Interracial Jungle Fever in the UK
an update from UK blog correspondent peewee….
Just a quick update on UK Jungle Fever! You and your Saras Playroom blog readers may recall that busty American Playboy bunny Kayla Collins had been introduced to this year’s UK I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here in the real jungle. The Jayne Mansfield look-a-like was the token blonde hottie and very popular with the black stud contestants, Linford Christie and Aggro. But she never took the sexy flirting and interracial innuendo to the next level on the show. Shame, because many whiteboys over here were so into her as an Interracial Size Queen and masturbation fantasy girl. It was obvious they had been shaken by the small penis cuckolding she was delivering by openly teasing and flirting with the two hung black studs.
Well, it would seem Kayla was merely repressing her black on blonde jungle fever lust whilst stuck in the jungle… or she picked up real jungle fever there! Kayla has wasted no time in bagging herself one of the UK’s top footy players and celebs – none other than black stud Ashley Cole!
I’ve got to say Ashley Cole is the numero uno cuckolder and blacker in the UK now. He seems to attract the hottest white girls around and always at the time when their media star is shining most brightly. He makes small penis whiteboys in the UK feel so inadequate with his interracial sex relationships! Real men with big cocks, like Ashley, cuckold wimps and put them in their rightful cucky boy place. I sincerely hope that ALL the prettiest girls over here, and in the US too, continue to cuckhold and go for black cock only. They deserve it.
Small Penis Humiliation Shame
Give credit to Jenn Sterger for outplaying Brett Favre. When the Brett Favre penis-gate scandal first imploded, she played neutral, then played victim, then played ready to cooperate 100% and turn over the Brett Favre “material” to the NFL. She has been playing it, like a long drawn-out poker game, of course, propped by expert advice from her attorney. But now she’s ready to push all in, and take everything she has “public”.
Most followers of the Favre small penis-gate story have assumed Jenn saved everything she had on Brett as an investment portfolio knowing she could eventually cash it in. Knowing this might actually be his final season, was this the final season for her to cash in and seek her payday? The irony is, while she held onto the texts, Brett’s small penis selfpics and voicemails, she didn’t sell out according to her rep when Brett’s agent inquired “if there was a specific figure….to make this go away”. But it isn’t just against Favre for which action could be taken by Sterger, as she could also choose to file sexual harassment charges against her former employer, the New York Jets and the NFL.
But one thing we do know is most sportswriters and fans agree Brett Favre should have retired years ago, but he couldn’t let go of the game. Why? Is suiting up for the game and being out on the field in front of thousands in stadium and millions in front of wide-screen tv’s, too irresistible of an ego-driven compulsion? Does dwindling fame trump pain? Instead of going out in glory, Brett now goes out in small penis humiliation sex scandal shame. Most likely this sex scandal would not have reared its ugly head, let alone reared the ugly pinhead of Brett Favre’s small penis all over the internet for everyone to gawk at, if he had retired every time he said he was “going to retire” for good.
So now, in the next few weeks, we will see if the Brett Favre small penis-gate quietly disappears from the media, and Jenn gets her hush and “hit delete” money. Or if the NFL takes action or if Jenn’s legal team takes adversarial action instead.
What I still can’t figure out is, why, if a beautiful girl is spurning a man’s desperate horny advances, not responding to his texts or returning his phone calls, he thinks that sending his pathetic small penis pictures will change her mind about meeting him or sexing him up!?!? Men truly do think with their wrong heads!
Update: A former baller, Charles Barkley, was spouting off on the radio about sporty stuff this past week and when the convo turned to Brett Favre, Barkley had this gem to share with the radio station listeners: “My biggest problem with the whole Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge.” Small Penis Humiliation Shame! And peewee has an interesting comment to share (click on the red comment icon) about men with small penises, in general, humiliating themselves!
