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50 Shades of Gay

Gaywayne, one of my guest blog writers feels that gay guys should have their own gay romance novel series a la 50 Shades of Grey. The concept? 50 Shades of Gay. Fags need their own romantic and bdsm fantasies fulfilled. In the publishing industry, it’s now known as Dick Lit instead of Chick Lit.

Dick Lit versus Chick Lit

So, Gaywayne has been playing around with an opening to his interracial gay ass novella:

“While Roger was brewing coffee in the kitchen wearing only his long t-shirt that barely covered his ass cheeks, he saw Anthony walking out of the bathroom with nothing but a little towel wrapped around his waist. Then Roger noticed real tears running down Anthony’s face, not just that Anthony hadn’t totally toweled off from his shower. Roger walked out of the kitchen into the hallway to stop his friend, who he’d known since college, by grapping his wrists and gently asked, “Hey, do you want to tell me the real reason you chose to slept on my couch last night instead of sleeping with your girlfriend at your apartment?”

Anthony broke down even more and sadly confessed that his girl dumped him for another man. A big black man that is. Not only did he do that, but also he told Roger how the black man put his arm around his ex-girlfriend and said, “Hey whiteboy, how does it feel having all your women taken away from you?” Anthony said, “Very small sir.” But he meant he felt very “small”, not that his endowment was small. The black dude Jherome said, “Show me how small whiteboy. Go down on your knees and pull it out.” Anthony told Roger he was drunk and in addition to being drunk, felt so devastated that his girlfriend was over him and he hadn’t seen it coming, he knelt down and revealed his dick and it was very small in comparison to Jherome’s stud cock. Then he said his girlfriend and her new boyfriend told him he needed to leave or else they were just going to start having sex right in front of him and essentially cuckold him. He said he got up, feeling stupid, and left.

Roger put his arms around his long-time friend and looked deep into his blue eyes and said sweetly, “Anthony, don’t you think it’s about to explore a new alternative?” Anthony truly needed this emotional support that Roger was giving him, but asked his friend what exactly did he mean. Roger said, “I think you really need to try something new. It’s that simple.” Roger kissed his friend’s lips. Anthony immediately melted with blushing confusion. Roger continued, “Now Anthony doesn’t that take some of the pain away?” Anthony, unsure, but surprisingly moved, said, “A little, I guess?” “A little?” Anthony then felt Roger’s strong hand cupping his ass and this time gave Anthony a much deeper and wetter kiss. Anthony felt his blood rushing with huge passion. He was finally getting the attention he deeply and psychologicaly needed and wanted. The two men embraced and moaned as they felt their excited cocks press against each other.

Anthony realized in that moment that instead of feeling the shame of small penis humiliation interracial BBC girlfriend revenge, that it was pointless to dwell on it or even think about her anymore. He knew he had to give in to Roger and this new passion he had never felt or even thought of before. And Roger knew he had to make his move now…”

by Gaywayne, edited by Sara

Miley Cyrus Loves Big Black Cock

Miley Cyrus loves black cock and now there is a revealing pic to prove it. Miley has never been seen interracial sex dating, but these pics prove that the pop singer lusts for big black cock. While she make look innocent, apparently, she’s quite nasty and would take her tongue and apply it to all the right places that a BBC stud would want her to. It will probably only be a matter of time before her fantasy lust becomes reality and she hooks up with big black cock. Perhaps she will go on to become an interracial sex Goddess as well known for her lust for big black cocks as Kim Kardashian is. From the photo it appears that Miley Cyrus is a Size Queen who would, at the very least, get turned on by big cock and big balls.

Miley Cyrus Loves Black Cock

Plus there is interracial cuckolding in this scene… Check it. It’s her white boyfriend’s small penis humiliation birthday cake decorated with a big black cock and balls that Miley licked in front of everyone at the party. So she essentially cuckolded her white boyfriend in front of all his friends by worshipping the big black cock on the cuckold humiliation and small penis humiliation birthday cake. Or could this be a little girlfriend revenge as it was also rumored that she had been sleeping with her boyfriend’s older brother!

