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Lamar Odom Rob Kardashian Gay Interracial Kiss ?
It’s not an unusual sibling dynamic in a family where dominant older sisters will treat a younger brother like a faggot and call him gay. Poor Rob Kardashian is no exception to this gay dynamic as his sisters talk about him kissing Lamar Odom in interracial lip lock style, and not just innocently brushing the cheek type of kissing. Kourtney, the oldest Kardashian sister, who is hooked up with baby daddy Scott Disick, stated in a recent interview that Rob and Lamar are “obsessed with each other” and detailed a “double kiss they do”. Kim even confirmed that her brother and brother-in-law “love to kiss.” Kourtney detailed more of the interracial kissing that Lamar and Rob indulge in. She attributes it to her younger brother being “desperate for affection” because she and her sisters ignore Rob because he’s the only boy in the family (inclusive of their younger stepsisters, it’s 5 girls, 1 dude), so Rob, Lamar and Scott indulge in “their own little menage a trois.” Not gay sex, but kissing one another interracial style.
But then Rob’s sister Khloe busted into his Twitter and began sending gay Tweets about how much he loved “men’s private parts” and that he was attracted to Lamar Odom because Lamar is so “big and sexy”. Hmmm we probably don’t have to wonder what is “big” about Lamar. Rob didn’t seem offended by the gay Tweets and wrote it off as his older sister playing a typical prank, but gay message boards had already been buzzing about Rob after seeing his plump in the rump shaking action on Dancing with the Stars. So when the gay Tweets popped up after the interracial gay kissing details had been spilled, it really sent the gays even hotter over Rob Kardashian and his big booty. Gays love the booty.
But Rob does apparently indulge in straight interracial kissing too, with on again off again girlfriend, Malika Haaq (depicted in photo above).
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian – Sisters and Size Queens
Recently, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian did a Sirius satellite radio interview for XOJane, a popular celebrity radio talk show. The Kardashian sisters spilled details on their boyfriend’s or husbands’ cock sizes and it turns out, all of the Kardashians are now confirmed Size Queens. There had been some doubt about whether Kourtney Kardashian was a Size Queen since her boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, did not look like he was packing anything in his pants, neither dick size nor wallet size. In fact, in previous years on the Kardashian reality tv show, Kim and Khloe repeatedly voiced their negativity over Scott being involved with their older sister. Kourtney may be the shorty of the Kardashian sisters, but she revealed in the interview that her boyfriend’s penis is the size of an elephant’s trunk! Hard to believe! While Kourtney may not be an interracial Size Queen like her sisters, she’s still a Size Queen. The Size Queen gene usually runs in the family, so the likely source of the Size Queen gene is their mom, Kris Jenner. From the interview, it would seem that pro baller Lamar Odom is packing the biggest cock size. Scott feels whiteboy small penis humiliation despite being well hung and tries to compete with Lamar’s big black cock. This BBC vs BWC phenomenon is not unusual. Even a well hung white man will feel small penis humiliation knowing his large white penis is inferior to a big black cock. Kim, who only went for big black cock prior to basketball star Kris Humphries, won’t reveal if Kris is well endowed, but a Size Queen never downsizes. Here is an excerpt from the interview:
Interviewer: Is Kris [Humphries] well endowed?
Kourtney: I would think he is.
Kim: I don’t really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents.
Kim: Honestly…he has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kim: So inappropriate.
Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.
Kim: You guys!
Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it…”
Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
Note: See comment on this blog post about Kris Humphries’ father being black! Kris Humphries is biracial. Since there would be no way Kim Kardashian would ever renege on her Size Queen ways, we can deduce that Kris has a large cock, maybe not Lamar sized, but close 
Sarah Palin Loves Big Black Cock Too
Even journalist Barbara Walters admitted to a lust-filled interracial sex relationship with a black man. Who would have thought Barbara Walters was a Size Queen who lusted for big black cock? So, should anyone be surprised that Sarah Palin is a Size Queen who suffered from Jungle Fever? In Sarah Palin’s unauthorized biography, author Joe McGinniss claimed that Sarah Palin, while working as a sportscaster and sports journalist for an Anchorage television station, had an interracial sex one-night stand with black college basketball player, Glen Rice. Rice was in Alaska playing in a tournament. This one nighter supposedly took place in 1987 before Sarah Palin married her hubby.
