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50 Shades of Gay

Gaywayne, one of my guest blog writers feels that gay guys should have their own gay romance novel series a la 50 Shades of Grey. The concept? 50 Shades of Gay. Fags need their own romantic and bdsm fantasies fulfilled. In the publishing industry, it’s now known as Dick Lit instead of Chick Lit.

Dick Lit versus Chick Lit

So, Gaywayne has been playing around with an opening to his interracial gay ass novella:

“While Roger was brewing coffee in the kitchen wearing only his long t-shirt that barely covered his ass cheeks, he saw Anthony walking out of the bathroom with nothing but a little towel wrapped around his waist. Then Roger noticed real tears running down Anthony’s face, not just that Anthony hadn’t totally toweled off from his shower. Roger walked out of the kitchen into the hallway to stop his friend, who he’d known since college, by grapping his wrists and gently asked, “Hey, do you want to tell me the real reason you chose to slept on my couch last night instead of sleeping with your girlfriend at your apartment?”

Anthony broke down even more and sadly confessed that his girl dumped him for another man. A big black man that is. Not only did he do that, but also he told Roger how the black man put his arm around his ex-girlfriend and said, “Hey whiteboy, how does it feel having all your women taken away from you?” Anthony said, “Very small sir.” But he meant he felt very “small”, not that his endowment was small. The black dude Jherome said, “Show me how small whiteboy. Go down on your knees and pull it out.” Anthony told Roger he was drunk and in addition to being drunk, felt so devastated that his girlfriend was over him and he hadn’t seen it coming, he knelt down and revealed his dick and it was very small in comparison to Jherome’s stud cock. Then he said his girlfriend and her new boyfriend told him he needed to leave or else they were just going to start having sex right in front of him and essentially cuckold him. He said he got up, feeling stupid, and left.

Roger put his arms around his long-time friend and looked deep into his blue eyes and said sweetly, “Anthony, don’t you think it’s about to explore a new alternative?” Anthony truly needed this emotional support that Roger was giving him, but asked his friend what exactly did he mean. Roger said, “I think you really need to try something new. It’s that simple.” Roger kissed his friend’s lips. Anthony immediately melted with blushing confusion. Roger continued, “Now Anthony doesn’t that take some of the pain away?” Anthony, unsure, but surprisingly moved, said, “A little, I guess?” “A little?” Anthony then felt Roger’s strong hand cupping his ass and this time gave Anthony a much deeper and wetter kiss. Anthony felt his blood rushing with huge passion. He was finally getting the attention he deeply and psychologicaly needed and wanted. The two men embraced and moaned as they felt their excited cocks press against each other.

Anthony realized in that moment that instead of feeling the shame of small penis humiliation interracial BBC girlfriend revenge, that it was pointless to dwell on it or even think about her anymore. He knew he had to give in to Roger and this new passion he had never felt or even thought of before. And Roger knew he had to make his move now…”

by Gaywayne, edited by Sara

Interracial Sex Big Black Cock Lust

A new Italian laundry detergent commercial turns interracial sex lust into Big Black Cock lust. According to peewee cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, Italy is now a veritable hotbed of interracial sex activity. In addition, it has been well-known for decades that cuckolding, interracial or otherwise, is ingrained in the Italian culture.

So back to the interracial sex themed television commercial… An attractive, but frazzled Italian housewife catches her wimp husband looking at an interracial sex magazine featuring hot black women while getting aroused over his fetish for ebony beauties. His wife is more than a little peeved about the lack of attention he pays her over indulging his fetish and fantasy for ebony babes. He takes action to fulfill his fantasy by stuffing his irate wife into the washing machine, hoping to transform her into a sexy black bitch using a special laundry powder “Nero” (Italian for black). The laundry powder is specially formulated for dark fabrics. The wimp hubby is in for a big surprise, as in big black cock, when out of the washer pops a big black stud instead of an ebony sex goddess.

Of course, the commercial is playing on the same homoerotic interracial sex irony that the ESPN NFL Fantasy Football commercial did when the white wimp husband ended up ignoring his hot wife in favor of lusting for big black football stud Adrian Peterson. It’s no surprise that ad agencies and even the companies that hire them now know interracial sex and big black cock lust will captivate tv viewers, both men and women, from their different sexual humiliation POV.

Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid

I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:

The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.

Cristiano Ronaldo Taking a Dive

So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.

UK Update: Ushered Out!