Small Penis Humiliation in the Men’s Room
Girls should never leave home without Sharpie markers in their purse, it’s just as important as their cell phones or lip gloss! In this case, a friend forwarded me this hilarious small penis humiliation photo. I’m sure some mean girls snuck into the men’s room at a popular hot spot with total small penis humiliation intentions and decorated this porcelain fixture 
with a humiliating small penis graffiti “tag”. I’m 99.9% sure that the small penis humiliation graffiti applied to most users of the fixture.
Now while we’re on the subject of SPH, the Hotel Sofitel in Queensland, Australia actually commissioned this tiny dick humiliation artwork deco for their men’s room! I heart each of the small penis humiliation POV themes. I think my SPH favorite is the girl with the tape measure although she’s pulling out the tape measure way too far, it should only have to be pulled out a few inches! And the girl with the librarian glasses trying to do a small penis close-up inspection, she needs a magnifying glass more likely. I wonder if the shock of seeing the small penis humiliation girls has caused any small dick losers to become so pee shy that they couldn’t take a piss… or if they got so excited about the realistic POV small penis humiliation that they had to head into a stall and toggle their todger, diddle the fiddle or wank their weenis penis. Is small penis humiliation becoming a mainstream part of our collective cultures in the US and UK?
Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial
More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.
This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.
Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.
Should All British Whiteboys Become Cuckolds?
from peewee, UK blog correspondent…
I think it’s probably true that British men, particularly the white boys, are becoming increasingly confused, undermined and marginalized, sexually speaking. According to a sex survey, we Brits have always been known as poor lovers in 2nd place right after the Germans as far as the wurst (pun intended).
But in recent years, things have become worse. I believe that the two factors that have made the UK white boys increasingly impotent and submissive cuckold losers are: 1) the rise in sexual feminism (evoked by the US influence of tv shows and films such as Sex And The City and Desperate Housewives which are loved by our ladies over here) and 2) the relaxed views on interracial sex, opening up opportunities for our pretty girls to experience real men’s large cocks and satisfying Size Queen sex.
UK white boys know that their girls want skilled, capable, well endowed men – and if we can’t provide that, they’ll tell us, tell all their girlfriends and then they’ll go out and get someone who can!! So we become cuckolds and if our penises our small, everyone soon knows about our small penis humiliation.
So many of our celebrity hotties also fuel the fire, by pretty much being ‘black only’. So the white fellas have begun to associate pretty white girls with high expectations and a predilection for black men, and thus we ourselves seek out beta females, whom black men would be less likely to come after.
For example, today’s news features gorgeous young Brighton blonde, Sophia Egeler.
She is, typically, dating a big black stud, Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna. But she has apparently attracted the attentions from Eva Longoria’s naughty soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Tony Parker.
UK white boys read about girls like Sophia and we see similar girls all around us attracting the attention of real men. And how do we react? We become even weaker, more impotent, cuckolds, and less inclined towards sex, as we know we will be unable to perform to our girls’ expectations and demands. As you say, Sara, we should, in time, concentrate on earning lots of money so as to become the loyal cuckolds to our girls, who will inevitably continue to seek out big black lovers for their satisfaction between the sheets.
Erectile Dysfunction vs. the Economy
It would seem that the financial wreckonomy is shrinking penis size and creating a shagging shortage in Britain, a recent UK sex survey claims. The bad news: Erectile dysfunction is up and male sex drive is down. But, the good news is: Women’s sex drive is up. One can deduce from the survey that women, in times of stress, might instinctively be driven to mate with men of large cock size and sexual prowess. The lack of male sex drive is tied into many factors, including anxiety and depression. Anxiety over finances and depression over the fucked economy can cause erectile dysfunction.
While a little blue pill might assist in the erectile dysfunction and small penis humiliation department, British men apparently are actively seeking women for relationships who do not have high sexual expectations from them, according to Kate Costick, author of “Sex in the Recession”. And if so, this would also conveniently hide their small penis shame and humiliation over not being able to perform regardless of size. Although, it makes a Size Queen like me wonder if men with large cocks are as affected by performance anxiety as those with small to average size todgers (slang for dicks in UK).
