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Jake Gyllenhaal well hung?

Recently, at the music, film, food and alt festival known as South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas, an altercation took place between actor Jake Gyllenhaal and an amateur with a digital camera playing paparazzi. In the men’s room. Jake was apparently minding his own biz taking a whiz when the opportunistic paparazzi wannabe snapped a few pics of Jake’s exposed wang. Can’t blame a guy for getting pissed, pun intended, when a urinal pose is snapped for the sole purpose to sell to tabloids or naked celebrity websites that might be willing to pay for naked celebrity pics.

After the altercation, the schlong schnapper was forced to delete the photos. But the word from several bystanders who witnessed the most exciting event at SXSW besides a surprise show by Jack White of the White Stripes, is that Jake is well-hung. Of course this set Size Queens a-twitter and on Twitter to talk and tweet about a sighting as rare as Moby Dick, the great white: a big white dick! Size Queens especially know that big white dick sightings are ultra rare occurrences.

Then the creative Taiwan animators who brought us the Tiger Woods car crash cartoon and other unforgettable and forgettable celebrity moments in animation quickly rendered their cartoon version of the men’s room showdown at SXSW. Although, the cartoon will not satisfy Size Queen curiosity about the big white dick, the cartoon should deliver up a quick laugh when Size Queen viewers see what the animators used as the Jake Gyllenhaal stand-in dick.

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BBC Sex Tape Ushered In?

And speaking of Usher, the rumors are rampant that a sex tape has been shopped to all the usual suspects, but not by Usher. Usher doesn’t need to fame-whore by pulling the faux sex tape page out of the fame-whore playbook and he certainly doesn’t need the cha-ching either. About a year ago, Usher’s primo ride was broken into and a bunch of bling was stolen, including laptops supposedly on which there were sexy time recordings of the well-hung R&B singer and his now ex-wife Tameka. So the suspicion is that the slimy “smash and grab” thieves (thieves who usually smash car windows or break into cars and make a quick getaway with their loot) or their fence found the sex tape files on one of the laptops and thought they could make an even bigger score. No one has ascertained if the thieves targeted Usher’s ride or if it was just a random smash and grab and then the crackies or their fence realized that they had hit the smash and grab lottery. The word is that the Usher BBC sex tape is being offered for a million dollars to any takers.

Is there an Usher sex tape

While Tameka was quoted in the media denying there were any recordings of sexy times between herself and her sexy ex, Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment offered to squelch the Usher BBC sex tape because he felt the nature of the material was too intimate. And rumors were rife that an Usher sex tape does exist, but that it wasn’t kinky enough. We can all guess that the sex tape probably has too much kissy-kissy lovey-dovey type stuff and isn’t nasty enough to sell as the typical sex tape fare regardless of Usher’s BBC. Although I’m sure it would attract attention from Usher fans and Size Queens who’d love to see Usher’s well-hung equipment and bedroom style! But the typical BBC sex tape buyers aren’t Size Queens unfortunately.

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Zebra Girls

It was only a matter of time before a major internet porn company (Dogfart, I know their porn name stinks haha but they are the leaders in producing nasty interracial and cuckold porn) grabbed the IR domain name ZebraGirls.com. Zebra has long been a code word in interracial lingo for all the white, latina and biracial girls who prefer big black cock. But then Zebra also became a subculture fashion trend where girls who were into interracial sex, would wear Zebra print or other black on white animal print clothing and become walking advertisements for their big black cock lust. Check the short video clip of me wearing an animal print top in the upper right corner of my website for proof. Let’s face it, girls who wear black and white clothing, especially animal print clothing, bikinis, heels, boots and accessories signify that they are Cuckoldresses, that they crave BBC. To them, whiteboys are just cuckolds.

The twist to the Zebra Girls website is that the interracial sex features lesbian black on white girl action, so the irony is that even white lesbians don’t want to do other white lesbians, instead they want black lesbians! Dogfart runs some of the most well-known kinky cuckold humiliation and interracial sex sites including: Blacks on Blondes, Wife Writing, Interracial Pickups, Interracial Blow Bang, Cuckold Sessions, Candy Monroe and Spring Thomas.

