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Should All British Whiteboys Become Cuckolds?

from peewee, UK blog correspondent…

I think it’s probably true that British men, particularly the white boys, are becoming increasingly confused, undermined and marginalized, sexually speaking. According to a sex survey, we Brits have always been known as poor lovers in 2nd place right after the Germans as far as the wurst (pun intended).

But in recent years, things have become worse. I believe that the two factors that have made the UK white boys increasingly impotent and submissive cuckold losers are: 1) the rise in sexual feminism (evoked by the US influence of tv shows and films such as Sex And The City and Desperate Housewives which are loved by our ladies over here) and 2) the relaxed views on interracial sex, opening up opportunities for our pretty girls to experience real men’s large cocks and satisfying Size Queen sex.

UK white boys know that their girls want skilled, capable, well endowed men – and if we can’t provide that, they’ll tell us, tell all their girlfriends and then they’ll go out and get someone who can!! So we become cuckolds and if our penises our small, everyone soon knows about our small penis humiliation.

So many of our celebrity hotties also fuel the fire, by pretty much being ‘black only’. So the white fellas have begun to associate pretty white girls with high expectations and a predilection for black men, and thus we ourselves seek out beta females, whom black men would be less likely to come after.

For example, today’s news features gorgeous young Brighton blonde, Sophia Egeler.

Sophia Egeler - UK Phone Sex

She is, typically, dating a big black stud, Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna. But she has apparently attracted the attentions from Eva Longoria’s naughty soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Tony Parker.

UK white boys read about girls like Sophia and we see similar girls all around us attracting the attention of real men. And how do we react? We become even weaker, more impotent, cuckolds, and less inclined towards sex, as we know we will be unable to perform to our girls’ expectations and demands. As you say, Sara, we should, in time, concentrate on earning lots of money so as to become the loyal cuckolds to our girls, who will inevitably continue to seek out big black lovers for their satisfaction between the sheets.

Erectile Dysfunction vs. the Economy

It would seem that the financial wreckonomy is shrinking penis size and creating a shagging shortage in Britain, a recent UK sex survey claims. The bad news: Erectile dysfunction is up and male sex drive is down. But, the good news is: Women’s sex drive is up. One can deduce from the survey that women, in times of stress, might instinctively be driven to mate with men of large cock size and sexual prowess. The lack of male sex drive is tied into many factors, including anxiety and depression. Anxiety over finances and depression over the fucked economy can cause erectile dysfunction.

While a little blue pill might assist in the erectile dysfunction and small penis humiliation department, British men apparently are actively seeking women for relationships who do not have high sexual expectations from them, according to Kate Costick, author of “Sex in the Recession”. And if so, this would also conveniently hide their small penis shame and humiliation over not being able to perform regardless of size. Although, it makes a Size Queen like me wonder if men with large cocks are as affected by performance anxiety as those with small to average size todgers (slang for dicks in UK).

A popular UK magazine, the Erotic Review, even conducted a survey that confirmed British women find financial and sexual losers completely unappealing. A sex survey to state the obvious? As if small penis humiliation wouldn’t be enough, performance humiliation and financial demands are now added to the mix as far as what women expect from their sexual partners, and rightfully so! Women deserve men with large cocks and fat wallets! But these elements might be difficult to find in a single partner. Size queens like myself, even though I’m not British obviously, are on the lookout for rich white small dick cuckolds while keeping well hung black studs for hot interracial sex.

The Tiny Cock Humiliation Situation!

I must reveal that I have never watched Jersey Shore for fear of being infected thru my tv screen by orange spray-on tan-sicles and guido-sis. Curable afflictions, but best to avoid. However, it could not be avoided when the Jersey Shore closed the distance from tv screen to invading my space, no not Myspace, but my space. The Jersey Shore cast threw Miami Beach into a frenzy when “they” were taping down here. It seemed like everyone wanted to know where “they” were, as in what clubs “they” were partying at, and wondered aloud what “they” might be doing hour by hour. Let me add that the Jersey Shore frenzy in Miami Beach was not entirely a bad thing, since any cash infusion into the wreck-onomy down here was like setting an IV line on fast drip.

Jwoww - Snooki - Miami Beach - Jersey Shore

One nite when my BFFs and I were out, the convo turned to the Jersey Shore. Specifically who we thought had the biggest cock of the dudes on the show, who was the biggest dick on the show and if anyone had spotted any cast members. Taylor had seen the oompa loompas known as JWoww and Snooki. She said Snooki was so tiny, really petite. Then again, everyone looks larger than life on the tv screen. Not one of us had seen any of the dudes on the show. Back to Jersey Shore dudes penis sizes or lack thereof.