A popular UK magazine, the Erotic Review, even conducted a survey that confirmed British women find financial and sexual losers completely unappealing. A sex survey to state the obvious? As if small penis humiliation wouldn’t be enough, performance humiliation and financial demands are now added to the mix as far as what women expect from their sexual partners, and rightfully so! Women deserve men with large cocks and fat wallets! But these elements might be difficult to find in a single partner. Size queens like myself, even though I’m not British obviously, are on the lookout for rich white small dick cuckolds while keeping well hung black studs for hot interracial sex.
The Tiger Woods Sex Tape was Fake? OMGOMG
As if everyone didn’t know that it would be… The dynamic duo of pornstar Devon James and her cuckold husband Nick James were teasing the media with a reported 62 minutes of interracial sex footage of Devon doing it with Tiger. Instead it turned out to be 62 minutes of footage with Devon doing it with a not so realistic Tiger Woods lookalike, a cruiserweight boxer from Philadelphia, Teneal Goyco, pictured on the right in the photo below.
Goyco was interviewed about his part in the porn video and relates how the couple approached him directly about being in an amateur sex video and dangled $1,000 for about an hour of his time. Since his skin was darker than Tiger’s, make-up was applied by the couple to lighten his darker-than-Tiger skin tone for the camera. He relates how he was told by the the hotwife Devon that it was her personal fantasy to have black on blonde sex with Tiger Woods. The hotwife and cuckold gave him Nike gear and a golf outfit to sport before he went naked and fulfilled Devon’s “fantasy”. Her cucky hubby watched and videotaped the event. Teneal didn’t even know hotwife Devon was a porn star or that he was co-starring in an interracial cuckold sex porn video! Hmmm didn’t he sign a release? Vivid Entertainment turned down the interracial sex footage. And now Teneal has a lawyer who is looking for a bigger paycheck on his client’s behalf for his appearance in the black on blonde porn video and claiming that his client was duped by the James.
The Tiger Woods sex tape website is currently taking pre-orders, but the irony is, in the meantime, the James have declared bankruptcy. So who knows if this cuckold interracial sex tape will ever be released.
The cuckold husband is claiming there are currently 150,000 pre-orders at $29.95 each. If 150,000 pre-orders isn’t enough to press some interracial sex DVDs or release some black on blonde video downloads, what is the threshold the porn distro company is requiring before the Tiger sex tape is released? No online teasers have even appeared. Perhaps this was all part of an elaborate scheme by the former Tiger Woods mistress pornstar and her cuckold husband to Pull the Tiger by Its Tail and seek ex girlfriend revenge. And also to see if there would be an ex gf revenge pay-out if Tiger believed there actually was footage of him doing the nasty with the hotwife pornstar with whom he had engaged in interracial sex trysts.
Small Penis Humiliation Rejection
Brett Favre never denied that he hadn’t sent the voicemails, texts or pictures of his small penis to Jenn Sterger. And the possibly faux injury last week might have been a buffer to give him and his team (meaning his legal and PR team) time to prepare a statement for the press. But he didn’t admit the full truth at his recent press conference where he confessed that he left the naughty messages on Jenn’s voicemail.
What about the small penis humiliation photos? The only problem with his admission about leaving the messages is: the voicemails, texts and photos originated from the same source, duh, so now the world knows, he is trying to pull a quarterback sneak and wiggle his way out of the guilt of sexting his tiny cock photos to the former Jets Game Day Girl.
Now the irony here is, that if he had a massive stud cock, wouldn’t everyone be ooohing and aaahing over the size of his big penis? Instead, everyone knows that he not only has a stumpy little dick topped off with a pinhead, but also he likes to wing his wang around via his Blackberry.
I don’t like to post small penis pictures on my blog unless a little dick loser pays me to publicly shame him for having a micro-weenis. You can find Brett Favre’s small penis humiliation photos over at Deadspin.com, if you want to suffer the sheer torture of looking at them. But the messages are truly wimpy! Here’s one for just a taste:
“Just got done with practice, got meetings here for a couple more hours, then I’m going back to the hotel to just chill,” he said. “So send me a text. So I’ll be in the building for a couple of hours . . . Send me a text. I’d love to see you tonight.”