Her biographer even went so far as to claim that Sarah Palin had a fetish for black men and bragged that she had interracial sex with the 6′ 8″ black stud. Hmmm I wouldn’t mind knowing another measurement stat about Glen Rice in inches. If Sarah Palin truly had a fetish for black studs, it would be hard to believe she had hot interracial sex one time, one night only. Perhaps other black athletes will step up and spill their stories about how Sarah Palin indulged her fetish for black studs. The unauthorized biography, “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin”, hits the bookstores tomorrow, September 20th, just in case you want to read all the juicy details!
Interracial Action – Ireland – Black Irish Legend
Back in the 16th century, the Black Irish Legend begins with the Spanish deciding to dump the Moors, some of whom were mercenaries, out of the country, very cleverly. Instead of banishing them, Spain sent them out in an Armada to invade Ireland. The only catch? The Armada was comprised of leaky and other damaged ships that were predicted to make it as far as Ireland, but not back to Spain. Not all of the ragtag Armada even reached Ireland after getting battered about at sea, so what remained of the seasick and tattered Moorish war party, weren’t able to fight, and began instead to colonize coastal areas of Ireland, and thus, legend has it, started the lineage of the Black Irish, Irish men and women with features that incorporated Moorish skin and hair coloring (Berber, North African) than traditional pale Irish. Think Colin Farrell, dark, swarthy and with a large cock, most likely of Black Irish descent. To dilute or taint the Irish gene pool with Moorish blood, was this the Spaniards secondary plan? Since very little documentation exists and only legend has been passed down, it’s hard to know the motivations beyond casting the Moors out of Spain.
Fast forward to today, the Emerald Isle, where Black and Spanish influences are still finding their way, by invite, to the island nation… Starved of world class local boxing talent in recent years, Ireland is now welcoming big black and Blatino (black Latino) Cuban boxing studs onto its shores, treating them like royalty and feeding them whiteboi sparring fodder to beat up on. One boxing rag, Boxing Monthly UK, even noted that the black stud boxers all have Irish girlfriends and that “the locals love these guys.” No wonder Irish eyes (the girls at least!) are smiling!
Interracial Sex – Social Stigma to Black Cock Enigma
Interracial sex exported from the US to the UK? Kayla Collins, the feisty All-American blonde Playboy bunny who dated “blacker” Ashley Cole while she was doing a stint on a reality tv show in the UK, is now reported to be hooked up with black US soccer stud, Maurice Edu. Edu is actually a rare American import footy player, not signed to an American team, but instead signed to the Glasgow Rangers (Scotland), so hopefully this new interracial sex relationship will bring its roadshow on tour to the UK once the footy season begins. Since Scotland is the home of the delectable ‘Darkies Knobs’ as featured in a previous Sara’s Playroom blog, I’m sure the local Glaswegian girls will enjoy watching a bit of all American black on blonde WAG interracial sex up close and personal.
peewee the cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, expands on how interracial sex excites the whiteboys in the UK and allays the fears of white girls who are considering going black…
Contrary to a white girls fears, white girls will find that their whiteboy admirers will not lose interest. Quite the opposite. We whiteboys totally understand that most, if not all, hot white girls nowadays have a real lust for well hung, fit, athletic black men. We all know of the size issue. And we’ve all heard the ‘once you go black, you never go back’ mantra. We get it!
