Posts Tagged ‘UK’
Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial
More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.
This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.
Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.
Should All British Whiteboys Become Cuckolds?
from peewee, UK blog correspondent…
I think it’s probably true that British men, particularly the white boys, are becoming increasingly confused, undermined and marginalized, sexually speaking. According to a sex survey, we Brits have always been known as poor lovers in 2nd place right after the Germans as far as the wurst (pun intended).
But in recent years, things have become worse. I believe that the two factors that have made the UK white boys increasingly impotent and submissive cuckold losers are: 1) the rise in sexual feminism (evoked by the US influence of tv shows and films such as Sex And The City and Desperate Housewives which are loved by our ladies over here) and 2) the relaxed views on interracial sex, opening up opportunities for our pretty girls to experience real men’s large cocks and satisfying Size Queen sex.
UK white boys know that their girls want skilled, capable, well endowed men – and if we can’t provide that, they’ll tell us, tell all their girlfriends and then they’ll go out and get someone who can!! So we become cuckolds and if our penises our small, everyone soon knows about our small penis humiliation.
So many of our celebrity hotties also fuel the fire, by pretty much being ‘black only’. So the white fellas have begun to associate pretty white girls with high expectations and a predilection for black men, and thus we ourselves seek out beta females, whom black men would be less likely to come after.
For example, today’s news features gorgeous young Brighton blonde, Sophia Egeler.
She is, typically, dating a big black stud, Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna. But she has apparently attracted the attentions from Eva Longoria’s naughty soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Tony Parker.
UK white boys read about girls like Sophia and we see similar girls all around us attracting the attention of real men. And how do we react? We become even weaker, more impotent, cuckolds, and less inclined towards sex, as we know we will be unable to perform to our girls’ expectations and demands. As you say, Sara, we should, in time, concentrate on earning lots of money so as to become the loyal cuckolds to our girls, who will inevitably continue to seek out big black lovers for their satisfaction between the sheets.
Erectile Dysfunction vs. the Economy
It would seem that the financial wreckonomy is shrinking penis size and creating a shagging shortage in Britain, a recent UK sex survey claims. The bad news: Erectile dysfunction is up and male sex drive is down. But, the good news is: Women’s sex drive is up. One can deduce from the survey that women, in times of stress, might instinctively be driven to mate with men of large cock size and sexual prowess. The lack of male sex drive is tied into many factors, including anxiety and depression. Anxiety over finances and depression over the fucked economy can cause erectile dysfunction.
While a little blue pill might assist in the erectile dysfunction and small penis humiliation department, British men apparently are actively seeking women for relationships who do not have high sexual expectations from them, according to Kate Costick, author of “Sex in the Recession”. And if so, this would also conveniently hide their small penis shame and humiliation over not being able to perform regardless of size. Although, it makes a Size Queen like me wonder if men with large cocks are as affected by performance anxiety as those with small to average size todgers (slang for dicks in UK).
A popular UK magazine, the Erotic Review, even conducted a survey that confirmed British women find financial and sexual losers completely unappealing. A sex survey to state the obvious? As if small penis humiliation wouldn’t be enough, performance humiliation and financial demands are now added to the mix as far as what women expect from their sexual partners, and rightfully so! Women deserve men with large cocks and fat wallets! But these elements might be difficult to find in a single partner. Size queens like myself, even though I’m not British obviously, are on the lookout for rich white small dick cuckolds while keeping well hung black studs for hot interracial sex.
The Spy Who Cucked Us!
Here is why I think Anna Chapman, the Spygirl, is a Femdom cuckoldress…
Note from Sara: written by one of my admirers, vastly edited by Sara
It would have been difficult for Anya Kushchenko to adopt a dead person’s identity, like some of the other Russian spies in the spy ring. She was too well-known due to her father working for the Russian embassy. She was ordered to get a British / American sounding last name via a marriage she would have to fake, but her husband would think was real, mission: blend in as a spy.
Notice she didn’t marry some Polish emigre in the UK named Kowalski. She snagged a wimp with a bland last name: Chapman. If you look at the photos of her ex-husband, he looked like a faggy whiteboy who could be a guitar player in a British band. She picked an easy target to snag, shag, then kiss off. Her husband was just a stepping stone for this Femdom. She even had her in-laws duped. In an interview I read in a British tabloid, the in-laws professed that the Spygirl was so in love with their son that there was no way she could have been a spy. Total snow job. Supposedly, she divorced him after he wanted to combine finances. She wanted to keep them separate, either because he would have seen some sneaky financial shite, or because of her Femdom stance that her money was hers. She was already out-earning hubby with her high profile banking jobs, which may have been rigged for her. She had done well in school with a Master’s degree in economics from a prestigious Moscow university. She was well-educated, beautiful, aggressive and smart. Notice she didn’t go back to using her maiden name after her divorce. She anglocized Anya to Anna. And she retained her dual British / Russian citizenship.
