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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian – Sisters and Size Queens

Kardashian Sisters Size Queens

Recently, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian did a Sirius satellite radio interview for XOJane, a popular celebrity radio talk show. The Kardashian sisters spilled details on their boyfriend’s or husbands’ cock sizes and it turns out, all of the Kardashians are now confirmed Size Queens. There had been some doubt about whether Kourtney Kardashian was a Size Queen since her boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, did not look like he was packing anything in his pants, neither dick size nor wallet size. In fact, in previous years on the Kardashian reality tv show, Kim and Khloe repeatedly voiced their negativity over Scott being involved with their older sister. Kourtney may be the shorty of the Kardashian sisters, but she revealed in the interview that her boyfriend’s penis is the size of an elephant’s trunk! Hard to believe! While Kourtney may not be an interracial Size Queen like her sisters, she’s still a Size Queen. The Size Queen gene usually runs in the family, so the likely source of the Size Queen gene is their mom, Kris Jenner. From the interview, it would seem that pro baller Lamar Odom is packing the biggest cock size. Scott feels whiteboy small penis humiliation despite being well hung and tries to compete with Lamar’s big black cock. This BBC vs BWC phenomenon is not unusual. Even a well hung white man will feel small penis humiliation knowing his large white penis is inferior to a big black cock. Kim, who only went for big black cock prior to bi-racial basketball star Kris Humphries, won’t reveal if Kris is well endowed, but a Size Queen never downsizes. Here is an excerpt from the interview:

Interviewer: Is Kris [Humphries] well endowed?

Kourtney: I would think he is.

Kim: I don’t really like questions like that.

Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents.

Kim: Honestly…he has to start wearing some tighty-whities.

Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.

Kim: So inappropriate.

Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.

Kim: You guys!

Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it…”

Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.

Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.

Sarah Palin Loves Big Black Cock Too

Even journalist Barbara Walters admitted to a lust-filled interracial sex relationship with a black man. Who would have thought Barbara Walters was a Size Queen who lusted for big black cock? So, should anyone be surprised that Sarah Palin is a Size Queen who suffered from Jungle Fever? In Sarah Palin’s unauthorized biography, author Joe McGinniss claimed that Sarah Palin, while working as a sportscaster and sports journalist for an Anchorage television station, had an interracial sex one-night stand with black college basketball player, Glen Rice. Rice was in Alaska playing in a tournament. This one nighter supposedly took place in 1987 before Sarah Palin married her hubby.

Sarah Palin Loves Black Cock

Her biographer even went so far as to claim that Sarah Palin had a fetish for black men and bragged that she had interracial sex with the 6′ 8″ black stud. Hmmm I wouldn’t mind knowing another measurement stat about Glen Rice in inches. If Sarah Palin truly had a fetish for black studs, it would be hard to believe she had hot interracial sex one time, one night only. Perhaps other black athletes will step up and spill their stories about how Sarah Palin indulged her fetish for black studs. The unauthorized biography, “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin”, hits the bookstores tomorrow, September 20th, just in case you want to read all the juicy details!

Kim Kardashian Loves Big Black Cock

Kim Kardashian Black Dildo

Is the black baseball bat sized dildo wishful thinking for Kris Humphries? Nevertheless, Kris Humphries must be well-hung since it’s well-known that Kim Kardashian is a Size Queen who loves big black cocks. Her first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas ended in divorce. Her interracial sex relationships with rapper Ray J, football players Reggie Bush and Miles Austin didn’t last, although her relationship with Ray J produced the legendary KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape.

It’s hard to know if Kim Kardashian’s publicists keep Kim in the news every week with some new drama or if drama naturally surrounds her and her publicists have to deal with it. Immediately after her honeymoon was literally over, the latest media swirl surrounding Size Queen Kim Kardashian was that a lawyer in Tennessee, representing an anonymous party, was interested in purchasing Kim Kardashian’s interracial sex tape from Vivid Entertainment and taking the sex tape off the internet forever. Psssst, the mystery buyer wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian herself or her basketballer husband, would it? Perhaps Kim doesn’t want her anal sex scene with Ray J and the nasty golden showers finale officially on the internet now that she’s a Mrs. Although, even if she buys back her sex tape from Vivid, the Kim K interracial sex tape will live on in infamy on foreign torrent sites where take-down notices are about as legal as toilet paper.

Steve Hirsch from Vivid Entertainment stated that he would look at offers in the vicinity of $30 million dollars for the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Pornhub.com jumped into the mix – publicity hounds? – and offered $5 million to buy the Kim K sex tape, but want to keep it online for streaming. Ray J’s reps also relayed that Ray J would have to be paid for his rights to the KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape since he shares rights with Kim Kardashian and Vivid. Stay tuned for more Size Queen Kim Kardashian drama same time, next week.