And so when a gorgeous white girl, whether a celebrity or not, goes black, we know what she’s getting and we respect her for it. In fact, we actually look upon these “blackened” beauties with added awe and lust, as in our minds they have left us behind. No longer can we hope to satisfy them, because we see that they are with superior men, and we acknowledge that our most beautiful girls are now likely to gravitate toward black men for satisfying interracial sex. These girls were always out of our reach, and that is part of the attraction. So when they go black, they become so far out of reach to us whiteboys that we grant them almost Goddess like status. Which is good for their careers if they’re celeb-u-hotties or WAGs. And great for their sex life, if they’re any random white girl, because they’re getting real cock and hot interracial sex.
So, I always knew that going with a big black man would become an enigma rather than a stigma, it was only a matter of time before the interracial sex jungle fever swept across the pond and gripped all the American girls just as tightly as it has with all the English roses over here. I am pleased to be proven right. And pleased to see an American interracial sex export or should I say “sexport” coming to the UK! … yours truly, peewee the cuckold
Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid
I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:
The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.
So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.
British Interracial Sex Goddesses Cuckold Whitebois
In UK Jungle Fever news, the amazing interracial sex goddess Keeley Hazell is set to star in her debut feature film, Venus and the Sun. And not surprisingly, it features her getting it on with a big black Adonis. Welcome to modern day UK – where white bois are wimpy cuckold geeks who try to deny their arousal to being cuckolded and channel it into wanking over horded porn and online interracial video clips. Where black men openly cuckold, intimidate and humiliate white bois and assertively pursue our most beautiful ladies for interracial sex. And where white girls are becoming awe-struck, lust-filled sex kittens around black men. No doubt this film will inspire more white Goddesses to go black! Any film starring the ultimate size queen and ‘fan of the black man’ Keeley Hazell should be required viewing for cuckolds. In the film Keeley plays Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and speaks only in Latin.
Keeley Hazell cuckolds the whiteboi Librarian (foreground)
In other UK Jungle Fever news, we have two very different birthday parties, but both with interracial or cuckold sex themes. First up, when a black football player has a birthday these days, they are not only greeted with cakes and candles, but also regaled by a bevy of beautiful topless girls clamoring to be the interracial sex birthday present unwrapped by the birthday boy that night. Didier Drogba, Chelsea football legend and huge black stud, got an impressive birthday combo. Seeing photos of this birthday event was instant cuckolding for white boi Chelsea fans and footy fans in general. The amazing models seeking Didier’s big black cock were truly the icing on the cake for Didier. Or were the white girls seeking some interracial icing on their cake? Time and time again, big black footballer studs cuckold less manly white bois and put them in their place.
Second up, is the irony that on the very same nite, infamous escort, interracial sex Goddess and size queen WAG Jennifer Thompson was treated to a sex-themed birthday cake depicting her well-publicized sex-for-hire threesome with the cuckolded white footballer Wayne Rooney and co-escort Helen Wood. As you may remember Jenny only charged cuckold whiteboi Wayne for sex, but never charged any of the big black footballers she slept with a single pence.
The Cuckolding Continues for Wayne Rooney
The creative birthday cake showed the cuckold Rooney with a Shrek’s head (nota bene to your U.S. readers, Rooney’s nickname is Shrek due to his large head size, but no unfortunately, not that head) in a Man U football shirt on a bed with the two escorts whilst surrounded by plenty of £50 pound notes. Note the subliminal cuckold sex bit with the champagne bottle spewing only a little white foam. Was the famous cuckoldress Jennifer Thompson amused by her birthday cake? Apparently, the answer was yes!
UK Update: Ushered Out!
First up, Interracial Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation Assignment for peewee, my UK blog correspondent and whiteboy cuckold. Peewee’s humiliating assignment? He must wear an Usher Abs t-shirt (as seen below) in front of white girl hotties to see if they have any snappy and snide comments to offer up about whether peewee can deliver on Usher’s rumored SSBBC* size. Because the Usher t-shirt is being shipped across the pond from the US to the UK, peewee has a few weeks reprieve before he must perform his interracial cuckold humiliation assignment! Then we’ll see if peewee is “ushered out” and cuckolded with *SPH! *SSBBC = Supersized Big Black Cock *SPH = Small Penis Humiliation
Big news in the UK today, Cricket Player comes out as gay. Why is this news? Wouldn’t it be more shocking news if “Cricket player comes out as straight?” Nevertheless, cricketeer Stephen Davies truly does have some balls for coming out. He took a big career risk for revealing his sexual orientation instead of staying safely closeted. Think of it as the US equivalent of a pro baseball player admitting he’s gay. Somehow I don’t ever see a baseball player coming out, emphasis on ever. Despite the innate homoeroticism in sports, football, baseball and basketball players are supposed to be straight manly jocks, not into cocks.
