Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.

Weinergate

I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.

Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…