Now Jenn was infamous down here in Florida as the FSU cowgirl in the stands with the big fake tits who went on to pose for Maxim and Playboy. She turned the big fake tits and her notoriety into a sports career as “tits with a microphone”, although ironically she had her implants removed and is now back to her natural cup size, but obviously using push-up bra technology to show off her cleavage.
And Brett? Who knows if this will finally be his (ahem) last year and he will fade into retirement. Some guys just don’t know when to bow out, on top and with grace. It’s doubtful this small penis humiliation photos scandal would have even hit the media if he was no longer on the playing field.
Coda: One of my small penis humiliation slaves emailed me that if Brett had a large penis and had sent Jenn photos of his large cock that maybe he would have admitted yes, I did send those dick pics! But he is so ashamed of his tiny prick, that he denies sending the cell phone pics with evidence of his small penis humiliation.
The Tiny Cock Humiliation Situation!
I must reveal that I have never watched Jersey Shore for fear of being infected thru my tv screen by orange spray-on tan-sicles and guido-sis. Curable afflictions, but best to avoid. However, it could not be avoided when the Jersey Shore closed the distance from tv screen to invading my space, no not Myspace, but my space. The Jersey Shore cast threw Miami Beach into a frenzy when “they” were taping down here. It seemed like everyone wanted to know where “they” were, as in what clubs “they” were partying at, and wondered aloud what “they” might be doing hour by hour. Let me add that the Jersey Shore frenzy in Miami Beach was not entirely a bad thing, since any cash infusion into the wreck-onomy down here was like setting an IV line on fast drip.
One nite when my BFFs and I were out, the convo turned to the Jersey Shore. Specifically who we thought had the biggest cock of the dudes on the show, who was the biggest dick on the show and if anyone had spotted any cast members. Taylor had seen the oompa loompas known as JWoww and Snooki. She said Snooki was so tiny, really petite. Then again, everyone looks larger than life on the tv screen. Not one of us had seen any of the dudes on the show. Back to Jersey Shore dudes penis sizes or lack thereof.
Comments:
Nicole: The Situation –> All Abs, No Action!
Ember: The Situation –> But he’s cuuuute!
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d be seen with him!
Nicole: The Situation –> But would you fuck him?
Taylor: The Situation –> I’d like to fuck someone famous to try it out.
Nicole: Taylor –> Starfucker!
Sara: Vinny –> Supposedly has the biggest penis.
Nicole: Vinny –> Snooki said it was like trying to fit a watermelon into a pinhole!
Taylor: Vinny –> Are you fucking kidding me?
So one Jersey Shore dude is blessed with a huge watermelon size peen. Snooki also joked Vinny was going to have his huge cock molded and made into a signature dildo to sell. What is the saying: must strike while the 9 iron is hot! Another Jersey Shore guido has to bear the brunt of small penis humiliation…
And in full force online, as Melody Eckerson, a bleach blonde Barbie-esque clone “wannabe” Miami club promoter, sold her soul to the tabloid devil, Star Magazine. Talk about SPH, Melody revealed that The Situation does not have much of a Situation in his manderwear. Neither size, nor staying power. Melody the Starfucker confessed that her experience with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino “couldn’t even be called a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” When queried about his penis size, she responded she was thinking of her pinkie finger! LMAO. Now that’s some brutal small penis humiliation!
If The Situation drove a red Bentley, he’d be on my other site Red Car? Small Penis!, but he showed some automotive “new money” snobbery, as he just bought a black Bentley. Perhaps Bentleys don’t come in small penis humiliation red? Reports are that he is tricking out his ride. Is pimping out one’s spendy whip compensation or consolation for having a tiny cock?