Interracial Sex – Social Stigma to Black Cock Enigma

Interracial sex exported from the US to the UK? Kayla Collins, the feisty All-American blonde Playboy bunny who dated “blacker” Ashley Cole while she was doing a stint on a reality tv show in the UK, is now reported to be hooked up with black US soccer stud, Maurice Edu. Edu is actually a rare American import footy player, not signed to an American team, but instead signed to the Glasgow Rangers (Scotland), so hopefully this new interracial sex relationship will bring its roadshow on tour to the UK once the footy season begins. Since Scotland is the home of the delectable ‘Darkies Knobs’ as featured in a previous Sara’s Playroom blog, I’m sure the local Glaswegian girls will enjoy watching a bit of all American black on blonde WAG interracial sex up close and personal.

Kayla Collins Zoo Magazine Cover

peewee the cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, expands on how interracial sex excites the whiteboys in the UK and allays the fears of white girls who are considering going black…

Contrary to a white girls fears, white girls will find that their whiteboy admirers will not lose interest. Quite the opposite. We whiteboys totally understand that most, if not all, hot white girls nowadays have a real lust for well hung, fit, athletic black men. We all know of the size issue. And we’ve all heard the ‘once you go black, you never go back’ mantra. We get it!

And so when a gorgeous white girl, whether a celebrity or not, goes black, we know what she’s getting and we respect her for it. In fact, we actually look upon these “blackened” beauties with added awe and lust, as in our minds they have left us behind. No longer can we hope to satisfy them, because we see that they are with superior men, and we acknowledge that our most beautiful girls are now likely to gravitate toward black men for satisfying interracial sex. These girls were always out of our reach, and that is part of the attraction. So when they go black, they become so far out of reach to us whiteboys that we grant them almost Goddess like status. Which is good for their careers if they’re celeb-u-hotties or WAGs. And great for their sex life, if they’re any random white girl, because they’re getting real cock and hot interracial sex.

So, I always knew that going with a big black man would become an enigma rather than a stigma, it was only a matter of time before the interracial sex jungle fever swept across the pond and gripped all the American girls just as tightly as it has with all the English roses over here. I am pleased to be proven right. And pleased to see an American interracial sex export or should I say “sexport” coming to the UK! … yours truly, peewee the cuckold

Weiner Phone Sex

Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner Weinergate
Weinergate

I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.

Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…

Lucite Penises on Heels

I love to stiletto face fuck my two real time slaves, fatfuck and brazil nuts, and make them worship my femdom heels while underfoot.** But Lady Gaga has now shown her monsters there are superior heels for face fucking other than standard, but sexy 4 – 5″ stilettos. Check out the American Idol debut of these lucite dildo platform heels (which were censored once the producers realized that the heels were shaped as penis sex toys)!

Lady Gaga Lucite Dildo Heels

No, I wont be shelling out $4,500 for these primo designer heels from London shoe design house,Void of Course. $4,500 for these high heels? Damn, maybe I’m in the wrong business. I’m sure for Lady Gaga spending $4,500 for these slut-terrific high heel dildos was the equivalent of spending $45 if she were a mere mortal like the rest of us high heel fetish wear lovers and femdom chicks. But I bet money that I don’t have that knock-offs of these femdom lucite dildo high heels are currently underway at a shoe sweatshop somewhere in the world and that the double heeled dildos will hit the street markets for $95 or $75 on a slow day. But of course, there will be a catch. They will break if you stand on them, they will only be for sex toy face fuckery, dildo arse play or kinky femdom photo shoots.

Usher’s Sex Tape: Femdom Strap-on Action?

The previous rumors making the roundabout as to why Usher’s sex tape could not be released centered on the sex tape being too romantic and not raunchy enough to sell. Now, roses and romance smell like a cover-up, because the latest rumors are that the sex tape features Tameka strapping it on and fucking her former hubby, Femdom style!

Femdom Tameka and Usher Sex Tape Strap-on

Confession: I have definitely fucked some straight guys with my strap-on who were strap-on curious, but I did not consider them to be bi or gay. They’d seen enough strap-on porno to get excited by girls pegging guys and wanted to try it out. Most of them hated it for the first few minutes, then they liked it, to top it off they reported having the most intense orgasms ever. Maybe because it was due to losing their anal virginity or maybe it was due to the butt having more nerve endings in it than anywhere else on the body. Anal stimulation is amplified even more so for men, whose G-spot equivalent, known as the P-spot (P is for Prostate) is in the arse. So, Usher taking a strap-on in the ass Femdom style doesn’t send off bi or gay signals to me. It might be something kinky ‘n’ sexy that Usher and Tameka liked to do together. Tameka strikes me as being dominant, so maybe she enjoyed using her strap-on and making Usher her bitch. Now fans will have to hang in and wait re: whether the Usher and Tameka Femdom strap-on sex tape will be released…

Jake Gyllenhaal well hung?

Recently, at the music, film, food and alt festival known as South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas, an altercation took place between actor Jake Gyllenhaal and an amateur with a digital camera playing paparazzi. In the men’s room. Jake was apparently minding his own biz taking a whiz when the opportunistic paparazzi wannabe snapped a few pics of Jake’s exposed wang. Can’t blame a guy for getting pissed, pun intended, when a urinal pose is snapped for the sole purpose to sell to tabloids or naked celebrity websites that might be willing to pay for naked celebrity pics.

