.

Interracial Sex Tape

Beautiful UK singer Tulisa still hasn’t recovered from the shock of her interracial sex tape showing up on the net. Why is this UK songstress so shocked about the exgirlfriend sex videotape which found its way online featuring an oral sex scene of her with rapper MC Ultra? Most female sex tape stars act angry, upset or shocked about sex tape releases and then hope the tapes reel in the dollars, literally. Tulisa, former N-Dubz singer who was chosen to replace Cheryl Cole as a high profile judge on the popular UK show X Factor, apparently felt her sex video was an intimate, personal cell phone sex video for her exboyfriend MC Ultra’s eyes only. But realistically, women should know that if it’s hot sex on tape or video, men don’t keep these “personal” sex clips to themselves especially after they’ve broken up with their exGFs or… Celebrity cell phones are regularly hacked and nude cell phone photos and sex videos are then uploaded onto the internet or sold. In the video she made with her exBF Justin Edwards a/k/a MC Ultra, Tulisa doesn’t seem to be embarrassed about her lust for big black cock, nor should she. And her interracial video didn’t hurt her X Factor judge status. Sex tapes are becoming more the norm these days instead of shocking to the public.


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Interracial Sex Humiliation

…latest report from peewee cuckold, intrepid UK blog reporter on the interracial sex couple of the month…

I’d like to bring Sara’s Playroom blog readers attention to the latest UK blacking that has captivated the nation. There’s nothing like a beautiful white hottie celebrity going black to set everyone into a frenzy. And truly, the tabloid editors know full well that whiteboys will buy up the papers in greater numbers when it features a blacking!!! Perhaps it does – and the UK has truly become a nation of whiteboy cuckolds! The blacking I refer to is the latest member of UK dramality (drama reality) series, The Only Way Is Essex a/k/a TOWIE, Georgia Salpa.

Georgia is beautiful. Why is that beautiful, pretty and sexy young brunettes are SO into big black men? Actually, you needn’t answer that rhetorical question!! 😉 Miss Salpa is now dating UK rap star Tinie Tempah. Although, I suspect that his cock is far from Tinie!! Anyway, and you know full well that I mean this sincerely: I am VERY happy for Georgia. She is an extremely beautiful Interracial Sex Goddess Size Queen and deserves a constant sexual diet of big black cock.

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I’m sure all the whiteboys reading the newspapers are feeling the interracial sex humiliation and whiteboy size inadequacies as they stare at the pictures of Georgia, but ultimately, they will share my well wishes and my respect for the real men for whom she is reserved, black men.

Nota bene to US readers: blacking refers to a beautiful white girl being taken by a black man who then becomes enamored with black men and big black cock leaving whiteboys behind! Truly interracial sex humiliation…

Keeley Hazell Has Gone White?

The question is, has renowned black cock loving Miss Keeley Hazell ‘gone white’? She is reportedly dating British export, Steve Jones, the Welsh lothario who is presenting the US television version of X-Factor. Steve may be white, but as I’ve reported in the past, the Welsh population are invested with a black blood line, having been conquered by the Moors way back when. Certainly, the Welshman Mr. Jones is tall, dark and handsome and all the ladies in the US and UK swoon for him! His past sexual conquests have included Angelina Jolie, Hayden Panettiere, Pamela Anderson, Natalie Imbruglia and Halle Berry, to name a few, so he doesn’t seem to be partial to a particular age or type. And also his list of conquests can also be read as a good composite of Size Queens, especially Miss Anderson and Miss Panettiere (who had been recently dating 6’5 boxer Vladimir Klitschko).

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Is Steve Jones measuring his big cock?

Despite this news, it’s still somewhat shocking to see the interracial Gex goddess Keeley dating a white boy of any description, after her previous romances with Keiren Richardson and Anton Ferdinand, and her reported appreciation of Craig David and Taio Cruz (all, obviously, big and black). She is also famed for her Size Queen boasts and gives the overall impression of a girl who very much needs big black cock in her life. Perhaps a large cock of Moorish descent will do for now…

Keeley Hazell Loves Black

Katy Perry Loves Black Cock

Everyone saw Russell Brand pictured protesting naked and exposing his TINY white boi willy…Stare if you dare at the horror of a white boi unabashedly displaying his humiliating lack of manhood. Shocking Small Penis Humiliation! It’s hard to believe Katy Perry does the sexy with…

Russell Brand Small Penis

So it was surprising that Katy Perry – known for dating black studs such as Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes – married dickless Rusty last year. Many suspected the Perry – Brand marriage was just a marriage of convenience, to benefit their respective careers. Although Katy’s career would be probably just as explosive sans Brand. Brand’s career is probably getting the bigger boost from being married to the sexy celebrity pop star. Rumors have buzzed about their supposed arrangement. So…for Katy this would mean she could continue getting all the big black cock interracial sex she wanted just as Russ could have his staple diet of desperado UK tarts and American starfuckers to satisfy his sleazy sex addiction. Well, it looks like those cynics might have been right. Lately, Katy has been pictured getting mighty close with one of her backing dancers. Of course, she chose to get mighty close to this BIG BLACK backing dancer in a hot interracial sex taking it from behind pose. Watch and weep, cucky boy Brand!