Katy Perry Loves Black Cock

Everyone saw Russell Brand pictured protesting naked and exposing his TINY white boi willy…Stare if you dare at the horror of a white boi unabashedly displaying his humiliating lack of manhood. Shocking Small Penis Humiliation! It’s hard to believe Katy Perry does the sexy with…

Russell Brand Small Penis

So it was surprising that Katy Perry – known for dating black studs such as Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes – married dickless Rusty last year. Many suspected the Perry – Brand marriage was just a marriage of convenience, to benefit their respective careers. Although Katy’s career would be probably just as explosive sans Brand. Brand’s career is probably getting the bigger boost from being married to the sexy celebrity pop star. Rumors have buzzed about their supposed arrangement. So…for Katy this would mean she could continue getting all the big black cock interracial sex she wanted just as Russ could have his staple diet of desperado UK tarts and American starfuckers to satisfy his sleazy sex addiction. Well, it looks like those cynics might have been right. Lately, Katy has been pictured getting mighty close with one of her backing dancers. Of course, she chose to get mighty close to this BIG BLACK backing dancer in a hot interracial sex taking it from behind pose. Watch and weep, cucky boy Brand!

Katy Perry Loves Black Cock

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian – Sisters and Size Queens

Kardashian Sisters Size Queens

Recently, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian did a Sirius satellite radio interview for XOJane, a popular celebrity radio talk show. The Kardashian sisters spilled details on their boyfriend’s or husbands’ cock sizes and it turns out, all of the Kardashians are now confirmed Size Queens. There had been some doubt about whether Kourtney Kardashian was a Size Queen since her boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, did not look like he was packing anything in his pants, neither dick size nor wallet size. In fact, in previous years on the Kardashian reality tv show, Kim and Khloe repeatedly voiced their negativity over Scott being involved with their older sister. Kourtney may be the shorty of the Kardashian sisters, but she revealed in the interview that her boyfriend’s penis is the size of an elephant’s trunk! Hard to believe! While Kourtney may not be an interracial Size Queen like her sisters, she’s still a Size Queen. The Size Queen gene usually runs in the family, so the likely source of the Size Queen gene is their mom, Kris Jenner. From the interview, it would seem that pro baller Lamar Odom is packing the biggest cock size. Scott feels whiteboy small penis humiliation despite being well hung and tries to compete with Lamar’s big black cock. This BBC vs BWC phenomenon is not unusual. Even a well hung white man will feel small penis humiliation knowing his large white penis is inferior to a big black cock. Kim, who only went for big black cock prior to bi-racial basketball star Kris Humphries, won’t reveal if Kris is well endowed, but a Size Queen never downsizes. Here is an excerpt from the interview:

Interviewer: Is Kris [Humphries] well endowed?

Kourtney: I would think he is.

Kim: I don’t really like questions like that.

Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents.

Kim: Honestly…he has to start wearing some tighty-whities.

Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.

Kim: So inappropriate.

Kourtney: It’s like an elephant’s trunk.

Kim: You guys!

Khloe: He kept going, “I’m trying to compete with Lamar” and I was like “Oh, stop it…”

Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, “The Meatpacking District isn’t the only thing packing meat!” Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.

Kim: What?! Like, that’s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.

Black Cock Humiliation – Hall Pass Scene

In the movie Hall Pass, Owen Wilson and his best friend are given a “Hall Pass” by their wives, meaning they can do something wild or hook up for sex without repercussion from the wifeys, for this one time, one Hall Pass only. Hall Pass is a slang term for carte blanche consent by the wives. The term comes from a school “hall pass” which is given to a student who can then freely roam hallways without restriction around a school building.

