Last week, Paris Hilton was shockingly signed to the Cash Money Records label owned by black bazillionaire brothers Birdman and Slim. Just in case you’ve never heard of Cash Money, you’ve probably heard of some of their talent including Drake, Juvenile, Lil Wayne and Lil Twist (notorious cohort of Justin Bieber). Paris Hilton and Cash Money were trending topics on Twitter all week. The highlight tweet? When Lil Wayne tweeted #RichGangRichGirl. True to the crew. But Weezy should have tweeted: #RichBlackGangRichWhiteGirl. Other than 90’s has-beens Limp Bizkit who signed a deal with Cash Money in 2012, Paris Hilton is the only white bread in sight on the Cash Money roster. With Paris having released just one studio album and several singles which chalked up mediocre sales on the music charts, perhaps Ms. Hilton is the clichéd tax write-off that cash heavy record labels sometimes sign to reduce profitability.
Rich Girl Trophy Blonde or Tax Write-off?
Over the past few years, in a desperate attempt to claw her way back to relevancy after sex tape infamy and tabloid domination, Paris Hilton has been collab’ing or some say paying various DJs to give her quasi cred in house music as she literally spun her way around the world to build a pseudo image as a club DJ. While her vocals approximate banshees screeching during mating season, Cash Money still brought the heiress on board and plan to produce a Paris Hilton record. Publicity move? Trophy blonde? Or is it the black overclass wanting to mix it with the white bourgeois? Think of it as a new excess featuring Great Gats with the Great Gatsby…
BBC on Blonde
And how’s this for ebony and ivory irony? Paris Hilton was rumored to have hooked up with R&B soul singer Cee Lo Green. Proof pics have been floating around the internet, featuring fellatio, BBC on Blonde. But, Paris was also quoted about a decade ago for hating on black men. “I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one.” So, she must have changed her capricious mind about black guys when it came to sexual cravings, cock size or desire to be back in the fame whore spotlight. It’s difficult to know what her truth is or if her truth changes depending on the situation and the level of desperation. Supposedly, the Paris Hilton house music album will “drop” this summer. Hopefully, with a resounding thud.