First up, Interracial Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation Assignment for peewee, my UK blog correspondent and whiteboy cuckold. Peewee’s humiliating assignment? He must wear an Usher Abs t-shirt (as seen below) in front of white girl hotties to see if they have any snappy and snide comments to offer up about whether peewee can deliver on Usher’s rumored SSBBC* size. Because the Usher t-shirt is being shipped across the pond from the US to the UK, peewee has a few weeks reprieve before he must perform his interracial cuckold humiliation assignment! Then we’ll see if peewee is “ushered out” and cuckolded with *SPH! *SSBBC = Supersized Big Black Cock *SPH = Small Penis Humiliation

Cuckolded by Usher

Big news in the UK today, Cricket Player comes out as gay. Why is this news? Wouldn’t it be more shocking news if “Cricket player comes out as straight?” Nevertheless, cricketeer Stephen Davies truly does have some balls for coming out. He took a big career risk for revealing his sexual orientation instead of staying safely closeted. Think of it as the US equivalent of a pro baseball player admitting he’s gay. Somehow I don’t ever see a baseball player coming out, emphasis on ever. Despite the innate homoeroticism in sports, football, baseball and basketball players are supposed to be straight manly jocks, not into cocks.

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Kim Kardashian – Ultimate Cuckoldress ?

Kim Kardashian - Cuckoldress - Cuckold Marriage
Kim Kardashian used to be married, who knew? And her ex spilled the gory details about their failed marriage. Damon Thomas, an R&B music producer who has worked with Pink, Tyrese, Aretha Franklin, Lionel Richie, Ne-Yo, Fantasia and others, reports that while they were married, she fucked around on him, he wasn’t down with being a cuckold, so they separated. Then she wanted to get back together, or so he thought, but all she apparently wanted out of him at that point, was for him to pay for her plastic surgery (boob job and lipo) plus shopping sprees.

Damon Thomas - Cuckold - Kim Kardashian

Damon had the cash to finance the lifestyle that she craved, but when he saw her photo on a tabloid magazine cover on a date with Cris Judd, Jennifer Lopez’ ex, he had enough. Not only was she on a date, perhaps for publicity reasons, perhaps not, but also she was wearing a hot outfit he had paid for after she had lipo he had also paid for. Humiliating!

I call this Reverse Cuckolding. When a beautiful, powerful woman decides to cuckold a male who ordinarily would not be cuckold material, e.g., an Alpha male or a powerful male with money. I consulted with peewee, my resident blog commentator and cuckold analyst:

Yeah, I can certainly understand why a girl would pull a reverse cuckolding man-oeuvre. It would be the ultimate power trip. To have attracted the Alpha male, and yet prove that even he is just a subordinate to her by humiliating him, using an inferior male, is something only true Goddesses could accomplish.

The cuckolded Alpha male would just have to accept it. He would still be big and black, and an Adonis in the bedroom. But he would know that his place beside the pretty girl is a privilege, for which he must be prepared to do as she says without question. Including accepting the sting of humiliation as she allows feeble white boys to adore her, and lavish gifts upon her.

In turn, the white boys would be very much aware that they are merely a pawn in the girl’s power game. They would know that the real man in her life was her Alpha male boyfriend. And she would be quick to remind the lustful boys of this at every opportunity, as well as reminding them of their inadequacy. But the chance to be with a black cock loving Goddess would be worth the abuse, and would justify the expensive gifts the lucky white boys would be expected to afford her for the honour.

Do I understand the allure? Oh yes!!! And I think that lifestyle would fit you like a glove!

An additional irony here is that Cris Judd, J Lo’s whiteboy ex, who originated from her harem of back-up dancers, is rumored to be gay. It was reputed after a much publicized shooting incident at a club peripherally involving her fiance at the time, Puff Daddy / P Diddy, that her manager advised she needed to get away from the gangsta thug scene for the sake of her career. So she nearly immediately walked the aisle with Cris Judd, how convenient. This was who Kim Kardashian chose to go on a date with (and be snapped by the paps) to cuckold her black husband!

Cris Judd - Adam Lambert - Kiss

Cris Judd schmutzing gay American Idol Adam Lambert when he was a blonde!

Cristiano Ronaldo Gay ? or likes it black …

from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….