For your Interracial Sex Goddess and Cuckoldress eye candy viewing pleasure, let’s take a look at some of the hottest Zebra Girls in the US and UK; Cheryl Cole, Kim Kardashian, Keeley Hazell, Rihanna and Sophie Reade:

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HBO going BBC?

from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter…

I couldn’t agree more that the themes of BBC interracial lust and cuckolding are being swiftly introduced through our tv sets into the mainstream psyche. One can only hope these sexual themes will become the norm and not just used for cheap thrills, sleazy humor or derision. On HBO, other high caliber examples I have noticed over the past few years have included cuckolding and interracial themes on The Sopranos, In Treatment and The Wire. I think the examples on these shows represent some of the dark fears (no pun intended) and actual observations that people have about interracial and cuckold relationships happening in their lives or workplaces:

The Sopranos – In one episode, Tony postulates, poses and then panics about his precious daughter, Meadow, going black with her biracial boyfriend in his very own house.

In Treatment – in which the psychiatrist, played by Gabriel Byrne, watches his gorgeous young redhead patient jump off his therapy chair and run giddily into the arms of her waiting big black lover – with a very steamy set-up scene showing the lusty redhead indulging her black stud.

The Wire – in which the whiteboy cop, McNulty, has to deal with his attractive fuck buddy taking on his stacked, black Lieutenent knowing that he most likely can’t “measure” up. Small penis humiliation as well as cuckolding!

I’m sure my blog has highlighted only a portion of the shows where interracial BBC action, small penis humiliation and cuckolding have been featured. And right now, all I can say is: more! Sara

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Cuckoldresses on the Hunt!

from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent…

You’re quite right Empress Sara. I am seeing so many more black & white, and zebra-patterned outfits on the girls over here. And it’s almost always the ultra hotties who are on the hunt for black men. And it’s true – white boys do now step aside for them. We KNOW it’s not us they’re after and even talking to them seems futile.

In fact, I’ve noticed a real increase in the assertive manner in which the hotties are prepared to brush off whiteboys and an almost aggressive need to express their preference for black men. Whiteboys know we are undersized and already feel the small penis humiliation and inferiority. And yes – I am very much aware whiteboys like me are no comparison whatsoever to the amazing black studs you Interracial Sex Goddesses admire so much. It can sometimes be very hard for whiteboys to accept we are inadequate and inferior, especially when we yearn to attract beautiful girls.

Truthfully, do you think these beautiful Cuckoldress Size Queens, like Sophie Reade, might be overdoing it just a tad? It seems really cruel the way they flaunt such amazing bodies and yet revel in reserving them for huge black guys. But maybe we do deserve ALL that we whiteboys are getting nowadays, given that we can never be real men. Maybe we deserve small penis humiliation. What say you Empress? peewee

from Sara: No I don’t think Sophie Reade and other Cuckoldress Size Queens are overdoing it. We know what we need, what we crave, and it isn’t a little whiteboy’s winkie. Women are becoming more sexually assertive, and this has built-in small penis humiliation, because women are rejecting wee-dicked whiteboys in favor of well-hung black studs. If the black studs are also superstar athletes or rappers and have a lot of $$$ or £££ then it’s even more humiliating to the whiteboys who never stood a chance any way. But as much as it’s humiliating, I’m sure it’s also a thrill to see Cuckoldresses in action, hunting their well-hung quarry.

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Sophie Reade – Cuckoldress Queen or Cuckquean ?

the interracial cuckolding never ends! from peewee, UK blog correspondent…

Poor Melissa Castagnoli, the former Italian beauty queen moved to the UK to be with her footy player black stud beau, Mario Balotelli, the newest striker for Manchester City. Apparently, their relationship didn’t work out, though no official word surfaced as to why Melissa jetted back to Italy. And when I say poor ex-girlfriend Melissa, I mean both figuratively and literally, as she’s probably now money-poor without Mario paying the bills. But Mario hasn’t been lonely one bit, as Sophie Reade, Cuckoldress Size Queen, moved right in on Mario and dove onto his rumoured-to-be-huge black cock.

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Sophie thought she and Mario had an exclusive thing going on, so when she found out otherwise, she was extremely angry at being turned into a Cuckquean! Her anger rose up a few more “hell hath no fury” notches, when she found out it was her best friend Faye Evette who had been sexing up Mario behind her back. Was it time for Cuckquean revenge? But then as it turned out, Mario was also bedding a third blonde. Bottom line: it seems like he’s not ready to settle for just one beautiful blonde trophy girlfriend, when he can literally snag and shag any pretty blonde who throws herself at him. Ahhh the life of a rich and well-hung black footballer, all the hot blondes money and a big black cock can lure, whilst cuckolding all the poor small penis humiliation whiteboy footy fans.

