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Sarah Palin Loves Big Black Cock Too

Even journalist Barbara Walters admitted to a lust-filled interracial sex relationship with a black man. Who would have thought Barbara Walters was a Size Queen who lusted for big black cock? So, should anyone be surprised that Sarah Palin is a Size Queen who suffered from Jungle Fever? In Sarah Palin’s unauthorized biography, author Joe McGinniss claimed that Sarah Palin, while working as a sportscaster and sports journalist for an Anchorage television station, had an interracial sex one-night stand with black college basketball player, Glen Rice. Rice was in Alaska playing in a tournament. This one nighter supposedly took place in 1987 before Sarah Palin married her hubby.

Sarah Palin Loves Black Cock

Her biographer even went so far as to claim that Sarah Palin had a fetish for black men and bragged that she had interracial sex with the 6′ 8″ black stud. Hmmm I wouldn’t mind knowing another measurement stat about Glen Rice in inches. If Sarah Palin truly had a fetish for black studs, it would be hard to believe she had hot interracial sex one time, one night only. Perhaps other black athletes will step up and spill their stories about how Sarah Palin indulged her fetish for black studs. The unauthorized biography, “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin”, hits the bookstores tomorrow, September 20th, just in case you want to read all the juicy details!

Weiner Phone Sex

Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner Weinergate
Weinergate

I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.

Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…

Prime Panty Humiliation!

Italian beauty, Sara Tommasi, 29, formerly one of Italian import footballer Mario Balotelli’s go-to girls, is now on the outs with black stud Balotelli due to her revealing tabloid tell-all about the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s bunga bunga sex parties she attended. Although she only attended two of the notorious debaucheries and claims she wasn’t a paid participant, she reports she was singled out by the pervy PM who offered to help her career in whatever way he could. According to Tommasi, the lecherous PM even pitched a career change to politics as an MEP (Member of European Parliament) to the gorgeous WAG which would have provided her with protected income.

Sara Tomassi Humiliates Italian Prime Minister

Tommasi is a well-known model and Italian actress whose former boyfriend was famed Brazilian superstar soccer player Ronaldinho, rumored to be a well-hung cock swordsman. My guess is that Tommasi is not only a WAG, but an Interracial Size Queen!

Mario Balotelli Middle Finger Sara Tommasi

Tommasi, who states her goal is to further her acting career, turned down the Prime Minister’s advances and offer of a pseudo parliamentary political position. Nevertheless, Interracial Size Queen Sara spilled everything to the tabloids, likely for a nice fee, about her interplay with the Prime Minister and what she observed at the bunga bunga parties, some of which have been written up as worse than Caligula. And while she was embarrassed in public by paparazzi capturing Balotelli shooting her the middle finger when he saw her walking down the street in a popular club district, Tommasi’s humiliation of the Italian Prime Minister obviously trumped any humiliation she might have borne from Balotelli’s rude gesture. And to further the humiliation of the Prime Minister, in protest of the PM’s satyric romps funded by a just discovered secret bank account, a protest was to have taken place today in Italy where women were going to throw their panties at the Prime Minister’s house. Panty Air Raid?

Porn or Politics for the Spygirl?

From spy to politician. If Vladimir Putin can do it, so can the Spygirl! Anna Chapman a.k.a. Anya Kushchenko, the Russian Spygirl, will not confirm the hot rumors she will be running for a seat in the Russian parliament, Duma. But she rarely confirms rumors swirling around her. In her latest interview, she divulged to the media that she’ll have a website up soon, but admitted she can’t divulge anything related to her activities in the States as part of her conditional release to return to Russia.

A passing curiosity in the US and UK, she has become a popular celebrity in Russia. Crowds gather around her if they spot her in public, causing the Spygirl to go out in disguises. There is a radio station sponsored song contest for the best song written about the Spygirl. Russian tabloids are trying to locate anyone who knew her before she moved to London and then New York City, in order to obtain interviews.

Anna Chapman - Russian Spygirl - Phone Sex

It doesn’t seem that a leap into the world of politics would be a bad move for Anya, who also holds a Master’s Degree in Economics, has worked in the banking and real estate industries, and of course, in espionage. Maybe that would make her overqualified to become a politician? And given her current popularity, it shouldn’t be difficult for the sexy Spygirl to secure enough votes to gain entree into the Russian parliament. What else can a retired sexy spy do anyway? Especially with legal limitations on selling her Spygirl story or writing a Spygirl book.

While Vivid Entertainment and Playboy dangled big money offers to do a porn video for Vivid and a nude photo spread for Playboy, it seems that for the time being, Anya has nixed porn for politics.

Russian Spygirl Update

An Anna Chapman Russian Spygirl doll has been released and sales are brisk according to the UK manufacturer. The $29.95 doll comes in two versions: the topless naughty schoolgirl look and another look the manufacturer is calling the predator, both accessorized with toy handguns. I’m suspicious this company just keeps dolls in inventory and if someone infamous hits the news and the company can push a doll out quickly who resembles their doll stock, so be it. This doll doesn’t look like the Spygirl at all and I don’t see where the topless naughty schoolgirl look ties into her spying activities. Although it probably does tie into boobs equals bucks.

Russian Spygirl Doll - Anna Chapman Doll - Femdom Phone Sex

A political quickie: Vice President Biden appeared on the David Letterman show and when Letterman put him on the spot about the Spygirl issue, Biden joked that he wasn’t the one who sent her back. The inference was that she was sexy and sexy was enough to stay in the US, espionage aside.

In other Spygirl news, she apparently released word that she would never do a porn video, though this word didn’t come thru official media channels. Playboy supposedly extended an offer for her to pose for their magazine. No ‘da’ or ‘nyet’ on whether she has accepted or turned down the offer to go topless for cash. Playboy Magazine does need a boost and capitalizing on the Spygirl might pump slagging sales of the iconic men’s magazine. In general, the internet has killed porn magazine sales. Hopefully, we haven’t heard the last from the Russian Spygirl, as it would be a shame if she slipped into obscurity.