Comments:

Nicole: The Situation –> All Abs, No Action!
Ember: The Situation –> But he’s cuuuute!
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d be seen with him!
Nicole: The Situation –> But would you fuck him?
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d like to fuck someone famous to try it out.
Nicole: Taylor –> Starfucker!
Sara: Vinny –> Supposedly has the biggest penis.
Nicole: Vinny –> Snooki said it was like trying to fit a watermelon into a pinhole!
Taylor: Vinny –> Are you fucking kidding me?

So one Jersey Shore dude is blessed with a huge watermelon size peen. Snooki also joked Vinny was going to have his huge cock molded and made into a signature dildo to sell. What is the saying: must strike while the 9 iron is hot! Another Jersey Shore guido has to bear the brunt of small penis humiliation…

Small Penis Humiliation - Phone Sex

And in full force online, as Melody Eckerson, a bleach blonde Barbie-esque clone “wannabe” Miami club promoter, sold her soul to the tabloid devil, Star Magazine. Talk about SPH, Melody revealed that The Situation does not have much of a Situation in his manderwear. Neither size, nor staying power. Melody the Starfucker confessed that her experience with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino “couldn’t even be called a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” When queried about his penis size, she responded she was thinking of her pinkie finger! LMAO. Now that’s some brutal small penis humiliation!

If The Situation drove a red Bentley, he’d be on my other site Red Car? Small Penis!, but he showed some automotive “new money” snobbery, as he just bought a black Bentley. Perhaps Bentleys don’t come in small penis humiliation red? Reports are that he is tricking out his ride. Is pimping out one’s spendy whip compensation or consolation for having a tiny cock?

Blondes for Blacks

This past week, not only was the Karissa Shannon Superstar interracial sex video released by Vivid Entertainment, but also, paparazzi caught intimate interracial pictures of rapper 50 Cent with surprise, Chelsea Handler, at the Blue Nile, a New Orleans jazz club. For those of you who need to buy a clue, Chelsea is an outspoken raunchy comedienne and late night talk show host. Should we feign shock and surprise that Chelsea likes big black cock?

Chelsea Handler - 50 Cent - Interracial Phone Sex

The answer is: No! There was a video interview Chelsea did with Kendra Wilkinson, star of what I call the ex-girlfriend small penis humiliation sex tape released before she started indulging her lust for big black bulls. In the video clip, blondes Chelsea and Kendra talk about big black cocks. peewee, my UK blog reporter, comments: Well, now it would seem that Chelsea wasn’t being ironic or playful with Kendra’s lust for big black men. No, in fact she was being serious and actually appears to share Kendra’s passion.

After the interracial black and blonde photos appeared on every gossip and entertainment blog and tabloid website from here to Timbuktu, Chelsea denied via Twitter that she and well hung-black rapper 50 Cent were getting busy and what they were really doing in NOLA was discussing business. My guess is the business being discussed was 50 Cent’s purported 12 inch monster black dong and whether Chelsea could “handle” it . Sorry, couldn’t resist the bad pun.

Chelsea shouldn’t deny if she’s having hot interracial sex with 50 Cent. If she’s banging 12 inches, she should be bragging, not brushing it under the shag rug (couldn’t resist yet another bad pun especially for you Brits) with a dismissive tweet. In any case, I would like to nominate Chelsea to the throng of American Interracial Sex Goddesses and throne of Size Queens:

Kendra Wilkinson, Karissa Shannon, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and CoCo Austin

to name a few I have blogged about. Of course, peewee and I will be keeping a look-out for any other reportage or photos of Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent interracial sex liaisons.

Interracial Sex Tapes – Cumming Right Up

Karissa Shannon Superstar, is the porn DVD title that Vivid Entertainment has chosen for the wild interracial sex tape starring blonde Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her black stud actor boyfriend Sam Jones III. Though the interracial couple both vehemently deny leaking the tape themselves or directly offering the sex tape to Vivid for sale, some of the preview footage leads viewers to believe it was shot for commercial purposes rather than for adding it to their collection of self-shot amateur sex videos. It is a very kinky sex tape as Karissa shows a submissive streak and submits to being put in a collar and leash as well as being cropped on her ass by her black stud boyfriend. Ultimately, the best part of the leaked amateur self-shot tape is the hot interracial sex where viewers have declared that Sam is “no smallville”, a pun in reference to the Superman show on which he appeared for several years and a reference to the size of his big black cock. Speculation is that both Karissa and Sam wanted to bump up their image in the media to take their celebrity and careers to the next level.
Karissa Shannon Sex Tape - Black on Blonde - Phone Sex