Small Penis Humiliation Fucklist
Part of me, the slut in me, wishes I had done such a comprehensive Fuck List when I was in college, but there is no way in small dick hell, for the sake of research, I would have fucked or sucked small penises. Karen Owen, now infamous Duke University student sex researcher, and her PowerPoint Fuck List presentation, are creating a stir in every nook and cranny of online forums, blogs, tabloids and social networking sites. While some college students would have dismissed Karen Owen as a “Jersey Chaser”, a slut who specializes in fucking college jocks, Karen overrides jersey chasing by detailing the mating ritual of douchebag jocks. In this photo, Karen shows us what she’s working with.
On her Duke F-List, Karen tells us what her fucks and sucks are working with, and most of them, no surprise, have small dicks, are quick-cummers or deadfucks. And the Duke douchebags just seem to have used the Duke Fuck List slut as a live sex doll to selfishly self-pleasure their small penis. Now their small penis humiliation will live on in cyber perpetuity. I’ve heard some have tried to get their images and personal details removed from the small penis humiliation and sexual performance embarrassment of the Duke Fuck List. So far, efforts have failed and the Duke douches will just have to deal with the stigma of being known as one of the guys on the Duke Fuck List, being humiliated for having a small penis, or not being able to last more than 5 minutes.
My favorite Fuck List jock douche is #16. #16 was a Duke University baseball player who was recruited by the Boston Red Sox. While Karen had her slut tentacles out to fuck this cute jock (I admit he’s cute) while he was still on campus, she nails him on a return to Duke.
She, like me, did find him cute, with a great body (I admit he does have a great bod), but then she recounts he lacked penis size and the whole time he was banging her, he wanted her to scream out how much she loved big black cocks and how she had fucked big black cocks. Yes, he wanted her to cuckhold him while fucking his small dick. Even though she confesses on her Fuck List that she hadn’t done a big black cock, to play along with the baseball jock’s overcompensation for having a small penis and homoerotic lust for big black cock, she complies by verbally cuckolding him.
If it were me, the moment I spied his little penis, and he revealed his lust for girls who fuck big black cocks, it would have been time for cuckold small penis humiliation and big black cock worship. I would have whipped out my big black strap-on cock and cuckolded him. I would have informed the cuck that his little penis wasn’t worthy of my pussy and that deep throating a big black cock was his small dick humiliation cocksucking cuckold destiny.
Blondes for Blacks
This past week, not only was the Karissa Shannon Superstar interracial sex video released by Vivid Entertainment, but also, paparazzi caught intimate interracial pictures of rapper 50 Cent with surprise, Chelsea Handler, at the Blue Nile, a New Orleans jazz club. For those of you who need to buy a clue, Chelsea is an outspoken raunchy comedienne and late night talk show host. Should we feign shock and surprise that Chelsea likes big black cock?
The answer is: No! There was a video interview Chelsea did with Kendra Wilkinson, star of what I call the ex-girlfriend small penis humiliation sex tape released before she started indulging her lust for big black bulls. In the video clip, blondes Chelsea and Kendra talk about big black cocks. peewee, my UK blog reporter, comments: Well, now it would seem that Chelsea wasn’t being ironic or playful with Kendra’s lust for big black men. No, in fact she was being serious and actually appears to share Kendra’s passion.
After the interracial black and blonde photos appeared on every gossip and entertainment blog and tabloid website from here to Timbuktu, Chelsea denied via Twitter that she and well hung-black rapper 50 Cent were getting busy and what they were really doing in NOLA was discussing business. My guess is the business being discussed was 50 Cent’s purported 12 inch monster black dong and whether Chelsea could “handle” it . Sorry, couldn’t resist the bad pun.
Chelsea shouldn’t deny if she’s having hot interracial sex with 50 Cent. If she’s banging 12 inches, she should be bragging, not brushing it under the shag rug (couldn’t resist yet another bad pun especially for you Brits) with a dismissive tweet. In any case, I would like to nominate Chelsea to the throng of American Interracial Sex Goddesses and throne of Size Queens:
to name a few I have blogged about. Of course, peewee and I will be keeping a look-out for any other reportage or photos of Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent interracial sex liaisons.
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7. Where he used to work and where he works now, but more importantly who he really wants to work for in NYC (oops)
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