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Prime Panty Humiliation!
Italian beauty, Sara Tommasi, 29, formerly one of Italian import footballer Mario Balotelli’s go-to girls, is now on the outs with black stud Balotelli due to her revealing tabloid tell-all about the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s bunga bunga sex parties she attended. Although she only attended two of the notorious debaucheries and claims she wasn’t a paid participant, she reports she was singled out by the pervy PM who offered to help her career in whatever way he could. According to Tommasi, the lecherous PM even pitched a career change to politics as an MEP (Member of European Parliament) to the gorgeous WAG which would have provided her with protected income.
Tommasi is a well-known model and Italian actress whose former boyfriend was famed Brazilian superstar soccer player Ronaldinho, rumored to be a well-hung cock swordsman. My guess is that Tommasi is not only a WAG, but an Interracial Size Queen!
Tommasi, who states her goal is to further her acting career, turned down the Prime Minister’s advances and offer of a pseudo parliamentary political position. Nevertheless, Interracial Size Queen Sara spilled everything to the tabloids, likely for a nice fee, about her interplay with the Prime Minister and what she observed at the bunga bunga parties, some of which have been written up as worse than Caligula. And while she was embarrassed in public by paparazzi capturing Balotelli shooting her the middle finger when he saw her walking down the street in a popular club district, Tommasi’s humiliation of the Italian Prime Minister obviously trumped any humiliation she might have borne from Balotelli’s rude gesture. And to further the humiliation of the Prime Minister, in protest of the PM’s satyric romps funded by a just discovered secret bank account, a protest was to have taken place today in Italy where women were going to throw their panties at the Prime Minister’s house. Panty Air Raid?
Cuckoldresses on the Hunt!
from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent…
You’re quite right Empress Sara. I am seeing so many more black & white, and zebra-patterned outfits on the girls over here. And it’s almost always the ultra hotties who are on the hunt for black men. And it’s true – white boys do now step aside for them. We KNOW it’s not us they’re after and even talking to them seems futile.
In fact, I’ve noticed a real increase in the assertive manner in which the hotties are prepared to brush off whiteboys and an almost aggressive need to express their preference for black men. Whiteboys know we are undersized and already feel the small penis humiliation and inferiority. And yes – I am very much aware whiteboys like me are no comparison whatsoever to the amazing black studs you Interracial Sex Goddesses admire so much. It can sometimes be very hard for whiteboys to accept we are inadequate and inferior, especially when we yearn to attract beautiful girls.
Truthfully, do you think these beautiful Cuckoldress Size Queens, like Sophie Reade, might be overdoing it just a tad? It seems really cruel the way they flaunt such amazing bodies and yet revel in reserving them for huge black guys. But maybe we do deserve ALL that we whiteboys are getting nowadays, given that we can never be real men. Maybe we deserve small penis humiliation. What say you Empress? peewee
from Sara: No I don’t think Sophie Reade and other Cuckoldress Size Queens are overdoing it. We know what we need, what we crave, and it isn’t a little whiteboy’s winkie. Women are becoming more sexually assertive, and this has built-in small penis humiliation, because women are rejecting wee-dicked whiteboys in favor of well-hung black studs. If the black studs are also superstar athletes or rappers and have a lot of $$$ or £££ then it’s even more humiliating to the whiteboys who never stood a chance any way. But as much as it’s humiliating, I’m sure it’s also a thrill to see Cuckoldresses in action, hunting their well-hung quarry.
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