A kinky taboo interracial sex tape with black stud rapper Ray J didn’t hurt Kim Kardashian’s career one cosmic iota, in fact, it launched her “Big Black Cock Only” Size Queen status and colossal ass into the stratosphere of multi-million dollar earnings. Karissa has basically been a quintessential cookie cutter blonde Playboy starlet, having appeared in the Playboy reality show, Girls Next Door, multiple issues of Playboy and sexy Playboy videos. And Sam has been purportedly looking to make the leap from acting in popular tv shows: Smallville, ER and Blue Mountain State to appearing in more lucrative feature films. Check out the interracial sex hotness Vivid is letting everyone have a peep at, head over to the Vivid website and put in a working email address to be sent a link to the Karissa Shannon Superstar interracial sex photos and a smokin’ hot trailer of the leaked sex tape.

Now onto Tiger Woods. Old news, everyone might be saying. But not to former porn starlet Devon James who announced that she and her cuckold (?) husband Nick James found a buyer for her interracial sex tape with Tiger Woods. The James cuckhold husband – hot wife team thought they’d identified a buyer for the interracial sex footage previously, but then claimed the porn production company didn’t want to deal with Tiger’s formidable lawyers. Now that Woods is divorced, perhaps the major damage has been done. A Tiger Woods interracial sex tape might be a passing curiosity, not the big blow to his career that the embarrassment of dozens of interracial sex trysts caused after he crashed his SUV with 9-iron wielding wife in pursuit. Still, it is a little strange that the company interested in selling the interracial sex tape for online download hasn’t been announced, though the cuckold husband is eager to point out that sales are projected to come in at $5 million of which he and his hot wife were promised half. This has to lead skeptics to wonder if hot wife Devon and her cuckold husband are looking for a pay-off to surrender the interracial sex tape before its official release date projected later this month.
Tiger Woods Interracial Sex Tape - Phone Sex

The Price of Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation $1,900 / £ 1,200

from my intrepid UK blog reporter, peewee….

The big news over here in the UK concerns football superstar, Wayne Rooney. Married, and every move followed in the media for not only his football prowess, but also his marriage to a top WAG with her own high visibility tv show. Wayne’s world was shattered when news broke of his sordid romps with a hot brunette escort, Jenny Thompson. It seems that Jenny sold out to the tabloids for even more money than Wayne had been shelling out for cheating sex. And another escort also sold her story of a paid threesome she did with Wayne and Jenny as a booking by the same escort service Jenny worked for at the time.

Wayne Rooney Sex Scandal - Cuckold Phone Sex

Rooney had been paying Jenny £1200 for each shagging session. Pocket money to him for sure. But it must have cuckolded his ego when news broke that the sexy working girl had been sleeping with huge black Adonis, Titus Bramble, and had not charged him a penny!!! Small Penis Humiliation? Read on…

Or maybe a one-off cuckolding I hear you suggest. Well, she also slept with Rooney’s former teammate Danny Simpson. Another black bull. Oh yeah, and AGAIN there was no fee!! Apparently she doesn’t charge a fee to the men she is attracted to. And whom might they be? Answer: Big Black Men!!

Other names linked as Jenny Thompson’s previous genuine, interracial sex, unsolicited lovers / boyfriends include: Danny Welbeck, El Hadji Diouf, Michah Richards and Sylvain Distin. Black, black, black and black! And yet white boy cuckold Rooney had to pay £1200 if he wanted to get his mucky cucky paws on her ‘Reserved for BBC’ body. So was Jenny dishing out small penis humilation and cuckolding? QUITE RIGHT TOO!!

Jennifer Thompson - Cuckoldress - Interracial Sex

OK, Wayne may feel extremely cuckolded to have paid for the privilege of touching such a prized “blacked” hottie when his well-hung black sports colleagues are having to fight off her amorous advances. But that’s how it should be! And Wayne should try being in most white boys’ shoes. Too poor to afford a hot escort’s fee, and too milky white to legitimately attract a pretty girl. To us, it’s starting to feel like we’re being cuckolded by cuckolds!!

What I also find interesting about this story is: I read that Jenny Thompson comes from a family of means, she doesn’t have to be hooking for money, but she does anyway. She finds Big Black Cock superior and will fuck the black studs for free, while charging a white cuckold pindick a hefty price for access to her pussy! Small Penis Humiliation with a dose of Sports Cuckolding! And while it seemed as though her end game was to become a WAG, her game has now downgraded to tabloid fodder hooker. But there is some consolation. I would say that Jenny is the latest Size Queen, Interracial Sex Goddess and Cuckoldress. She obviously doesn’t care about the money as much as bedding down with big black cocks and cuckolding weedick white men. Sara

New Interracial Sex Tape Cumming?