But of course, the Hall Pass sex doesn’t go as the horny married guys plan. Their best laid plans (pun intended) go awry. For Owen Wilson, it nearly becomes gay interracial sex! At one point Owen Wilson is bitched by a big black cock while lying on the floor of a spa area where he passed out in the jacuzzi. A well hung black mean (meaning hung without an erection) is crouched near Owen’s startled face trying to revive him. The well hung black stud has at least an eight inch flaccid dong. You can read the humiliation and intimidation on Owen’s face, he didn’t have to do much acting in that scene! I’m sure his reaction shots to the big black cock were quite real.

Note: Youtube’s censors took down the video clip, but if it resurfaces, I’ll post it again!

And I’m sure you’ve heard of the term, “Curse of the Irish”. It means that Irish men have been cursed with small dicks. In fact, they’re rumored to have the smallest white boy dicks in the world. Unless of course, they’re Black Irish, which is another blog post coming up. So to escape the black cock humiliation, Owen Wilson begs for the Irish guy to take the black guy’s place. Then you see the Irish guy with what looks like a mushroom cap peenie in the camera shot near Owen Wilson. Small penis humiliation! And more proof for hot girls that black cock is superior while small white dicks are to be laughed at.

Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid

I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:

The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.

Cristiano Ronaldo Taking a Dive

So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.

UK Update: Ushered Out!

First up, Interracial Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation Assignment for peewee, my UK blog correspondent and whiteboy cuckold. Peewee’s humiliating assignment? He must wear an Usher Abs t-shirt (as seen below) in front of white girl hotties to see if they have any snappy and snide comments to offer up about whether peewee can deliver on Usher’s rumored SSBBC* size. Because the Usher t-shirt is being shipped across the pond from the US to the UK, peewee has a few weeks reprieve before he must perform his interracial cuckold humiliation assignment! Then we’ll see if peewee is “ushered out” and cuckolded with *SPH! *SSBBC = Supersized Big Black Cock *SPH = Small Penis Humiliation

Cuckolded by Usher

Big news in the UK today, Cricket Player comes out as gay. Why is this news? Wouldn’t it be more shocking news if “Cricket player comes out as straight?” Nevertheless, cricketeer Stephen Davies truly does have some balls for coming out. He took a big career risk for revealing his sexual orientation instead of staying safely closeted. Think of it as the US equivalent of a pro baseball player admitting he’s gay. Somehow I don’t ever see a baseball player coming out, emphasis on ever. Despite the innate homoeroticism in sports, football, baseball and basketball players are supposed to be straight manly jocks, not into cocks.

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HBO going BBC?

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter…

I couldn’t agree more that the themes of BBC interracial lust and cuckolding are being swiftly introduced through our tv sets into the mainstream psyche. One can only hope these sexual themes will become the norm and not just used for cheap thrills, sleazy humor or derision. On HBO, other high caliber examples I have noticed over the past few years have included cuckolding and interracial themes on The Sopranos, In Treatment and The Wire. I think the examples on these shows represent some of the dark fears (no pun intended) and actual observations that people have about interracial and cuckold relationships happening in their lives or workplaces:

The Sopranos – In one episode, Tony postulates, poses and then panics about his precious daughter, Meadow, going black with her biracial boyfriend in his very own house.

In Treatment – in which the psychiatrist, played by Gabriel Byrne, watches his gorgeous young redhead patient jump off his therapy chair and run giddily into the arms of her waiting big black lover – with a very steamy set-up scene showing the lusty redhead indulging her black stud.

The Wire – in which the whiteboy cop, McNulty, has to deal with his attractive fuck buddy taking on his stacked, black Lieutenent knowing that he most likely can’t “measure” up. Small penis humiliation as well as cuckolding!

I’m sure my blog has highlighted only a portion of the shows where interracial BBC action, small penis humiliation and cuckolding have been featured. And right now, all I can say is: more! Sara

Cuckoldresses on the Hunt!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent…

You’re quite right Empress Sara. I am seeing so many more black & white, and zebra-patterned outfits on the girls over here. And it’s almost always the ultra hotties who are on the hunt for black men. And it’s true – white boys do now step aside for them. We KNOW it’s not us they’re after and even talking to them seems futile.