Whilst Cristiano Ronaldo snags the hot girls, the latest signs that Crissie boy bats for the other side was detailed in all the tabloids and even the major reputable news outlets. Dear oh dear what say you?!?!

peewee, we chatted about how at the commencement of the World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo conveniently had a girlfriend who magically appeared at the wave of their publicists’ wands or as a marketing ploy by Emporio Armani, where both are models. I felt this was to deflect the rumors that Cristiano is gay! Irene Fayk, her last name is such a homonym, pun intended, for Fake as in Fake Girlfriend, doesn’t appear to be suffering as Cristiano’s beard. She has now landed on the paparazzi’s radar. And her hot bikini photos are winging all over the internet and mobile phones creating major buzz.

Now as for the black toenail polish, freshly launched counter-stories claim these are bruised toenails from playing footy! I must defer to you and your knowledge of the game as to whether Crissie could be sporting nasty bruises on his toenails or whether he got a Chanel Black Satin polish pedicure!

Cristiano Ronaldo Is He Gay or Straight

Update: More defense for Ronaldo’s black talons….today, 7/9/10, there have been additional *Cristiano Ronaldo toenails* articles about how the black toenail polish is lacquered on to mask the bruises and other problems with toenails that soccer players experience!

Tricked Gay Website – Ungloryhole.com!

Gloryhole Gay

Guys are lured to a nasty gloryhole where they think they are going to get a free blow job from a cute girl. Are horny guys that stupid? But the trick is: the girl is in on it. The honeytrap girl sweet talks the horny guys on the other side of the gloryhole wall, even sliding some of her pretty fingers thru the gloryhole with a seductive c’mere gesture. With her promises of a hot blowjob, the girl lures the horny guys hard cocks right thru the gloryhole-in-the-wall. Let the blow job begin. The only catch? The hottie isn’t the cocksucker, it’s a dude! And the horny guy whose dick is getting sucked? Tricked gay!

If I was still back in college and needed the money, I would have done a few of these tricked gay gloryhole porn videos, it would have been priceless just to see the looks on the straight dudes faces when they find out I wasn’t the cocksucker, it was a fag! I would love to be the bitch who would get to say: You’re gay! You just got a blow job from a dude you homo! And we got pictures and video of you getting your dick sucked by a dude at the gloryhole, and you were fucking loving it! And to top it all off, we’re putting these gloryhole porn pictures and video on the internet dickhead! In fact, we’re putting your gloryhole cocksucker videos on a porn site, Ungloryhole.com ungay!

Forced Gay by my Brainwashing Game!

Dear Sara,

It has been a long time since I updated you after getting gay brainwashed. 🙂 It has been quite a journey. And like I said to you before, your program has definitely made me 100% gay. And actually, I’m getting more sex because of it. LOL. So a big thank you for that. 🙂

I think the thing that surprised me the most after all this is how much I am into guys now. I don’t think you mentioned it in your assignments (and if you did, I can’t remember) but after a month or so I really started to look at guys differently. It wasn’t just their cocks I wanted… but I wanted them as well. There was a definite shift in sexuality that I guess I never really thought would happen. Where I once looked at a woman and got hard thinking about different things about her… her body, her breasts, her pussy, her hair, etc… now I look at men that way. Before, I would never look at a man and say he was attractive or cute or anything like that. Now I do it all the time, the same way I use to do with women. I realized that I still had an attraction for women and still find them beautiful and sexy, but don’t want to have sex with them. If you know what I mean? I would rather be tangled up with a hard muscular body and a pair of masculine hands grabbing me then anything else. :))

I guess I knew absolutely for sure that I was totally gay when I was caught staring at a few guys when I was out with some friends. By the third or fourth guy I was checking out, I just told them that “Yeah, I’m gay.” And that was that. (Okay, it wasn’t as simple as that. A couple of my friends are pretty homophobic, so they were a little shocked and pissed off. Within a few minutes of screaming at me they up and left. And you can say that we are no longer friends. So not so simple, but it doesn’t bother me.) I should mention that out of the 7 of us that had got together, 4 left because of what I confessed. Although I can’t say for sure if the 2 girlfriends of the guys had any opinion for or against because they had to leave with them. But to me, I did find out who my true friends were. My friend Crystal was the most curious. She asked me lots of questions about everything. We had hooked-up years ago for a little while… and we had great sex… so I think she was a little confused about the whole thing. I just said that it was something that was going on for a while with me and I wanted to try it. And when I did, I knew I wanted more. So from then and the past couple of months I guess you can say I came out of the closet.