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her actor boyfriend, Sam Jones III (Smallville and ER), apparently taped hot interracial sex and Vivid Entertainment has their sticky mitts on the smokin’ black on blonde footage.  It’s about time for a new interracial sex tape to cum out, especially since the interracial taboo sex tape featuring Kim Kardashian and R&B performer Ray J is gathering virtual dust.  And also since the most recent celebrity sex tape featuring interracial sex Goddess and Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson tape was completely lame.  The only redeeming quality of Kendra’s sex tape was that it gave us a glimpse of small penis humiliation as she gyrated on her small dick cuckold boyfriend.   She couldn’t really ride the pole because the whiteboy wimp had a tiny pecker, then she climbed off and threw him a towel when he begged her to help him finish.  This was obviously taped back before Kendra lusted for big black cocks, but not before she realized that small dick humiliation cuckolds were only useful to make money!

Back to Karissa and Sam…  Vivid’s head honcho, Steve Hirsch, commented that their interracial sex tape was “very erotic”, and the quality and content was impressive.  I think we can deduce what was “impressive” was the size of Sam Jones’ big black cock! Hirsch also detailed how the tape has kinky BDSM action including whips and chains, but wouldn’t spill details if Karissa was the Dominatrix or the submissive slut!

Karissa Shannon - Sam Jones II - Interracial Sex Tape

There is some confusion about the interracial sex tape itself, as Karissa claims it was stolen, but this is the usual story about how sex tapes end up on Steve Hirsch’s desk.   Jones’ response sounded rehearsed (well, he is an actor) and is stating that the couple’s legal team is on the case of the stolen sex tape.  This usually means the legal team is negotiating with Vivid over money, while the black stud and blonde Playmate pretend they are fighting its release!

Kim Kardashian Cuckolds Whiteboys!

A few of my blog readers have put in a special, but unrealistic request, that they would like my blog to focus on two Femdom hotties, besides myself of course! Namely, Kim Kardashian and the Russian Spygirl. No, this special request did not originate from my UK cuckold peewee. peewee would vote for me writing about the latest interracial sex Goddess, Cuckoldress, WAG, UK glamour girl or whatever my heart desires! So I challenged these two readers who were the most obsessed about me writing solely about Kim Kardashian and the Russian Spygirl to do the work themselves and write blog posts for me on their favorite Femdom.

First up, Kim Kardashian:

Kim Kardashian has shown us that she will do anything for publicity. Her sex tape is still the best selling online sex tape and also the nastiest. The only reason to release such a nasty interracial sex tape would be to do what Paris Hilton did and bump up her public profile. Although I doubt Kim Kardashian would answer her cell phone like Paris Hilton did, in the middle of sex. No, maybe she would! To cuckold who she’s with!

Well in this interracial sex tape, Kim Kardashian wouldn’t have had time to answer a cell phone call. Kim did a well hung black rapper named Ray J, whose career didn’t take on the same velocity as hers since the sex tape was released. Kim Kardashian did nasty anal sex in the video with Ray J’s big black cock and a taboo sex act that I won’t mention. I’m sure most of your readers have seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape or have viewed edited clips from it.

Kim Kardashian is a Femdom Size Queen who clearly craves big black cock as she has been with her black ex-husband, Damon Thomas, followed by Ray J, then Reggie Bush, now Miles Austin, black football player from the Dallas Cowboys. She cuckolds all the white boys who lust for her by wearing the sluttiest and skimpiest outfits possible, but only dating superior black men with big black cocks, or rich, high-profile black athletes. I read that she even cuckolded Reggie Bush when she was with him which was one of the reasons he broke off their relationship. She is, to use your label, an Interracial Sex Goddess! And she is a powerful Femdom cuckoldress who will not hesitate to pull a reverse play, as in reverse cuckolding, on one of the most well-known black running backs in football.

I found a picture of her at the beach with Miles Austin. Ten years ago I would have said her ass was fat, but now for some reason I get into girls with big asses like hers and Coco Austin, no relation to Miles, she is the wife of Ice-T, the rapper and actor.

Kim Kardashian - Bikini Photo - Cuckoldress - Miles Austin

Interracial Size Queens Rule!

