Posts Tagged ‘girlfriend revenge’
Weiner Phone Sex
Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.
Weinergate
I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.
Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…
Sophie Reade – Cuckoldress Queen or Cuckquean ?
the interracial cuckolding never ends! from peewee, UK blog correspondent…
Poor Melissa Castagnoli, the former Italian beauty queen moved to the UK to be with her footy player black stud beau, Mario Balotelli, the newest striker for Manchester City. Apparently, their relationship didn’t work out, though no official word surfaced as to why Melissa jetted back to Italy. And when I say poor ex-girlfriend Melissa, I mean both figuratively and literally, as she’s probably now money-poor without Mario paying the bills. But Mario hasn’t been lonely one bit, as Sophie Reade, Cuckoldress Size Queen, moved right in on Mario and dove onto his rumoured-to-be-huge black cock.
Sophie thought she and Mario had an exclusive thing going on, so when she found out otherwise, she was extremely angry at being turned into a Cuckquean! Her anger rose up a few more “hell hath no fury” notches, when she found out it was her best friend Faye Evette who had been sexing up Mario behind her back. Was it time for Cuckquean revenge? But then as it turned out, Mario was also bedding a third blonde. Bottom line: it seems like he’s not ready to settle for just one beautiful blonde trophy girlfriend, when he can literally snag and shag any pretty blonde who throws herself at him. Ahhh the life of a rich and well-hung black footballer, all the hot blondes money and a big black cock can lure, whilst cuckolding all the poor small penis humiliation whiteboy footy fans.
I thought you would love this photo of the two Cuckoldresses, Sophie and Faye in their Cuckoldress black and white uniforms…Just looking at the photo was so exciting! This is how they would look walking down the street toward you. Any cuckold whiteboy would just have to move out of the way, to let these supreme Cuckoldresses and Interracial Sex Goddesses pass.
From Sara:
The Cuckoldress uniform (black and white) is a signal to black guys that the hot sluts are into big black cocks and a signal to the small penis humiliation whiteboys to step aside, that they are superior Cuckoldresses. Even Cuckoldress clothing, in itself, cuckolds the small dick whiteboys who see the girls announcing with their slutty dress or laser cut leggings and lacetop over black bra: I’m into big black cock, step aside small penis humiliation losers.
Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial
More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.
This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.
Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.
The Tiger Woods Sex Tape was Fake? OMGOMG
As if everyone didn’t know that it would be… The dynamic duo of pornstar Devon James and her cuckold husband Nick James were teasing the media with a reported 62 minutes of interracial sex footage of Devon doing it with Tiger. Instead it turned out to be 62 minutes of footage with Devon doing it with a not so realistic Tiger Woods lookalike, a cruiserweight boxer from Philadelphia, Teneal Goyco, pictured on the right in the photo below.
Goyco was interviewed about his part in the porn video and relates how the couple approached him directly about being in an amateur sex video and dangled $1,000 for about an hour of his time. Since his skin was darker than Tiger’s, make-up was applied by the couple to lighten his darker-than-Tiger skin tone for the camera. He relates how he was told by the the hotwife Devon that it was her personal fantasy to have black on blonde sex with Tiger Woods. The hotwife and cuckold gave him Nike gear and a golf outfit to sport before he went naked and fulfilled Devon’s “fantasy”. Her cucky hubby watched and videotaped the event. Teneal didn’t even know hotwife Devon was a porn star or that he was co-starring in an interracial cuckold sex porn video! Hmmm didn’t he sign a release? Vivid Entertainment turned down the interracial sex footage. And now Teneal has a lawyer who is looking for a bigger paycheck on his client’s behalf for his appearance in the black on blonde porn video and claiming that his client was duped by the James.
The Tiger Woods sex tape website is currently taking pre-orders, but the irony is, in the meantime, the James have declared bankruptcy. So who knows if this cuckold interracial sex tape will ever be released.
The cuckold husband is claiming there are currently 150,000 pre-orders at $29.95 each. If 150,000 pre-orders isn’t enough to press some interracial sex DVDs or release some black on blonde video downloads, what is the threshold the porn distro company is requiring before the Tiger sex tape is released? No online teasers have even appeared. Perhaps this was all part of an elaborate scheme by the former Tiger Woods mistress pornstar and her cuckold husband to Pull the Tiger by Its Tail and seek ex girlfriend revenge. And also to see if there would be an ex gf revenge pay-out if Tiger believed there actually was footage of him doing the nasty with the hotwife pornstar with whom he had engaged in interracial sex trysts.
The Tiny Cock Humiliation Situation!
I must reveal that I have never watched Jersey Shore for fear of being infected thru my tv screen by orange spray-on tan-sicles and guido-sis. Curable afflictions, but best to avoid. However, it could not be avoided when the Jersey Shore closed the distance from tv screen to invading my space, no not Myspace, but my space. The Jersey Shore cast threw Miami Beach into a frenzy when “they” were taping down here. It seemed like everyone wanted to know where “they” were, as in what clubs “they” were partying at, and wondered aloud what “they” might be doing hour by hour. Let me add that the Jersey Shore frenzy in Miami Beach was not entirely a bad thing, since any cash infusion into the wreck-onomy down here was like setting an IV line on fast drip.
One nite when my BFFs and I were out, the convo turned to the Jersey Shore. Specifically who we thought had the biggest cock of the dudes on the show, who was the biggest dick on the show and if anyone had spotted any cast members. Taylor had seen the oompa loompas known as JWoww and Snooki. She said Snooki was so tiny, really petite. Then again, everyone looks larger than life on the tv screen. Not one of us had seen any of the dudes on the show. Back to Jersey Shore dudes penis sizes or lack thereof.
