One of the slowest “news weeks” of the year is the week between Christmas and New Year’s. This is a classic week to release bad news, economic statistics the government wants to sweep under the rug or any other news the holidays can overshadow. And so it came as no surprise this turned out to the be week the NFL commish released the news that Brett Favre would be fined only $50K for the small penis photos sexting scandal. Ironically, Favre was fined $50K because he didn’t cooperate with the investigation, not because the NFL determined that he had actually sexted Jenn Sterger his small penis humiliation pics. While Brett has been officially fined for his lack of cooperation, is the NFL really going to enforce that he pays? And if he has to pay up? To put it into financial perspective, for Favre to ante up $50K is like a mere human paying an $150 fine if they make $50K per year.

The NFL claimed they couldn’t find enough forensic evidence to levy a stiffer (pun, oh my!) fine or find that he violated league rules of conduct. The NFL protects their own. So I’m not sure why Jenn Sterger and her attorney acted surprised at the outcome. Still, they have more cards to play. They can pursue the NFL and the Jets for sexual harassment or begin to leak more small penis humiliation photos, racy text messages, etc., which Brett Favre might be happy to pay to make them all go away.

The small penis humiliation jokes have proliferated since Brett’s small penis pics first surfaced on Deadpsin. That he was fined $10K per inch is one current joke making the Twitter rounds. The small penis humiliation sexting scandal in itself will mar the final days of one of the most esteemed players in the gladiatorial game of American football. Brett was almost untouchable, almost god-like, but now, he has taken a shameful fall from grace as he makes his exit from the coliseum.

Give credit to Jenn Sterger for outplaying Brett Favre. When the Brett Favre penis-gate scandal first imploded, she played neutral, then played victim, then played ready to cooperate 100% and turn over the Brett Favre “material” to the NFL. She has been playing it, like a long drawn-out poker game, of course, propped by expert advice from her attorney. But now she’s ready to push all in, and take everything she has “public”.

Most followers of the Favre small penis-gate story have assumed Jenn saved everything she had on Brett as an investment portfolio knowing she could eventually cash it in. Knowing this might actually be his final season, was this the final season for her to cash in and seek her payday? The irony is, while she held onto the texts, Brett’s small penis selfpics and voicemails, she didn’t sell out according to her rep when Brett’s agent inquired “if there was a specific figure….to make this go away”. But it isn’t just against Favre for which action could be taken by Sterger, as she could also choose to file sexual harassment charges against her former employer, the New York Jets and the NFL.

But one thing we do know is most sportswriters and fans agree Brett Favre should have retired years ago, but he couldn’t let go of the game. Why? Is suiting up for the game and being out on the field in front of thousands in stadium and millions in front of wide-screen tv’s, too irresistible of an ego-driven compulsion? Does dwindling fame trump pain? Instead of going out in glory, Brett now goes out in small penis humiliation sex scandal shame. Most likely this sex scandal would not have reared its ugly head, let alone reared the ugly pinhead of Brett Favre’s small penis all over the internet for everyone to gawk at, if he had retired every time he said he was “going to retire” for good.

So now, in the next few weeks, we will see if the Brett Favre small penis-gate quietly disappears from the media, and Jenn gets her hush and “hit delete” money. Or if the NFL takes action or if Jenn’s legal team takes adversarial action instead.

What I still can’t figure out is, why, if a beautiful girl is spurning a man’s desperate horny advances, not responding to his texts or returning his phone calls, he thinks that sending his pathetic small penis pictures will change her mind about meeting him or sexing him up!?!? Men truly do think with their wrong heads!

Update: A former baller, Charles Barkley, was spouting off on the radio about sporty stuff this past week and when the convo turned to Brett Favre, Barkley had this gem to share with the radio station listeners: “My biggest problem with the whole Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge.” Small Penis Humiliation Shame! And peewee has an interesting comment to share (click on the red comment icon) about men with small penises, in general, humiliating themselves!

Brett Favre never denied that he hadn’t sent the voicemails, texts or pictures of his small penis to Jenn Sterger. And the possibly faux injury last week might have been a buffer to give him and his team (meaning his legal and PR team) time to prepare a statement for the press. But he didn’t admit the full truth at his recent press conference where he confessed that he left the naughty messages on Jenn’s voicemail.

What about the small penis humiliation photos? The only problem with his admission about leaving the messages is: the voicemails, texts and photos originated from the same source, duh, so now the world knows, he is trying to pull a quarterback sneak and wiggle his way out of the guilt of sexting his tiny cock photos to the former Jets Game Day Girl.

Now the irony here is, that if he had a massive stud cock, wouldn’t everyone be ooohing and aaahing over the size of his big penis? Instead, everyone knows that he not only has a stumpy little dick topped off with a pinhead, but also he likes to wing his wang around via his Blackberry.

I don’t like to post small penis pictures on my blog unless a little dick loser pays me to publicly shame him for having a micro-weenis. You can find Brett Favre’s small penis humiliation photos over at Deadspin.com, if you want to suffer the sheer torture of looking at them. But the messages are truly wimpy! Here’s one for just a taste:

“Just got done with practice, got meetings here for a couple more hours, then I’m going back to the hotel to just chill,” he said. “So send me a text. So I’ll be in the building for a couple of hours . . . Send me a text. I’d love to see you tonight.”

Now Jenn was infamous down here in Florida as the FSU cowgirl in the stands with the big fake tits who went on to pose for Maxim and Playboy. She turned the big fake tits and her notoriety into a sports career as “tits with a microphone”, although ironically she had her implants removed and is now back to her natural cup size, but obviously using push-up bra technology to show off her cleavage.

And Brett? Who knows if this will finally be his (ahem) last year and he will fade into retirement. Some guys just don’t know when to bow out, on top and with grace. It’s doubtful this small penis humiliation photos scandal would have even hit the media if he was no longer on the playing field.

Coda: One of my small penis humiliation slaves emailed me that if Brett had a large penis and had sent Jenn photos of his large cock that maybe he would have admitted yes, I did send those dick pics! But he is so ashamed of his tiny prick, that he denies sending the cell phone pics with evidence of his small penis humiliation.