Katy Perry Loves Black Cock

Interracial Sex Hookups

from peewee the cuckold, intrepid UK blog reporter…

Here’s the latest interracial sex hookup news over on this side of the pond. The TV phenomenon of the decade so far is a shocking reality based show, akin to The Hills in the US, called The Only Way Is Essex (or TOWIE as it’s been shortened to). TOWIE features a load of vacuous pretty Essex dwellers, but the sensation of the show is a glamourous young flame haired babe, Amy Childs. She is clearly intent on becoming England’s glamour girl Princess and dethroning the tired and repulsive bowling ball boobed bimbo Katie Price (aka Jordan). Well, there is no better way than to grab the Jungle Fever headlines and become an idolized, out of reach Goddess than by snagging yourself a hot black stud boyfriend. And to do so live on national television! In much the same way as Sophie Reade thrust herself to prominence a few years back, Amy is captivating the nation as we wait for her to be well and truly blacked by the young bull, Lucien Laviscount (coincidentally a former flame of the said Sophie Reade).

Amy Childs Interracial Sex
Photo c/o Rex Features

You will note that in the below pictures, courtesy of The Sun, Amy is sporting an almost identical zebra patterned skirt to the one that Sophie Reade wore (also see below) when she came out of the Big Brother House as a self proclaimed lover of black men. And I think we all know that you have clearly identified girls wearing zebra print to be indicative of a lust for interracial sex.

Zebra Striped Skirts Means Girls Love Black Cocks
Sophie Reade Interracial Sex Goddess

These two gorgeous young ladies share more than a taste in zebra patterned skirts, that’s for sure. They are BB Queens, for certain, because they love it Big and Black. Let’s hope Amy can enthuse Britain into voting her as their champion after we all watch her drifting into the more than capable arms of her big black lover.

Interracial Action – Ireland – Black Irish Legend

Back in the 16th century, the Black Irish Legend begins with the Spanish deciding to dump the Moors, some of whom were mercenaries, out of the country, very cleverly. Instead of banishing them, Spain sent them out in an Armada to invade Ireland. The only catch? The Armada was comprised of leaky and other damaged ships that were predicted to make it as far as Ireland, but not back to Spain. Not all of the ragtag Armada even reached Ireland after getting battered about at sea, so what remained of the seasick and tattered Moorish war party, weren’t able to fight, and began instead to colonize coastal areas of Ireland, and thus, legend has it, started the lineage of the Black Irish, Irish men and women with features that incorporated Moorish skin and hair coloring (Berber, North African) than traditional pale Irish. Think Colin Farrell, dark, swarthy and with a large cock, most likely of Black Irish descent. To dilute or taint the Irish gene pool with Moorish blood, was this the Spaniards secondary plan? Since very little documentation exists and only legend has been passed down, it’s hard to know the motivations beyond casting the Moors out of Spain.

Moors Interracial Painting

Fast forward to today, the Emerald Isle, where Black and Spanish influences are still finding their way, by invite, to the island nation… Starved of world class local boxing talent in recent years, Ireland is now welcoming big black and Blatino (black Latino) Cuban boxing studs onto its shores, treating them like royalty and feeding them whiteboi sparring fodder to beat up on. One boxing rag, Boxing Monthly UK, even noted that the black stud boxers all have Irish girlfriends and that “the locals love these guys.” No wonder Irish eyes (the girls at least!) are smiling!

Interracial Sex – Social Stigma to Black Cock Enigma

Interracial sex exported from the US to the UK? Kayla Collins, the feisty All-American blonde Playboy bunny who dated “blacker” Ashley Cole while she was doing a stint on a reality tv show in the UK, is now reported to be hooked up with black US soccer stud, Maurice Edu. Edu is actually a rare American import footy player, not signed to an American team, but instead signed to the Glasgow Rangers (Scotland), so hopefully this new interracial sex relationship will bring its roadshow on tour to the UK once the footy season begins. Since Scotland is the home of the delectable ‘Darkies Knobs’ as featured in a previous Sara’s Playroom blog, I’m sure the local Glaswegian girls will enjoy watching a bit of all American black on blonde WAG interracial sex up close and personal.

Kayla Collins Zoo Magazine Cover

peewee the cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, expands on how interracial sex excites the whiteboys in the UK and allays the fears of white girls who are considering going black…

Contrary to a white girls fears, white girls will find that their whiteboy admirers will not lose interest. Quite the opposite. We whiteboys totally understand that most, if not all, hot white girls nowadays have a real lust for well hung, fit, athletic black men. We all know of the size issue. And we’ve all heard the ‘once you go black, you never go back’ mantra. We get it!

And so when a gorgeous white girl, whether a celebrity or not, goes black, we know what she’s getting and we respect her for it. In fact, we actually look upon these “blackened” beauties with added awe and lust, as in our minds they have left us behind. No longer can we hope to satisfy them, because we see that they are with superior men, and we acknowledge that our most beautiful girls are now likely to gravitate toward black men for satisfying interracial sex. These girls were always out of our reach, and that is part of the attraction. So when they go black, they become so far out of reach to us whiteboys that we grant them almost Goddess like status. Which is good for their careers if they’re celeb-u-hotties or WAGs. And great for their sex life, if they’re any random white girl, because they’re getting real cock and hot interracial sex.

So, I always knew that going with a big black man would become an enigma rather than a stigma, it was only a matter of time before the interracial sex jungle fever swept across the pond and gripped all the American girls just as tightly as it has with all the English roses over here. I am pleased to be proven right. And pleased to see an American interracial sex export or should I say “sexport” coming to the UK! … yours truly, peewee the cuckold