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Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid

I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:

The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.

Cristiano Ronaldo Taking a Dive

So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.

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British Interracial Sex Goddesses Cuckold Whitebois

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In UK Jungle Fever news, the amazing interracial sex goddess Keeley Hazell is set to star in her debut feature film, Venus and the Sun. And not surprisingly, it features her getting it on with a big black Adonis. Welcome to modern day UK – where white bois are wimpy cuckold geeks who try to deny their arousal to being cuckolded and channel it into wanking over horded porn and online interracial video clips. Where black men openly cuckold, intimidate and humiliate white bois and assertively pursue our most beautiful ladies for interracial sex. And where white girls are becoming awe-struck, lust-filled sex kittens around black men. No doubt this film will inspire more white Goddesses to go black! Any film starring the ultimate size queen and ‘fan of the black man’ Keeley Hazell should be required viewing for cuckolds. In the film Keeley plays Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and speaks only in Latin.

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Keeley Hazell cuckolds the whiteboi Librarian (foreground)

In other UK Jungle Fever news, we have two very different birthday parties, but both with interracial or cuckold sex themes. First up, when a black football player has a birthday these days, they are not only greeted with cakes and candles, but also regaled by a bevy of beautiful topless girls clamoring to be the interracial sex birthday present unwrapped by the birthday boy that night. Didier Drogba, Chelsea football legend and huge black stud, got an impressive birthday combo. Seeing photos of this birthday event was instant cuckolding for white boi Chelsea fans and footy fans in general. The amazing models seeking Didier’s big black cock were truly the icing on the cake for Didier. Or were the white girls seeking some interracial icing on their cake? Time and time again, big black footballer studs cuckold less manly white bois and put them in their place.

Second up, is the irony that on the very same nite, infamous escort, interracial sex Goddess and size queen WAG Jennifer Thompson was treated to a sex-themed birthday cake depicting her well-publicized sex-for-hire threesome with the cuckolded white footballer Wayne Rooney and co-escort Helen Wood. As you may remember Jenny only charged cuckold whiteboi Wayne for sex, but never charged any of the big black footballers she slept with a single pence.

Jennifer Thompson Cuckold Birthday Cake Wayne Rooney
The Cuckolding Continues for Wayne Rooney

The creative birthday cake showed the cuckold Rooney with a Shrek’s head (nota bene to your U.S. readers, Rooney’s nickname is Shrek due to his large head size, but no unfortunately, not that head) in a Man U football shirt on a bed with the two escorts whilst surrounded by plenty of £50 pound notes. Note the subliminal cuckold sex bit with the champagne bottle spewing only a little white foam. Was the famous cuckoldress Jennifer Thompson amused by her birthday cake? Apparently, the answer was yes!

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UK Update: Ushered Out!

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First up, Interracial Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation Assignment for peewee, my UK blog correspondent and whiteboy cuckold. Peewee’s humiliating assignment? He must wear an Usher Abs t-shirt (as seen below) in front of white girl hotties to see if they have any snappy and snide comments to offer up about whether peewee can deliver on Usher’s rumored SSBBC* size. Because the Usher t-shirt is being shipped across the pond from the US to the UK, peewee has a few weeks reprieve before he must perform his interracial cuckold humiliation assignment! Then we’ll see if peewee is “ushered out” and cuckolded with *SPH! *SSBBC = Supersized Big Black Cock *SPH = Small Penis Humiliation

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Big news in the UK today, Cricket Player comes out as gay. Why is this news? Wouldn’t it be more shocking news if “Cricket player comes out as straight?” Nevertheless, cricketeer Stephen Davies truly does have some balls for coming out. He took a big career risk for revealing his sexual orientation instead of staying safely closeted. Think of it as the US equivalent of a pro baseball player admitting he’s gay. Somehow I don’t ever see a baseball player coming out, emphasis on ever. Despite the innate homoeroticism in sports, football, baseball and basketball players are supposed to be straight manly jocks, not into cocks.

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Sophie Reade – Cuckoldress Queen or Cuckquean ?

the interracial cuckolding never ends! from peewee, UK blog correspondent…

Poor Melissa Castagnoli, the former Italian beauty queen moved to the UK to be with her footy player black stud beau, Mario Balotelli, the newest striker for Manchester City. Apparently, their relationship didn’t work out, though no official word surfaced as to why Melissa jetted back to Italy. And when I say poor ex-girlfriend Melissa, I mean both figuratively and literally, as she’s probably now money-poor without Mario paying the bills. But Mario hasn’t been lonely one bit, as Sophie Reade, Cuckoldress Size Queen, moved right in on Mario and dove onto his rumoured-to-be-huge black cock.

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Sophie thought she and Mario had an exclusive thing going on, so when she found out otherwise, she was extremely angry at being turned into a Cuckquean! Her anger rose up a few more “hell hath no fury” notches, when she found out it was her best friend Faye Evette who had been sexing up Mario behind her back. Was it time for Cuckquean revenge? But then as it turned out, Mario was also bedding a third blonde. Bottom line: it seems like he’s not ready to settle for just one beautiful blonde trophy girlfriend, when he can literally snag and shag any pretty blonde who throws herself at him. Ahhh the life of a rich and well-hung black footballer, all the hot blondes money and a big black cock can lure, whilst cuckolding all the poor small penis humiliation whiteboy footy fans.