I thought you would love this photo of the two Cuckoldresses, Sophie and Faye in their Cuckoldress black and white uniforms…Just looking at the photo was so exciting! This is how they would look walking down the street toward you. Any cuckold whiteboy would just have to move out of the way, to let these supreme Cuckoldresses and Interracial Sex Goddesses pass.

Cuckoldress Sophie Reade - Phone Sex

From Sara:

The Cuckoldress uniform (black and white) is a signal to black guys that the hot sluts are into big black cocks and a signal to the small penis humiliation whiteboys to step aside, that they are superior Cuckoldresses. Even Cuckoldress clothing, in itself, cuckolds the small dick whiteboys who see the girls announcing with their slutty dress or laser cut leggings and lacetop over black bra: I’m into big black cock, step aside small penis humiliation losers.

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Cuckolding and Interracial Action in the UK – New Year’s Update!

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Cuckold and Interracial update from UK blog correspondent, peewee!

UK rap and street music star, Dizzee Rascal, has been the centre of attention lately. Beautiful ex-soap opera actress and pop star Natalie Imbruglia and UK Goddess Kelly Brook have both been circling him with the carnivorous intent of the piranhas featured in Miss Brook’s latest movie outing, Piranha 3D. Miss Brook is also known for having served as Jason Statham’s girlfriend for several years, yes, served. Piranha 3D starlet below.

Kelly Brook - Interracial Sex Goddess

Kelly was most likely a paid beard to offset the gay rumours swirling around Statham. But the publicity didn’t hurt the budding thespian or newest Playboy Playmate (Playboy dished out $500K for her nude photos) and now it seems she has left white fagboys behind for black cock! Either one – or BOTH – of these two beautiful girls would do well to ensnare Dizzee and indulge in a hot interracial sex romance with one of the UK’s top rap stars.

On the X-Factor this year (kind of American Idol – but the UK’s original version), judge Cheryl Cole’s favourite contestant was a clone of herself, albeit a little more authentic and a little less sexy! Rumour has it they DO share the same appetite for black cock!! Cher Lloyd is the name and she is tipped for big things your side of the pond. So much so that she sparked a bidding war between Will.i.am and Jay Z, with the latter winning out for her signature on a recording contract. So be on the look-out, or rather the listen-up for some hot tunes from this Interracial Sex Goddess! Update: Simon Cowell has cockblocked Jay Z saying that he has all rights to Cher Lloyd releasing recordings in the US, UK wherever. Ouch! Cute Cher Lloyd below.

Cher Lloyd - X Factor - Jay Z Record Contract

I truly hope the footy WAG phenomenon will catch on over in the US! I know that most of your footy players aren’t anywhere near the salary level of the UK or Euro players or at the hotness level where beautiful girls want to chase them around like they do the other ball players: football, baseball, basketball. Here we have a photo of beauty queen WAG, Miss Germany 2005, Sarah Gerth, sunning herself while on vacation in Miami Beach. Married to biracial German Bundisliga star, Jermaine Jones, who because he was born to an American army soldier stationed in Germany, is also eligible under FIFA rules and plays for the US on their National soccer team. Sarah Gerth below.

Sara Gerth - Interracial Sex - WAG

In other news over here the UK’s most infamous cuckold, Wayne Bridge (as featured in previous blogs on Sara’s Playroom) got himself a beautiful new girlfriend. Frankie Sandford from girl group “The Saturdays” is the lucky Cuckoldress. Already there is news of Wayne’s teammates beginning to circle round Frankie, waiting for the chance to further “cuckold the cuckold”. Talk about piranhas! Sexy Frankie Sandford below.

Frankie Sandford - Interracial - WAG

I think it will be VERY interesting when some of the black footballers begin moving in on Miss Sandford. She has been previously linked with JLS star Aston Merrygold and serial cuckolder, Ashley Cole. She definitely has a taste for big black cock, so poor little whiteboy cuckold Wayne will be brutally unable to compete when she starts lusting for BBC again. Maybe she just enjoys the attention of being a WAG. Maybe lucky cucky Wayne is paying for her shopping sprees under the guise of having a “cover” girlfriend to try to make everyone think he’s not such a cuckold loser after all. Who knows, but it’s doubtful this Cuckoldress / cuckold relationship will last!

