Lindsey and Tiger Poles and Holes

The newest interracial couple to hit the tabloids is a surprise. Lindsey Vonn is a hot blonde American alpine skier also known for her sexy modeling shoots including bikini only appearances in Sports Illustrated. Lindsey obviously knows how to put the Illustrated into Sports. Rumors began swirling that Tiger and Lindsey were playing poles and holes when Tiger Woods dispatched his private jet to Austria to fetch the fair lass after she broke her leg in a nasty ski fall on the Big G Slalom race. Both celebrity athletes claimed it was just a friendship, but let’s be real, you don’t send your private jet all the way from Florida to Austria to pick up “just” a friend.

Tiger and Lindsey Romance or Fauxmance

Once the paparazzi were hot on their trail, to make a pre-emptive strike, Tiger and Lindsey released official photos of themselves as a couple. They made an announcement on Facebook (where else…) that they were dating and also meeting each other’s families. This announcement coincided with Tiger getting back to his former winning ways on the course. What does Tiger need? To be fucking an ultra hot blonde to make it past the cut? Or does he just have a type when it comes to the uber hot WAGs he chooses to flaunt publicly when who knows what skanky hoes he might be running for side action. In any case, this will be an interracial sex relationship to watch. Especially when Lindsey had made fun of Tiger’s cheating sexcapades and sex addiction in a Time Magazine article and on Twitter during the Tiger Woods affairs scandal. Maybe fucking a big black cock or free publicity before the 2014 Winter Olympics or a nice fat fauxmance paycheck have now convinced her otherwise.