The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.

Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.

Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!

Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?

And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.

And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.