In fact, I’ve noticed a real increase in the assertive manner in which the hotties are prepared to brush off whiteboys and an almost aggressive need to express their preference for black men. Whiteboys know we are undersized and already feel the small penis humiliation and inferiority. And yes – I am very much aware whiteboys like me are no comparison whatsoever to the amazing black studs you Interracial Sex Goddesses admire so much. It can sometimes be very hard for whiteboys to accept we are inadequate and inferior, especially when we yearn to attract beautiful girls.

Truthfully, do you think these beautiful Cuckoldress Size Queens, like Sophie Reade, might be overdoing it just a tad? It seems really cruel the way they flaunt such amazing bodies and yet revel in reserving them for huge black guys. But maybe we do deserve ALL that we whiteboys are getting nowadays, given that we can never be real men. Maybe we deserve small penis humiliation. What say you Empress? peewee

from Sara: No I don’t think Sophie Reade and other Cuckoldress Size Queens are overdoing it. We know what we need, what we crave, and it isn’t a little whiteboy’s winkie. Women are becoming more sexually assertive, and this has built-in small penis humiliation, because women are rejecting wee-dicked whiteboys in favor of well-hung black studs. If the black studs are also superstar athletes or rappers and have a lot of $$$ or £££ then it’s even more humiliating to the whiteboys who never stood a chance any way. But as much as it’s humiliating, I’m sure it’s also a thrill to see Cuckoldresses in action, hunting their well-hung quarry.

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Sophie Reade – Cuckoldress Queen or Cuckquean ?

the interracial cuckolding never ends! from peewee, UK blog correspondent…

Poor Melissa Castagnoli, the former Italian beauty queen moved to the UK to be with her footy player black stud beau, Mario Balotelli, the newest striker for Manchester City. Apparently, their relationship didn’t work out, though no official word surfaced as to why Melissa jetted back to Italy. And when I say poor ex-girlfriend Melissa, I mean both figuratively and literally, as she’s probably now money-poor without Mario paying the bills. But Mario hasn’t been lonely one bit, as Sophie Reade, Cuckoldress Size Queen, moved right in on Mario and dove onto his rumoured-to-be-huge black cock.

Big Black Cock Phone Sex

Sophie thought she and Mario had an exclusive thing going on, so when she found out otherwise, she was extremely angry at being turned into a Cuckquean! Her anger rose up a few more “hell hath no fury” notches, when she found out it was her best friend Faye Evette who had been sexing up Mario behind her back. Was it time for Cuckquean revenge? But then as it turned out, Mario was also bedding a third blonde. Bottom line: it seems like he’s not ready to settle for just one beautiful blonde trophy girlfriend, when he can literally snag and shag any pretty blonde who throws herself at him. Ahhh the life of a rich and well-hung black footballer, all the hot blondes money and a big black cock can lure, whilst cuckolding all the poor small penis humiliation whiteboy footy fans.

I thought you would love this photo of the two Cuckoldresses, Sophie and Faye in their Cuckoldress black and white uniforms…Just looking at the photo was so exciting! This is how they would look walking down the street toward you. Any cuckold whiteboy would just have to move out of the way, to let these supreme Cuckoldresses and Interracial Sex Goddesses pass.

Cuckoldress Sophie Reade - Phone Sex

From Sara:

The Cuckoldress uniform (black and white) is a signal to black guys that the hot sluts are into big black cocks and a signal to the small penis humiliation whiteboys to step aside, that they are superior Cuckoldresses. Even Cuckoldress clothing, in itself, cuckolds the small dick whiteboys who see the girls announcing with their slutty dress or laser cut leggings and lacetop over black bra: I’m into big black cock, step aside small penis humiliation losers.