Eliza Dushku, who I’ve posted about over the past year on my other blog, has asserted her lust for big black cock and interracial sex as she is dating former LA Lakers baller, Rick Fox. Even though in this photo, Eliza is dressed like she walked off the set of Dollhouse, literally, in a doll dress, she is a Femdom, and now we have big black cock Size Queen evidence as well!

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox

Next up…peewee, my cuckold consultant from the UK, reports that “Manchester City’s new black superstud premiership footballer, Mario Balotelli, has arrived in the UK flaunting his totally posh WAG. Packing up and moving from Milan, he obviously didn’t forget to pack his perfect Miss Italy finalist WAG, Melissa Castagnoli!” Melissa is perfection, a Size Queen who hit the golddigger lottery as her big black black stud boyfriend landed a hefty 22.5 million pound ($35 million) contract.

Mario Balotelli and Miss Italy Finalist Wag Melissa Castagnoli

peewee adds…”In general, the new footy season is only a week old and already the sports cuckolding has begun. English whiteboy sports cuckolds are bombarded with fresh interracial sex news and tantalizing pictures of England’s and Europe’s most beautiful white girls with these rich, superior black Alpha males. And believe me, we cuckolds lap it up!”

Back to the US of A… The States have been graced with famous footballer, Thierry Henry, the latest superstar import contracted to play in the US to invigorate interest in American soccer. Though, my footy advisor peewee advises that “Henry is – correction: WAS – a brilliant player, no doubt about that. But his best days are 2 or 3 years behind him. In time, the US teams need to be buying world class players in their mid-late 20’s, coming into their prime, if they are to truly build a league that rivals the European competitions.” No doubt his gorgeous white WAG, Andrea Rajocic, stunning blonde Size Queen, has imported her lust for big black cock and superior interracial sex.

Thierry Henry, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker

But we also can’t overlook the best interracial sex cuckolding photo I’ve ever seen, Eva Longoria with her hot black hubby, basketballer Tony Parker, along side Thierry Henry and his gorgeous WAG. Now how many white boys in this photo are being cuckolded by Eva’s hotness? I count at least seven whiteboys getting a dose of small penis humiliation, who realize that they would have no chance with Eva Longoria regardless of the amount of money they have. Eva is a Size Queen and wouldn’t pay any attention to a puny white dick. But she obviously enjoyed the small penis humiliation, giving the whiteboys a view of what they could never have, cuckolding them with her hot ass from the front row. (And I can’t deny that I’m jealous that Eva has such a hot BBC hubby, but even more jealous of her color-blinding blue shoes! Call it: Shoe envy!)

Eva Longoria Cuckolds the Whiteboys

Cristiano Ronaldo – Sex, Lies and Skype Dates

Jasmine Lennard - Small Penis Humiliation - Cristiano Ronaldo

British model and LA party girl Jasmine Lennard has given us a glimpse of well, not only did she give us a glimpse of Cristiano’s little crissie, but also a glimpse into his sex, lies and Skype dates. Jasmine met Crissie at a celebrities only club in LA and claimed he pursued her relentlessly. Ironically, she wasn’t interested in hooking up with him due to his tight outfit (shorts and shirt) and because the color of his ensemble was sissy pink! She also claimed she didn’t want to be in his harem of who he called “sexy time” women he continually texted and scheduled time slots to do Skype cam sex shows with him. As for lies, she detailed that Crissie can speak and understand English when it’s convenient, but when it’s not, he pretends he can’t.

But Crissie kept in pursuit of Jasmine. Perhaps the most famous soccer player in the world can’t take rejection? And Jasmine eventually caved in. Though it appears she has now cashed in with her tell-all story to well-known British tabloid, The Mirror.

Jasmine picked up Crissie from his LA hotel in the nude, yes, nude in her Lamborghini Murcielago. Modeling must be paying off, rather, paying off the Lambo. But now let’s get to the sex! Jasmine complained she didn’t want to feel like “more of a man than the man I’m in bed with.” Then why did she sex up Crissie a.k.a prissy in pink? She went on to confess while she wasn’t attracted to him, she enjoyed that Crissie was so “taken” by her, that it was a “power trip”. When she caught her first glimpse of full frontal Crissie, what she saw was shocking. She explained most women appreciate men with sizable endowment, but what Crissie sported was RIDICULOUS. (Yes, caps lock was on.) At that point all Jasmine wanted to do was get it over with. But as it turned out, Crissie’s pre-dick-ament wasn’t just lack of size. Jasmine concluded, “I wondered how long it would take. Not long was the answer…”

I think Jasmine is not only playing the “fuck and tell” game for cash, but also popping in some clever small penis humiliation!