Oh and before I forget, do you remember when I was telling you about meeting that guy Kris? I met him when I was doing the “tell a girl at a bar I was gay” part of the assignment… and she introduced us. Well, I actually hooked up with him a couple of weeks ago. We met up at this club downtown and got to talking. He remembered everything I told him and asked if I was still seeing someone, which I wasn’t. And this time, I was totally into him as well. Anyway, we ended up back at his place and fucked the night away. :)) I have to say he is a really great guy. Definitely hot. And also has a smoking hot and toned body… but unfortunately he is a little small where it counts. 😉 Doesn’t mean I won’t hook up with him again though. I think I’m becoming a bit of a size queen. LOL. :))

I’ve been online a few times over the last while, but like usual, we never seem to have the same schedule. I know at some point I will get you on the phone. :)) I’ve “played” with some other Flirts, but none have even come close to what you do. Your program works 100%. I know you mentioned before about you doing a level 3… and I’m curious to see what that includes. I will definitely be buying it. 😉 I really enjoy all your stories, assignments and blog. And I just saw your new website which is fantastic as well. ~your gayboy

The Bachelor is Gay!

While Vienna doesn’t leap right out and say: Jake the Bachelor is Gay! – she’s being way too classy selling her story {wink} to the tabloids about their lack of sex for many months and not even bringing up the Gay word!

Excuses as to why Jake the Bachelor couldn’t get it on, up or in, per Vienna’s confession to Star Magazine: “at first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him.” She went on to lament that the only times The Bachelor would show her any type of affection were “on a red carpet or if cameras are there….Besides that. I have to ask him for a kiss.”

Poor Vienna, if she were into having a faggy fiance, she would have ordered him to go out and suck cock. And The Bachelor should just face it if he’s gay, and not try to build a faux reality celeb career as a straight dude. Why waste a pretty girl’s time and not be able to fufill her sexual needs, or his, for that matter, when they both need cock! That’s selfish. He needs to call me on Niteflirt. I’ll set him straight. I mean: Gay!

Gay Gloryhole Action

Sara,

I’m doing your forced Gay Brainwashing Game, it’s working! I can’t get cock out of my mind now. Result! I went to an adult bookstore I found on the cruisingforsex site. Honest, I didn’t even know about it till I checked that gay cruising website. It’s about a half hour away, seedy area of town, fake storefront looks like a video store, yes, I mean videos! Not DVDs. Empty video cases on shelves, old movie posters on the wall, well that is if the 80’s are old, Grease, Nightmare on Elm Street. This gloryhole must have been an actual video store at some point in the past before Blockbuster put all of the local video stores out of business.

It was like stepping into the past, until the freaky looking gloryhole clerk brought me back to reality by looking up from a magazine and said, “what you’re looking for is in the back.”

So I walked into the back. There was a second clerk. A very punk emo goth looking girl. Cute except too many tattoos and piercings and troll doll green hair, you know, like those troll dolls people used to hang off their rear view mirrors.

“Bitch,” she said, “ya gotta get change for quarters to watch the gay videos.” She called me Bitch! Could she tell I’m a bitch? Or did she call everyone bitch? It got me a little excited. I gave her $2 and collected my quarters. “Behave Bitch! As you can tell, this is a fine establishment,” then she started laughing. “One fag to a booth.” “Yes ma’am,” I said. “I’m not a ma’am bitch. Get your gay ass into a booth. You’re in my space.” Then she went back to reading a Japanese manga graphic novel called ‘Ghost in the Shell’.

I chose a gloryhole booth and went in. I was feeling so nervous, like I might faint from excitement over sucking cock. I hadn’t sucked cock in about 4 years. I jerk off to cock 24/7, just need a push to get back to sucking dick and Sara, you and your forced Gay Brainwashing Game have given me that push.

Well to make a long story short, or a short story long, I did suck a cock. It was a white guy, packing about 7″, nice meaty, veiny cock. He came into the booth next to me. Did I say there were cut-outs in the walls? The true gloryhole style. The booths were too small for 2 guys to do anything. The guy put 2 fingers thru first and I said yeah, then his cock followed. I sucked it and I sucked it and it came! It pulsed into my mouth, what a load. I felt so gay. Sara, you are awesome. Thank you for getting me back on track with cocksucking! I’m going to call you as soon as my roommate isn’t home or is passed out!