I thought you would love this photo of the two Cuckoldresses, Sophie and Faye in their Cuckoldress black and white uniforms…Just looking at the photo was so exciting! This is how they would look walking down the street toward you. Any cuckold whiteboy would just have to move out of the way, to let these supreme Cuckoldresses and Interracial Sex Goddesses pass.

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From Sara:

The Cuckoldress uniform (black and white) is a signal to black guys that the hot sluts are into big black cocks and a signal to the small penis humiliation whiteboys to step aside, that they are superior Cuckoldresses. Even Cuckoldress clothing, in itself, cuckolds the small dick whiteboys who see the girls announcing with their slutty dress or laser cut leggings and lacetop over black bra: I’m into big black cock, step aside small penis humiliation losers.

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Interracial Jungle Fever in the UK

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an update from UK blog correspondent peewee….

Just a quick update on UK Jungle Fever! You and your Saras Playroom blog readers may recall that busty American Playboy bunny Kayla Collins had been introduced to this year’s UK I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here in the real jungle. The Jayne Mansfield look-a-like was the token blonde hottie and very popular with the black stud contestants, Linford Christie and Aggro. But she never took the sexy flirting and interracial innuendo to the next level on the show. Shame, because many whiteboys over here were so into her as an Interracial Size Queen and masturbation fantasy girl. It was obvious they had been shaken by the small penis cuckolding she was delivering by openly teasing and flirting with the two hung black studs.

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Well, it would seem Kayla was merely repressing her black on blonde jungle fever lust whilst stuck in the jungle… or she picked up real jungle fever there! Kayla has wasted no time in bagging herself one of the UK’s top footy players and celebs – none other than black stud Ashley Cole!

I’ve got to say Ashley Cole is the numero uno cuckolder and blacker in the UK now. He seems to attract the hottest white girls around and always at the time when their media star is shining most brightly. He makes small penis whiteboys in the UK feel so inadequate with his interracial sex relationships! Real men with big cocks, like Ashley, cuckold wimps and put them in their rightful cucky boy place. I sincerely hope that ALL the prettiest girls over here, and in the US too, continue to cuckhold and go for black cock only. They deserve it.

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Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial

More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.

Sophia Egeler Text Messages Tony Parker

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This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.

Erin Barry Tony Parker Text Messages

Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.

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The Price of Cuckold Small Penis Humiliation $1,900 / £ 1,200

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from my intrepid UK blog reporter, peewee….

The big news over here in the UK concerns football superstar, Wayne Rooney. Married, and every move followed in the media for not only his football prowess, but also his marriage to a top WAG with her own high visibility tv show. Wayne’s world was shattered when news broke of his sordid romps with a hot brunette escort, Jenny Thompson. It seems that Jenny sold out to the tabloids for even more money than Wayne had been shelling out for cheating sex. And another escort also sold her story of a paid threesome she did with Wayne and Jenny as a booking by the same escort service Jenny worked for at the time.

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Rooney had been paying Jenny £1200 for each shagging session. Pocket money to him for sure. But it must have cuckolded his ego when news broke that the sexy working girl had been sleeping with huge black Adonis, Titus Bramble, and had not charged him a penny!!! Small Penis Humiliation? Read on…

Or maybe a one-off cuckolding I hear you suggest. Well, she also slept with Rooney’s former teammate Danny Simpson. Another black bull. Oh yeah, and AGAIN there was no fee!! Apparently she doesn’t charge a fee to the men she is attracted to. And whom might they be? Answer: Big Black Men!!

Other names linked as Jenny Thompson’s previous genuine, interracial sex, unsolicited lovers / boyfriends include: Danny Welbeck, El Hadji Diouf, Michah Richards and Sylvain Distin. Black, black, black and black! And yet white boy cuckold Rooney had to pay £1200 if he wanted to get his mucky cucky paws on her ‘Reserved for BBC’ body. So was Jenny dishing out small penis humilation and cuckolding? QUITE RIGHT TOO!!

Jennifer Thompson - Cuckoldress - Interracial Sex

OK, Wayne may feel extremely cuckolded to have paid for the privilege of touching such a prized “blacked” hottie when his well-hung black sports colleagues are having to fight off her amorous advances. But that’s how it should be! And Wayne should try being in most white boys’ shoes. Too poor to afford a hot escort’s fee, and too milky white to legitimately attract a pretty girl. To us, it’s starting to feel like we’re being cuckolded by cuckolds!!

What I also find interesting about this story is: I read that Jenny Thompson comes from a family of means, she doesn’t have to be hooking for money, but she does anyway. She finds Big Black Cock superior and will fuck the black studs for free, while charging a white cuckold pindick a hefty price for access to her pussy! Small Penis Humiliation with a dose of Sports Cuckolding! And while it seemed as though her end game was to become a WAG, her game has now downgraded to tabloid fodder hooker. But there is some consolation. I would say that Jenny is the latest Size Queen, Interracial Sex Goddess and Cuckoldress. She obviously doesn’t care about the money as much as bedding down with big black cocks and cuckolding weedick white men. Sara