When she gets to America, she’s either ordered to screw as many high level financiers as possible and target those who especially have influence on financial policy. Since she’s a spy, this is automatic cuckolding. The Spygirl is just using her sexual conquests as pawns in a bigger game, and they are total cuckold suckers to fall for her. I saw an article with photos of the men she supposedly screwed in another tabloid. Most of them looked like they had small dicks, but compensated for those small dicks by earning fortunes on Wall Street or otherwise. She was probably kinky in bed too, as evidenced by the nipple clamps and black dildo photo you posted of her. Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Being kinky in bed may also have kept the dough-boys with dinky dicks totally mesmerized by Anna and giving her whatever information she wanted.
Even though the Spygirl had sex with little dicks, she was ultimately in Femdom control, extracting what she needed from them. They were cuckold puppets, how could they not stop and think why would a hot sexy Russian chick like her even pay attention to their little dicks, except their big money egos got in the way.
Russian SpyGirl Leaked Sexy Photos on Facebook
While Russian Spygirl Anna Chapman was summarily stripped of her British passport and dearly deported from the US for being a bedded and embedded spy, her Facebook page is not only intact, but also she updates it as she wishes. Ironic that the evil data mining, privacy compromising, nude photo banning, social networking dominion otherwise known as Facebook has not condemned the Russian Spygirl or removed her Facebook privileges.
However, Anna a.k.a Anya Kushchenko is being sued by the Russian magazine HEAT, because she leaked some of the sexy photos from her HEAT photo shoot onto her Facebook page before the magazine published them. Pre-emptive strike or innocent mistake? A short video clip montage of her photo shoot for HEAT illustrated the sexy Spygirl posing in clingy, cleavage-tease mini-dresses and high heels.
The Spygirl also posted on her Facebook page in her own defense (NB: I’m paraphrasing) that HEAT or its publisher …doesn’t have rights to them (the photos)… but if she signed a bona fide Model’s Release Form, my guess would be that HEAT and its publisher do own the complete rights to the photos from the modeling session. And my second guess would be that the Spygirl’s notoriety and continuous media focus will help sell out the HEAT issue that she appears in as soon as it hits the Russian newsstands. A few leaked photos on the Spygirl’s Facebook page will only whet the appetite of those who want to check out the complete photo spread of the hot Russian spy.
Interracial Size Queens Rule!
Eliza Dushku, who I’ve posted about over the past year on my other blog, has asserted her lust for big black cock and interracial sex as she is dating former LA Lakers baller, Rick Fox. Even though in this photo, Eliza is dressed like she walked off the set of Dollhouse, literally, in a doll dress, she is a Femdom, and now we have big black cock Size Queen evidence as well!
Next up…peewee, my cuckold consultant from the UK, reports that “Manchester City’s new black superstud premiership footballer, Mario Balotelli, has arrived in the UK flaunting his totally posh WAG. Packing up and moving from Milan, he obviously didn’t forget to pack his perfect Miss Italy finalist WAG, Melissa Castagnoli!” Melissa is perfection, a Size Queen who hit the golddigger lottery as her big black black stud boyfriend landed a hefty 22.5 million pound ($35 million) contract.
peewee adds…”In general, the new footy season is only a week old and already the sports cuckolding has begun. English whiteboy sports cuckolds are bombarded with fresh interracial sex news and tantalizing pictures of England’s and Europe’s most beautiful white girls with these rich, superior black Alpha males. And believe me, we cuckolds lap it up!”
Back to the US of A… The States have been graced with famous footballer, Thierry Henry, the latest superstar import contracted to play in the US to invigorate interest in American soccer. Though, my footy advisor peewee advises that “Henry is – correction: WAS – a brilliant player, no doubt about that. But his best days are 2 or 3 years behind him. In time, the US teams need to be buying world class players in their mid-late 20′s, coming into their prime, if they are to truly build a league that rivals the European competitions.” No doubt his gorgeous white WAG, Andrea Rajocic, stunning blonde Size Queen, has imported her lust for big black cock and superior interracial sex.
