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50 Shades of Grey

The writing is insipid, the story is a modern day bodice-ripper laced with some BDSM to give it an aura of danger and excitement. Most of these fan fiction Kindle romances wilt on Amazon like street corner flowers. So, I almost spewed my iced decaf when I read the author is raking in over a million a week on book sales in addition to the movie rights deal she inked. Honestly, I didn’t like the book at all, but I read it. Love 50 Shades of Grey or hate it, E. L. James is taking your love or hate all the way to the bank.

women reading 50 shades of grey

The only passage in 50 Shade of Grey I like and for a personal, selfish reason is that Christian Grey calls his BDSM dungeon a playroom. This gives credence to the concept that I came up with several years ago when I launched my site SarasPlayroom.com as an adult playroom and blog with a Femdom edge. I had originally wanted to name it SarasPlayspace.com since I heard the word playspace used more commonly in the BDSM community. And now the excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey highlighted:

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified. “You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly. “No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”

Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!

The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.

Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.

Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!

Russian Spy Girl Nude Photos Nipple Clamps Black Dildo

Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?


Russian Spy Girl Anna Chapman Topless

And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.

And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.