And now my comments! The catfight claws certainly come out any time hot girls fight over the object of their BBC desire, so I’m sure the Natalie vs. Kelly fight for Dizzee will be interesting. I vote for Kelly! Notice I found Kelly, Cher and Frankie in Cuckoldress outfits (black and white prints, especially animal prints). Cher is certainly rocking the most Cuckoldress outfit of all, even her purse is pure Cuckoldress!

It’s true peewee, the footy or soccer players as we call them here, are paid a pittance unless they are superstars or imports from the UK, Europe, Africa, and even then, as you pointed out in an earlier blog post, by the time they get to the US, they’re past their prime; they’re brought here for name brand attraction to put fans in the seats. I think that American girls will start chasing soccer players when they’re making more $$$ and when there are hotter choices 😉

One almost has to feel sorry for Wayne Bridge, but he is definitely either addicted to being a cuckold or he is desperately trying to disprove he is a cuckold. We know it’s only a matter of time before Frankie is back to BBC, and poor Wayne is the subject of cuckold humiliation again!

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Interracial Size Queen Chelsea!

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peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, shares his view on the interracial sex relationship between Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent, then I share mine…

I see the secret is out of the bag: Chelsea Handler is truly into hung black men and cuckolding her whiteboy admirers! As you reported earlier on your naughty blog, rumours have been rife that she was fucking rapper 50 Cent. There is a clip from one of her shows, where she is no longer brushing the black cock lust rumours under the “shag” rug (to borrow your apt British pun)! And furthermore, guest star, Scary Spice Mel B, confirmed that “the Brothas are really into you”! Again, Chelsea welcomed that interracial news as if XXXmas had come early. A wonderful cuckolding message to all her whiteboy viewers: smart pretty blonde craves big black cock.

now my view on the latest black on blonde interracial celebrity couple…

While Cuckoldress Chelsea tweeted to the contrary, my well-tuned black cock-dar told me that she and 50 Cent weren’t talking “business” when the first paparazzi photo surfaced of their club date in New Orleans. Since then, they were spotted dining at a posh nosh in Malibu and 50 Cent made a special guest appearance in a rap comedy skit on Chelsea’s show. Then Chelsea squelched the “is she or isn’t she” rumors by tweeting this cuckolding interracial sex pic of her and “Fitty” in bed. A sexy pic for all you cuckolds to imagine Chelsea taking 50 Cent’s 12 inch black cock. No doubt Chelsea is an Interracial Sex Size Queen!

Chelsea Handler 50 Cent Interracial Sex

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Interracial Jungle Fever in the UK

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an update from UK blog correspondent peewee….

Just a quick update on UK Jungle Fever! You and your Saras Playroom blog readers may recall that busty American Playboy bunny Kayla Collins had been introduced to this year’s UK I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here in the real jungle. The Jayne Mansfield look-a-like was the token blonde hottie and very popular with the black stud contestants, Linford Christie and Aggro. But she never took the sexy flirting and interracial innuendo to the next level on the show. Shame, because many whiteboys over here were so into her as an Interracial Size Queen and masturbation fantasy girl. It was obvious they had been shaken by the small penis cuckolding she was delivering by openly teasing and flirting with the two hung black studs.

Kayla Collins Cuckold Phone Sex

Well, it would seem Kayla was merely repressing her black on blonde jungle fever lust whilst stuck in the jungle… or she picked up real jungle fever there! Kayla has wasted no time in bagging herself one of the UK’s top footy players and celebs – none other than black stud Ashley Cole!

I’ve got to say Ashley Cole is the numero uno cuckolder and blacker in the UK now. He seems to attract the hottest white girls around and always at the time when their media star is shining most brightly. He makes small penis whiteboys in the UK feel so inadequate with his interracial sex relationships! Real men with big cocks, like Ashley, cuckold wimps and put them in their rightful cucky boy place. I sincerely hope that ALL the prettiest girls over here, and in the US too, continue to cuckhold and go for black cock only. They deserve it.

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Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial

More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.

Sophia Egeler Text Messages Tony Parker

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This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.

Erin Barry Tony Parker Text Messages

Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.