But we also can’t overlook the best interracial sex cuckolding photo I’ve ever seen, Eva Longoria with her hot black hubby, basketballer Tony Parker, along side Thierry Henry and his gorgeous WAG. Now how many white boys in this photo are being cuckolded by Eva’s hotness? I count at least seven whiteboys getting a dose of small penis humiliation, who realize that they would have no chance with Eva Longoria regardless of the amount of money they have. Eva is a Size Queen and wouldn’t pay any attention to a puny white dick. But she obviously enjoyed the small penis humiliation, giving the whiteboys a view of what they could never have, cuckolding them with her hot ass from the front row. (And I can’t deny that I’m jealous that Eva has such a hot BBC hubby, but even more jealous of her color-blinding blue shoes! Call it: Shoe envy!)
Cristiano Ronaldo – Sex, Lies and Skype Dates
British model and LA party girl Jasmine Lennard has given us a glimpse of well, not only did she give us a glimpse of Cristiano’s little crissie, but also a glimpse into his sex, lies and Skype dates. Jasmine met Crissie at a celebrities only club in LA and claimed he pursued her relentlessly. Ironically, she wasn’t interested in hooking up with him due to his tight outfit (shorts and shirt) and because the color of his ensemble was sissy pink! She also claimed she didn’t want to be in his harem of who he called “sexy time” women he continually texted and scheduled time slots to do Skype cam sex shows with him. As for lies, she detailed that Crissie can speak and understand English when it’s convenient, but when it’s not, he pretends he can’t.
But Crissie kept in pursuit of Jasmine. Perhaps the most famous soccer player in the world can’t take rejection? And Jasmine eventually caved in. Though it appears she has now cashed in with her tell-all story to well-known British tabloid, The Mirror.
Jasmine picked up Crissie from his LA hotel in the nude, yes, nude in her Lamborghini Murcielago. Modeling must be paying off, rather, paying off the Lambo. But now let’s get to the sex! Jasmine complained she didn’t want to feel like “more of a man than the man I’m in bed with.” Then why did she sex up Crissie a.k.a prissy in pink? She went on to confess while she wasn’t attracted to him, she enjoyed that Crissie was so “taken” by her, that it was a “power trip”. When she caught her first glimpse of full frontal Crissie, what she saw was shocking. She explained most women appreciate men with sizable endowment, but what Crissie sported was RIDICULOUS. (Yes, caps lock was on.) At that point all Jasmine wanted to do was get it over with. But as it turned out, Crissie’s pre-dick-ament wasn’t just lack of size. Jasmine concluded, “I wondered how long it would take. Not long was the answer…”
I think Jasmine is not only playing the “fuck and tell” game for cash, but also popping in some clever small penis humiliation!
Russian Spygirl Update
An Anna Chapman Russian Spygirl doll has been released and sales are brisk according to the UK manufacturer. The $29.95 doll comes in two versions: the topless naughty schoolgirl look and another look the manufacturer is calling the predator, both accessorized with toy handguns. I’m suspicious this company just keeps dolls in inventory and if someone infamous hits the news and the company can push a doll out quickly who resembles their doll stock, so be it. This doll doesn’t look like the Spygirl at all and I don’t see where the topless naughty schoolgirl look ties into her spying activities. Although it probably does tie into boobs equals bucks.
A political quickie: Vice President Biden appeared on the David Letterman show and when Letterman put him on the spot about the Spygirl issue, Biden joked that he wasn’t the one who sent her back. The inference was that she was sexy and sexy was enough to stay in the US, espionage aside.
In other Spygirl news, she apparently released word that she would never do a porn video, though this word didn’t come thru official media channels. Playboy supposedly extended an offer for her to pose for their magazine. No ‘da’ or ‘nyet’ on whether she has accepted or turned down the offer to go topless for cash. Playboy Magazine does need a boost and capitalizing on the Spygirl might pump slagging sales of the iconic men’s magazine. In general, the internet has killed porn magazine sales. Hopefully, we haven’t heard the last from the Russian Spygirl, as it would be a shame if she slipped into obscurity.
Every Cuckoldress has a BBC Fuckbook!
Sophie Reade can’t resist hot Black studs and it isn’t difficult to read between the lines that Sophie lusts for Big Black Cock as well. When queried by UK men’s magazine Nuts, as to whom Sophie would like to have a sex type thing with, she didn’t hesitate to reply that her choice would be Travis McCoy. The Black Man of her lusty Fuckbook desires happens to be Katy Perry’s ex boyfriend, lead singer of Gym Class Heroes and now solo hip hop artist. The only thing that separates them is the big pond of course, since Travis hails from the States. Of course, they can indulge in dirty kinky phone sex or sexting till until they can inevitably hook up.