Comments:
Nicole: The Situation –> All Abs, No Action!
Ember: The Situation –> But he’s cuuuute!
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d be seen with him!
Nicole: The Situation –> But would you fuck him?
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d like to fuck someone famous to try it out.
Nicole: Taylor –> Starfucker!
Sara: Vinny –> Supposedly has the biggest penis.
Nicole: Vinny –> Snooki said it was like trying to fit a watermelon into a pinhole!
Taylor: Vinny –> Are you fucking kidding me?
So one Jersey Shore dude is blessed with a huge watermelon size peen. Snooki also joked Vinny was going to have his huge cock molded and made into a signature dildo to sell. What is the saying: must strike while the 9 iron is hot! Another Jersey Shore guido has to bear the brunt of small penis humiliation…
And in full force online, as Melody Eckerson, a bleach blonde Barbie-esque clone “wannabe” Miami club promoter, sold her soul to the tabloid devil, Star Magazine. Talk about SPH, Melody revealed that The Situation does not have much of a Situation in his manderwear. Neither size, nor staying power. Melody the Starfucker confessed that her experience with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino “couldn’t even be called a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” When queried about his penis size, she responded she was thinking of her pinkie finger! LMAO. Now that’s some brutal small penis humiliation!
If The Situation drove a red Bentley, he’d be on my other site Red Car? Small Penis!, but he showed some automotive “new money” snobbery, as he just bought a black Bentley. Perhaps Bentleys don’t come in small penis humiliation red? Reports are that he is tricking out his ride. Is pimping out one’s spendy whip compensation or consolation for having a tiny cock?
Small Penis Humiliation Fucklist
Part of me, the slut in me, wishes I had done such a comprehensive Fuck List when I was in college, but there is no way in small dick hell, for the sake of research, I would have fucked or sucked small penises. Karen Owen, now infamous Duke University student sex researcher, and her PowerPoint Fuck List presentation, is creating a stir in every nook and cranny of online forums, blogs, tabloids and social networking sites. While some college students would have dismissed Karen Owen as a “Jersey Chaser”, a slut who specializes in fucking college jocks, Karen overrides jersey chasing by detailing the mating ritual of douchebag jocks. In this photo, Karen shows us what she’s working with.
On her Duke F-List, Karen tells us what her fucks and sucks are working with, and most of them, no surprise, have small dicks, are quick-cummers or deadfucks. And the Duke douchebags just seem to have used the Duke Fuck List slut as a live sex doll to selfishly self-pleasure their small penis. Now their small penis humiliation will live on in cyber perpetuity. I’ve heard some have tried to get their images and personal details removed from the small penis humiliation and sexual performance embarrassment of the Duke Fuck List. So far, efforts have failed and the Duke douches will just have to deal with the stigma of being known as one of the guys on the Duke Fuck List, being humiliated for having a small penis, or not being able to last more than 5 minutes.
My favorite Fuck List jock douche is #16. #16 was a Duke University baseball player who was recruited by the Boston Red Sox. While Karen had her slut tentacles out to fuck this cute jock (I admit he’s cute) while he was still on campus, she nails him on a return to Duke.
She, like me, did find him cute, with a great body (I admit he does have a great bod), but then she recounts he lacked penis size and the whole time he was banging her, he wanted her to scream out how much she loved big black cocks and how she had fucked big black cocks. Yes, he wanted her to cuckhold him while fucking his small dick. Even though she confesses on her Fuck List that she hadn’t done a big black cock, to play along with the baseball jock’s overcompensation for having a small penis and homoerotic lust for big black cock, she complies by verbally cuckolding him.
If it were me, the moment I spied his little penis, and he revealed his lust for girls who fuck big black cocks, it would have been time for cuckold small penis humiliation and big black cock worship. I would have whipped out my big black strap-on cock and cuckolded him. I would have informed the cuck that his little penis wasn’t worthy of my pussy and that deep throating a big black cock was his small dick humiliation cocksucking cuckold destiny.
Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!
The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.
Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.
Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!
Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?
And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.
And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.
Cuckold Ex Girlfriend Revenge
from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter….
World Cup English footballers, two words, abject failure! Since their gorgeous WAGs were forbidden to stay with them during the World Cup by the incompetent Italian coach, as the coach feared it would be a distraction, instead was it a distraction not to have the WAGs there in full force? Were the footballers worried about their beautiful wives and girlfriends cuckolding them back home? It wouldn’t be the first time a football player was turned into a humiliated cuckold!
Now let’s talk about your second crush behind Jermain DeFoe and another legendary blacker-of-babes, Ashley Cole. His new brunette Cheryl Cole lookalike girlfriend, model and ex-pole dancer Sarah Purnell, spilled to The Sun that Ashley even admitted she looked like his ex.
It’s not strange if Ashley Cole has a girlfriend “type” that he looks for when he goes bird-hunting, but what is strange is that Sarah confessed to the tabloid (counting the cash) that she and Ash had listened to music from Cheryl’s rumored new man, Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, before shagging. Maybe Ashley is getting off on a bit of cuckold angst! Or getting off on the revenge fuck? Or do you think he’s just trying to evoke sympathy from all these hot girlfriends so they ride his big black cock with even greater enthusiasm!?!
peewee, you bring up an interesting dilemma. can men be turned into humiliated cuckolds after a relationship is over by who their ex girlfriend is fucking, so they seek their own ex girlfriend revenge, by sexing up a lookalike fuck doll? in Cheryl’s case, her relationship with Wil.I.Am is direct ex gf revenge on Ash, since he was not keeping his massive wood in his pants while they were still together (and yes, married). in Ashley’s case, I think we have a case of cuckold angst! but the over-arching theme is girlfriend revenge!
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