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84,188 Blowjobs ? Bobbi Eden and Team Blowjob will be busy !

Bobbi Eden Team Blowjob Netherlands World Cup
Last nite Bobbi Eden had @ 56,000 Twitter followers when I updated my blog, tonite she has cultivated nearly 30,000 more Twitter fans a/k/a blow job seekers. Smart porn site marketing, Bobbi was also giving out promo codes to her solo girl site: clubbobbi.nl which I would bet saw a spike in traffic. Plus she did a webcam show at webcamgirls.com last nite where she most likely previewed her oral sex skills on naughty sextoys. At the very least, Bobbi has given her Euro porn star career a little publicity bump.

Now, all that has to happen is the Netherlands have to take home the World Cup. Spain could ruin it all by winning, squelching over 80,000+ blow jobs. 80,000+? That would be like blowing a large soccer stadium full of guys. The logistics of redeeming and fulfilling that many blow jobs is mind-boggling.

And yes, to answer my comment from last nite’s post, all you forced bi cocksuckers should be assisting Team Blowjob in their efforts! Team Gloryhole, get to work!

Tricked Gay Website – Ungloryhole.com!

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Guys are lured to a nasty gloryhole where they think they are going to get a free blow job from a cute girl. Are horny guys that stupid? But the trick is: the girl is in on it. The honeytrap girl sweet talks the horny guys on the other side of the gloryhole wall, even sliding some of her pretty fingers thru the gloryhole with a seductive c’mere gesture. With her promises of a hot blowjob, the girl lures the horny guys hard cocks right thru the gloryhole-in-the-wall. Let the blow job begin. The only catch? The hottie isn’t the cocksucker, it’s a dude! And the horny guy whose dick is getting sucked? Tricked gay!

If I was still back in college and needed the money, I would have done a few of these tricked gay gloryhole porn videos, it would have been priceless just to see the looks on the straight dudes faces when they find out I wasn’t the cocksucker, it was a fag! I would love to be the bitch who would get to say: You’re gay! You just got a blow job from a dude you homo! And we got pictures and video of you getting your dick sucked by a dude at the gloryhole, and you were fucking loving it! And to top it all off, we’re putting these gloryhole porn pictures and video on the internet dickhead! In fact, we’re putting your gloryhole cocksucker videos on a porn site, Ungloryhole.com ungay!

Gay Gloryhole Action

Sara,

I’m doing your forced Gay Brainwashing Game, it’s working! I can’t get cock out of my mind now. Result! I went to an adult bookstore I found on the cruisingforsex site. Honest, I didn’t even know about it till I checked that gay cruising website. It’s about a half hour away, seedy area of town, fake storefront looks like a video store, yes, I mean videos! Not DVDs. Empty video cases on shelves, old movie posters on the wall, well that is if the 80’s are old, Grease, Nightmare on Elm Street. This gloryhole must have been an actual video store at some point in the past before Blockbuster put all of the local video stores out of business.

It was like stepping into the past, until the freaky looking gloryhole clerk brought me back to reality by looking up from a magazine and said, “what you’re looking for is in the back.”

So I walked into the back. There was a second clerk. A very punk emo goth looking girl. Cute except too many tattoos and piercings and troll doll green hair, you know, like those troll dolls people used to hang off their rear view mirrors.

“Bitch,” she said, “ya gotta get change for quarters to watch the gay videos.” She called me Bitch! Could she tell I’m a bitch? Or did she call everyone bitch? It got me a little excited. I gave her $2 and collected my quarters. “Behave Bitch! As you can tell, this is a fine establishment,” then she started laughing. “One fag to a booth.” “Yes ma’am,” I said. “I’m not a ma’am bitch. Get your gay ass into a booth. You’re in my space.” Then she went back to reading a Japanese manga graphic novel called ‘Ghost in the Shell’.

I chose a gloryhole booth and went in. I was feeling so nervous, like I might faint from excitement over sucking cock. I hadn’t sucked cock in about 4 years. I jerk off to cock 24/7, just need a push to get back to sucking dick and Sara, you and your forced Gay Brainwashing Game have given me that push.

Well to make a long story short, or a short story long, I did suck a cock. It was a white guy, packing about 7″, nice meaty, veiny cock. He came into the booth next to me. Did I say there were cut-outs in the walls? The true gloryhole style. The booths were too small for 2 guys to do anything. The guy put 2 fingers thru first and I said yeah, then his cock followed. I sucked it and I sucked it and it came! It pulsed into my mouth, what a load. I felt so gay. Sara, you are awesome. Thank you for getting me back on track with cocksucking! I’m going to call you as soon as my roommate isn’t home or is passed out!