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Kim Kardashian Loves Big Black Cock

Kim Kardashian Black Dildo

Is the black baseball bat sized dildo wishful thinking for Kris Humphries? Nevertheless, Kris Humphries must be well-hung since it’s well-known that Kim Kardashian is a Size Queen who loves big black cocks. Her first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas ended in divorce. Her interracial sex relationships with rapper Ray J, football players Reggie Bush and Miles Austin didn’t last, although her relationship with Ray J produced the legendary KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape.

It’s hard to know if Kim Kardashian’s publicists keep Kim in the news every week with some new drama or if drama naturally surrounds her and her publicists have to deal with it. Immediately after her honeymoon was literally over, the latest media swirl surrounding Size Queen Kim Kardashian was that a lawyer in Tennessee, representing an anonymous party, was interested in purchasing Kim Kardashian’s interracial sex tape from Vivid Entertainment and taking the sex tape off the internet forever. Psssst, the mystery buyer wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian herself or her basketballer husband, would it? Perhaps Kim doesn’t want her anal sex scene with Ray J and the nasty golden showers finale officially on the internet now that she’s a Mrs. Although, even if she buys back her sex tape from Vivid, the Kim K interracial sex tape will live on in infamy on foreign torrent sites where take-down notices are about as legal as toilet paper.

Steve Hirsch from Vivid Entertainment stated that he would look at offers in the vicinity of $30 million dollars for the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Pornhub.com jumped into the mix – publicity hounds? – and offered $5 million to buy the Kim K sex tape, but want to keep it online for streaming. Ray J’s reps also relayed that Ray J would have to be paid for his rights to the KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape since he shares rights with Kim Kardashian and Vivid. Stay tuned for more Size Queen Kim Kardashian drama same time, next week.

Lucite Penises on Heels

I love to stiletto face fuck my two real time slaves, fatfuck and brazil nuts, and make them worship my femdom heels while underfoot.** But Lady Gaga has now shown her monsters there are superior heels for face fucking other than standard, but sexy 4 – 5″ stilettos. Check out the American Idol debut of these lucite dildo platform heels (which were censored once the producers realized that the heels were shaped as penis sex toys)!

Lady Gaga Lucite Dildo Heels

No, I wont be shelling out $4,500 for these primo designer heels from London shoe design house,Void of Course. $4,500 for these high heels? Damn, maybe I’m in the wrong business. I’m sure for Lady Gaga spending $4,500 for these slut-terrific high heel dildos was the equivalent of spending $45 if she were a mere mortal like the rest of us high heel fetish wear lovers and femdom chicks. But I bet money that I don’t have that knock-offs of these femdom lucite dildo high heels are currently underway at a shoe sweatshop somewhere in the world and that the double heeled dildos will hit the street markets for $95 or $75 on a slow day. But of course, there will be a catch. They will break if you stand on them, they will only be for sex toy face fuckery, dildo arse play or kinky femdom photo shoots.

Usher’s Sex Tape: Femdom Strap-on Action?

The previous rumors making the roundabout as to why Usher’s sex tape could not be released centered on the sex tape being too romantic and not raunchy enough to sell. Now, roses and romance smell like a cover-up, because the latest rumors are that the sex tape features Tameka strapping it on and fucking her former hubby, Femdom style!

Femdom Tameka and Usher Sex Tape Strap-on

Confession: I have definitely fucked some straight guys with my strap-on who were strap-on curious, but I did not consider them to be bi or gay. They’d seen enough strap-on porno to get excited by girls pegging guys and wanted to try it out. Most of them hated it for the first few minutes, then they liked it, to top it off they reported having the most intense orgasms ever. Maybe because it was due to losing their anal virginity or maybe it was due to the butt having more nerve endings in it than anywhere else on the body. Anal stimulation is amplified even more so for men, whose G-spot equivalent, known as the P-spot (P is for Prostate) is in the arse. So, Usher taking a strap-on in the ass Femdom style doesn’t send off bi or gay signals to me. It might be something kinky ‘n’ sexy that Usher and Tameka liked to do together. Tameka strikes me as being dominant, so maybe she enjoyed using her strap-on and making Usher her bitch. Now fans will have to hang in and wait re: whether the Usher and Tameka Femdom strap-on sex tape will be released…

The Spy Who Cucked Us!

Spygirl - Femdom Phone Sex

Here is why I think Anna Chapman, the Spygirl, is a Femdom cuckoldress…

Note from Sara: written by one of my admirers, vastly edited by Sara

It would have been difficult for Anya Kushchenko to adopt a dead person’s identity, like some of the other Russian spies in the spy ring. She was too well-known due to her father working for the Russian embassy. She was ordered to get a British / American sounding last name via a marriage she would have to fake, but her husband would think was real, mission: blend in as a spy.

Notice she didn’t marry some Polish emigre in the UK named Kowalski. She snagged a wimp with a bland last name: Chapman. If you look at the photos of her ex-husband, he looked like a faggy whiteboy who could be a guitar player in a British band. She picked an easy target to snag, shag, then kiss off. Her husband was just a stepping stone for this Femdom. She even had her in-laws duped. In an interview I read in a British tabloid, the in-laws professed that the Spygirl was so in love with their son that there was no way she could have been a spy. Total snow job. Supposedly, she divorced him after he wanted to combine finances. She wanted to keep them separate, either because he would have seen some sneaky financial shite, or because of her Femdom stance that her money was hers. She was already out-earning hubby with her high profile banking jobs, which may have been rigged for her. She had done well in school with a Master’s degree in economics from a prestigious Moscow university. She was well-educated, beautiful, aggressive and smart. Notice she didn’t go back to using her maiden name after her divorce. She anglocized Anya to Anna. And she retained her dual British / Russian citizenship.

When she gets to America, she’s either ordered to screw as many high level financiers as possible and target those who especially have influence on financial policy. Since she’s a spy, this is automatic cuckolding. The Spygirl is just using her sexual conquests as pawns in a bigger game, and they are total cuckold suckers to fall for her. I saw an article with photos of the men she supposedly screwed in another tabloid. Most of them looked like they had small dicks, but compensated for those small dicks by earning fortunes on Wall Street or otherwise. She was probably kinky in bed too, as evidenced by the nipple clamps and black dildo photo you posted of her. Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Being kinky in bed may also have kept the dough-boys with dinky dicks totally mesmerized by Anna and giving her whatever information she wanted.

Even though the Spygirl had sex with little dicks, she was ultimately in Femdom control, extracting what she needed from them. They were cuckold puppets, how could they not stop and think why would a hot sexy Russian chick like her even pay attention to their little dicks, except their big money egos got in the way.

Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!

The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.

Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.

Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!

Russian Spy Girl Nude Photos Nipple Clamps Black Dildo

Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?


Russian Spy Girl Anna Chapman Topless

And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.

And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.