I have to admit Travis McCoy is totally fuckable. Since he has received Size Queen Katy Perry’s stamp of cock size approval, he will now move up to #2 on my Fuckbook, after my numero uno Fuckbook lust, Lenny Kravitz. Jermain DeFoe is getting bumped to #3, because he seems preoccupied at the moment with the buxom Big Brother beauty, Chantelle Houghton!
But who wouldn’t lust over Sophie’s sexy, nasty Femdom photos? I told peewee, my UK cuckold, that he needs to frame this magazine cover! And worship his favorite cuckoldress (besides me).
peewee confesses…
Yeah, there goes Sophie again. She loves being the ultimate UK cuckoldress. But she’s so outrageously hot that inadequate small penis humiliation whiteboys like me forgive her. We understand why she always raves exclusively about Black men. If you look as amazing as Sophie, you can demand the biggest and best cock and cuck all the weedicks. We don’t mind. In fact we continue to drool over every single one of her sexy pictures. Even though we know that she is reserved for Big Black Cock!! DAMN – I sooooooo wish I had her zebra mini-skirt right now!! 
Peewee is referring to the Sophie Reade interracial sex cuckoldress signifier* zebra striped mini-skirt that was up for bids on eBay, which peewee lost to a last second eBay bid sniper! I think peewee will never get over his devastating loss!
*black and white animal print clothing = interracial sex goddess and cuckoldress attire
Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!
The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.
Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.
Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!
Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?
And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.
And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.
Cuckold Ex Girlfriend Revenge
from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter….
World Cup English footballers, two words, abject failure! Since their gorgeous WAGs were forbidden to stay with them during the World Cup by the incompetent Italian coach, as the coach feared it would be a distraction, instead was it a distraction not to have the WAGs there in full force? Were the footballers worried about their beautiful wives and girlfriends cuckolding them back home? It wouldn’t be the first time a football player was turned into a humiliated cuckold!
Now let’s talk about your second crush behind Jermain DeFoe and another legendary blacker-of-babes, Ashley Cole. His new brunette Cheryl Cole lookalike girlfriend, model and ex-pole dancer Sarah Purnell, spilled to The Sun that Ashley even admitted she looked like his ex.
It’s not strange if Ashley Cole has a girlfriend “type” that he looks for when he goes bird-hunting, but what is strange is that Sarah confessed to the tabloid (counting the cash) that she and Ash had listened to music from Cheryl’s rumored new man, Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, before shagging. Maybe Ashley is getting off on a bit of cuckold angst! Or getting off on the revenge fuck? Or do you think he’s just trying to evoke sympathy from all these hot girlfriends so they ride his big black cock with even greater enthusiasm!?!
peewee, you bring up an interesting dilemma. can men be turned into humiliated cuckolds after a relationship is over by who their ex girlfriend is fucking, so they seek their own ex girlfriend revenge, by sexing up a lookalike fuck doll? in Cheryl’s case, her relationship with Wil.I.Am is direct ex gf revenge on Ash, since he was not keeping his massive wood in his pants while they were still together (and yes, married). in Ashley’s case, I think we have a case of cuckold angst! but the over-arching theme is girlfriend revenge!
Black Cock Update from the World Cup
from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….
It was great to see your self-confessed footy crush, Jermain DeFoe*, spare our Nation’s shameful blushes. Mr Defoe generally gets bad press in the UK, presumably because of the collective cuckold jealousy that surrounds his blacking of all our glamour girl hotties (i.e. Charlotte Mears, Danielle Lloyd, Sophie Reade, Aisleyne Horhgan-Wallace, Stephanie Moule, Joanne Beckham, Chantelle Houghton, Sarah Giggle, Imogen Thomas and Roxy Townsend to date). So it’s awesome to gaze upon the heroic and sports cuckold photo of the ‘Great Man’ Jermain soaring above the lesser and wimpy whiteboys to thrust England into the knock-out stages of the World Cup tournament. I’m sure it will do his future chances to whip out his big black cock and seduce the most beautiful glamour girls no harm at all!! So that’s well worth celebrating even if it means I have to admit I’m a sports cuckold too!!
*Yes, peewee, I admit to having a crush on Jermain, watching him play footy must cuckold all the weedick whiteboys. Jermain no doubt has a huge black cock and knows how to use it! It’s amazing he’s bedded and blackened the hottest glamour girls in the UK! And to my blog readers outside the UK who aren’t familiar with the terms blacking and blackened, they are interracial sex terms referring to when a black man with a huge black cock sexes up a hot white girl, introducing her to big black cock and ruining her for white men as she will most likely only crave huge black cock thereafter!
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