After the altercation, the schlong schnapper was forced to delete the photos. But the word from several bystanders who witnessed the most exciting event at SXSW besides a surprise show by Jack White of the White Stripes, is that Jake is well-hung. Of course this set Size Queens a-twitter and on Twitter to talk and tweet about a sighting as rare as Moby Dick, the great white: a big white dick! Size Queens especially know that big white dick sightings are ultra rare occurrences.

Then the creative Taiwan animators who brought us the Tiger Woods car crash cartoon and other unforgettable and forgettable celebrity moments in animation quickly rendered their cartoon version of the men’s room showdown at SXSW. Although, the cartoon will not satisfy Size Queen curiosity about the big white dick, the cartoon should deliver up a quick laugh when Size Queen viewers see what the animators used as the Jake Gyllenhaal stand-in dick.

BBC Sex Tape Ushered In?

And speaking of Usher, the rumors are rampant that a sex tape has been shopped to all the usual suspects, but not by Usher. Usher doesn’t need to fame-whore by pulling the faux sex tape page out of the fame-whore playbook and he certainly doesn’t need the cha-ching either. About a year ago, Usher’s primo ride was broken into and a bunch of bling was stolen, including laptops supposedly on which there were sexy time recordings of the well-hung R&B singer and his now ex-wife Tameka. So the suspicion is that the slimy “smash and grab” thieves (thieves who usually smash car windows or break into cars and make a quick getaway with their loot) or their fence found the sex tape files on one of the laptops and thought they could make an even bigger score. No one has ascertained if the thieves targeted Usher’s ride or if it was just a random smash and grab and then the crackies or their fence realized that they had hit the smash and grab lottery. The word is that the Usher BBC sex tape is being offered for a million dollars to any takers.

Is there an Usher sex tape

While Tameka was quoted in the media denying there were any recordings of sexy times between herself and her sexy ex, Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment offered to squelch the Usher BBC sex tape because he felt the nature of the material was too intimate. And rumors were rife that an Usher sex tape does exist, but that it wasn’t kinky enough. We can all guess that the sex tape probably has too much kissy-kissy lovey-dovey type stuff and isn’t nasty enough to sell as the typical sex tape fare regardless of Usher’s BBC. Although I’m sure it would attract attention from Usher fans and Size Queens who’d love to see Usher’s well-hung equipment and bedroom style! But the typical BBC sex tape buyers aren’t Size Queens unfortunately.

Rex and Michelle Ryan – Interracial Foot Fetish Video Clips!

I’m all for a wife being into her husband’s fetish or vice versa or a couple pursuing a shared fetish. Although if all wives indulged their husbands’ fetishes, I’d certainly be “out of a job”. So I found it fun to watch some of the foot fetish video clips which New York Jets football coach taped of his wife’s feet, most of which he narrated while she showed off her cute tootsies for the camera. Deadspin revealed that the couple supposedly had a kinky profile up at ALT.com in addition to the foot fetish video clips featured online. While in retrospect, for a couple who had a lot to lose if such private clips were made public, these clips should have been for their eyes only, but apparently part of their fetish was voyeurism. These clips were posted at foot fetish sites and forums. So it would only be a matter of time before someone not only recognized Michelle Ryan, since she wasn’t wearing a disguise, but also recognized Rex Ryan’s voice.

Rex and Michelle Ryan Foot Fetish Video Clips

Reactions to the foot fetish clips have run the gamut from: gross to hey at least he’s doing it with his wife! And I’d have to agree with the latter. When most recent sex scandals involving sports figures involved naughty activity with other women, forgiving Rex Ryan for having a foot fetish which he indulges with his own spouse, seems simple. However, the media has been unforgiving with the foot puns. “Well it is football…” “Were both feet in bounds?” “No small feat for the Jets” “A foot shy of the first down” …

But the big news of the past few days was that more foot fetish clips surfaced of a slightly different flavor, interracial foot play, where a black man admires, sniffs and massages Michelle Ryan’s feet after removing some very slutty designer black patent leather high heels. Interracial Foot Cuckolding!

As some of my blog readers may remember, on the original Sara’s Playroom blog, I explored several theories behind foot fetishism. One theory puts forth that the foot is the phallic symbol on a woman’s body and allows a man with repressed or latent homosexual tendencies to experience the closest thing to cock without the guilt that a man might feel if he were performing a gay act. The addition of the black man in the Ryan foot fetish scenario worshipping Michelle Ryan’s feet can be interpreted as an interracial cuckolding act, but also may lead to other conclusions depending on how the nature of the foot fetish itself is interpreted. In addition, if the ALT.com profile screen captures on Deadspin was for real, they also listed: collar and leash play, physical and verbal humiliation, spanking, tickling and voyeurism as some of their other interests.