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Porn or Politics for the Spygirl?

From spy to politician. If Vladimir Putin can do it, so can the Spygirl! Anna Chapman a.k.a. Anya Kushchenko, the Russian Spygirl, will not confirm the hot rumors she will be running for a seat in the Russian parliament, Duma. But she rarely confirms rumors swirling around her. In her latest interview, she divulged to the media that she’ll have a website up soon, but admitted she can’t divulge anything related to her activities in the States as part of her conditional release to return to Russia.

A passing curiosity in the US and UK, she has become a popular celebrity in Russia. Crowds gather around her if they spot her in public, causing the Spygirl to go out in disguises. There is a radio station sponsored song contest for the best song written about the Spygirl. Russian tabloids are trying to locate anyone who knew her before she moved to London and then New York City, in order to obtain interviews.

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It doesn’t seem that a leap into the world of politics would be a bad move for Anya, who also holds a Master’s Degree in Economics, has worked in the banking and real estate industries, and of course, in espionage. Maybe that would make her overqualified to become a politician? And given her current popularity, it shouldn’t be difficult for the sexy Spygirl to secure enough votes to gain entree into the Russian parliament. What else can a retired sexy spy do anyway? Especially with legal limitations on selling her Spygirl story or writing a Spygirl book.

While Vivid Entertainment and Playboy dangled big money offers to do a porn video for Vivid and a nude photo spread for Playboy, it seems that for the time being, Anya has nixed porn for politics.

WordPress 3.0 Glitches and Switches

If you’re wondering why my phone sex and small penis humiliation site looks a little different, or even if you’re not, I recently encountered the perils of a WordPress 3.0 upgrade. The upgrade was not compatible with my 3-column website design, at least for those who browse using Safari, Chrome or Opera. Only users of Firefox and IE browsers could see what my website was actually formatted to look like. The guilty culprit? Something called Webkit, a code that translates html to viewable material on the computer or mobile device screen. Safari, Chrome and Opera apparently utilize the Webkit code, whereas Firefox and IE do not. As you can see in this screen shot, the formatting is totally fucked.

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So, my tireless designer and I were literally pulling our hair out, luckily, we have a lot of hair to work with, but we finally decided on converting the phone sex site to a 2 column site – blog left, widgets right – which is the layout you see now.

The only other issue with the 3.0 upgrade was that the viewability of static (style sheet) and variable (blog) data on the website page was compromised again in Safari, Chrome and Opera, most likely due to Webkit. So I could no longer feature my Welcome to My Phone Sex and Small Penis Humiliation Site area above my blog, because the static format threw off the page view for the impacted browsers. So I had to delete my Welcome area. Now I open the site with the interracial and cuckold blog, which is a little awkward for those who are expecting more about me, and less about what I write.

My designer and I and a faithful computer expert reader have written to the various entities to report the glitches, but who knows if they will ever be addressed. It was a situation where I couldn’t leave my new site visitors plus my cuckold and interracial blog readers “hanging”. So I spent the money and fixed it, and I hope that someday, if the glitches are fixed, I can go back to my original phone sex website design.

So now, for those of you who want to know more about me, I’ll be doing a Bio page and probably adding a little bit more to my website theme (header above) to compensate.

In any case, my phone sex website is still mobile friendly, take a look at a few screenshots!

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Spy Girl Gets Vivid Entertainment Porn Offer

Everyone’s favorite Russian Spy Girl, Anna Chapman, a/k/a Anya Kushchenko, may not have to live on the pittance of US dollar equivalent of $2,000 a month in Russia. Two grand a month in rubles was the supposed stipend offered each returning spy from Mother Russia. Hardly what Anna was used to making, running her multi-million dollar internet real estate empire!

Vivid Entertainment has sent her attorney a letter saying they would like to make an offer the Russian Spy Girl to do a porn DVD and downloadable digital video. So far no number has been thrown out, but would $1 million not be too high? Vivid offered $1 million to Octomom with the stipulation that Octomom had to suck cock and take a tit bukakke to collect it. Octomom declined, instead, she took an offer from PETA for $60,000 for a year to allow PETA to use her image and to put a billboard on her front lawn. Octomom passed on a million for one day of work to do something she has probably already done for free.

Back to our Russian Spy Girl…Anna was also offered an undisclosed amount from the movie studio which produced “Salt”, starring Angelina Jolie, to appear at the film’s Russian premier in Moscow. Angelina Jolie and everyone associated with “Salt” must be kissing their lucky charms. Life imitated art, stirring up potential interest in movie-goers to see the spy flick, which critics felt would probably have otherwise bombed given the blockbuster driven summer movie trend. Anna was incommunicado however, and the opportunity slipped by, or maybe the offer to make a personal appearance wasn’t lucrative enough?

So we’ll have to see if “Russian Spy Girl” will be coming to a computer screen near you, click, view at Vivid.com!